Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. 'I sure do,' he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter.  'Wow!' said his friend, 'Where did you get that monster lighter?' 
 'I got it from my genie.' 
 'You have a genie?' 
 'Yes, right here in my golf bag.' 
 'Could I see him?' 
 He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, 'Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?' 
 'Yes I will'' the genie replies. 
 The friend asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. 
 The friend tells his golfing partner, 'I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!' 
 He answers,'I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?'