The Conspiracy Times -
Ruefully, and rightly as it truly is this time of the year it tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. And for it be jolly, the Board of Directors for Conspiracy Generator Incorporated has joined with Deckard, a longtime promoter of conspiracies at LibertysFlame.com, to announced that all conspiracies are cancelled until after the holidays. There wont be any smoking guns expected until mid-January. This is good news for our readers because there has always been too much smoke and too few guns. There are plenty of juicy titbits being generated with many more programmed to be introduced containing lots of ambiguous words and mysterious happenings. This publication regrets that during the hiatus there will be intriguing factual news, but none of which the conspiracy-mongers want to hear. Until further notice all incongruent letters or photographs can and will be dismissed as a fake, forged by the unauthorized pro-truthere thus providing further proof of their wickedness, ingenuity and willingness to stop at nothing to destroy the validity of conspiracies and present factual happenings.
Superficially, conspiracy theory freaks and pro-truthers look at things differently. The conspiracy theory freaks insist that they are bent on uncovering the real truth, while members of the famous Canary Clan shrug their shoulders, suggesting such conspiracies truth doesnt really exist, can never be known and doesnt really matter anyway. The conspiracy theory freaks brushes off inconvenient facts as bogus, while members of the Canary Clan says they have alternative facts of their own. But in the end, the conspiracy theory freaks dismiss the hard, established evidence that is the basis of reason. Sad.