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Title: 12 inch Bic
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Published: Dec 16, 2009
Author: unk
Post Date: 2009-12-16 07:17:24 by Sarajevo
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Keywords: Bic, Genie, ducks
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Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. 'I sure do,' he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter.

'Wow!' said his friend, 'Where did you get that monster lighter?'

'I got it from my genie.'

'You have a genie?'

'Yes, right here in my golf bag.'

'Could I see him?'

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, 'Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?'

'Yes I will'' the genie replies.

The friend asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, 'I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

He answers,'I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?' Subscribe to *Humor*

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#1. To: Sarajevo (#0)

Is this sort of like the 11 1/2" pianist from that same hard of hearing genie?

There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . .

Rudgear  posted on  2009-12-16   7:32:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Rudgear (#1)

I had to think about it for a moment, but an 11 1/2 pianist wouldn't be such a bad thing, would it?

Sarajevo  posted on  2009-12-16   8:13:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Sarajevo (#0)

*blush* (heheheheheheheh) ;)

diva betsy ross  posted on  2009-12-16   8:43:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Rudgear, Sarajevo (#1)

Is this sort of like the 11 1/2" pianist from that same hard of hearing genie?

LOL!

That's the one I immediately thought of also!

LOL!

Esse Quam Videri.

Mad Dog  posted on  2009-12-16   15:58:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Sarajevo (#0)

Hilarious!


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mel  posted on  2009-12-16   16:04:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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