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Title: Hannity’s ‘laughing his a** off’ at fans smashing their Keurigs, promises these prizes for best video
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Bizpac Review
URL Source: http://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/11 ... mises-prizes-best-video-561994
Published: Nov 13, 2017
Author: Samantha Chang
Post Date: 2017-11-14 11:48:06 by Liberator
Keywords: Hannity, pwns, Keurig
Views: 1363
Comments: 15
Fox News host Sean Hannity thanked fans for boycotting Keurig for pulling its ads from his show, and said the videos of them smashing the coffee machines were hilarious. “I am humbled and speechless and frankly laughing my ass off,” Hannity tweeted Sunday night. “I love all my deplorable friends. Thank you and Game on!!” I pulled an “Office Space” with my Keurig… Would be a shame if everyone else joined me in the Keurig Smash Challenge #BoycottKeurig #IStandWithHannity #SundayMorning pic.twitter.com/yEADeRC006 — Angelo John Gage (@AngeloJohnGage) November 12, 2017 Over the weekend, Keurig pulled its ads from Hannity’s show after caving to pressure from left-wing activist group Media Matters for America. So what exactly did Sean do to anger a sponsor? He did his job by interviewing controversial Alabama Republican senate nominee Roy Moore. Let’s be clear: You can be sure that CNN, MSNBC, and all the other networks requested interviews with Moore and would have aired them had they landed the interview. I am humbled and speechless and frankly laughing my ass off. I love all my deplorable friends. Thank you and Game on!! Media Matters, a far-left activist group funded by Democratic mega-donor George Soros, has been targeting Hannity for months. In June 2017, Media Matters launched an unsuccessful campaign to get Hannity fired. Fans reacted to Media Matters’ latest attempt to hurt Hannity by launching a boycott of the expensive, environmentally-unfriendly Keurig coffee makers. Hannity responded by announcing a coffee-maker giveaway on Monday. “Deplorable friends, I am buying 500 coffee makers tomorrow to give away!!” he tweeted. “Details on radio and TV. Hint; best videos!!” Deplorable friends, I am buying 500 coffee makers tomorrow to give away!! Details on radio and TV. Hint; best videos!! — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) November 13, 2017 Check out the videos of Hannity fans destroying their Keurigs and showing Corporate America what happens when they forget that the consumer calls the shots. U.S. Marine Corps vet Angelo Gage channeled his inner Hillary Clinton by smashing his Keurig with a hammer (see video above) Others destroyed their Keurigs by crushing them with golf clubs, setting them on fire, or throwing them off balconies. Hannity urges fans to stop smashing Keurig machines after CEO apologizes for ad boycott Join me & @AngeloJohnGage in the #KeurigSmashChallenge & learn how to crush your drives as a bonus.#BoycottKeurig#IStandWithHannity#BuyBlackRifleCoffee#MAGA pic.twitter.com/WH3unkpADI — Snoop Bailey (@vol80) November 12, 2017 — Gina Marie Bourdeaux (@gmbseeme) November 13, 2017 Liberals are offended by this video of a Keurig being thrown off of a building. Please retweet to offend a Liberal.#BoycottKeurigpic.twitter.com/0qbHlmyqcA — Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 12, 2017 One viewer pointed out that Keurig is only hurting itself by pulling its ads from Hannity’s top-rated show. #hannity has the #1 cable TV ratings. You are making a huge mistake because Donna never watches FOX NEWS pic.twitter.com/q4NhzsaBAK — CindyForTrump (@immigrant_legal) November 12, 2017 Some former Keurig customers said the overpriced coffee machine is a fire hazard. Oops! They (Keurig) have a tendency to catch fire too – this one cause a house fire for my sister – I never leave mine plug in now pic.twitter.com/iEZka34gcS — Big Al Cali-Covfefe (@Skypilot195) November 12, 2017 Liberals mocked Hannity fans for smashing their Keurigs. But where was their outrage when Hillary and her aides destroyed their government-issued phones and hard drives with hammers? "Hillary aides smashed devices with a hammer." — Buster Hyde USMC/Ret (@BusterUSMC) October 25, 2017 Hillary "The Hammer" Clintonpic.twitter.com/ms3SOjN55J — Buster Hyde USMC/Ret (@BusterUSMC) September 20, 2017 Come on Hillary you can beat it you can smash it you can flush it but there will be a day we will find the emails pic.twitter.com/jYK8tF1u1k — McDude (@ooooo101234) December 15, 2016 Poster Comment: Sean Hannity's influence as well as loyalty, passion and anger of those loyal to him are apparently vastly underestimated. Good to see conservatives circle the wagon and launch retaliatory blowback upon a fascist prog CEO. May Keurig's rep and business be fatally wounded. Meanwhile, Keurig's CEO was exposed as a typical spineless Prog-weasel, trying to throttle the throat of Hannity and his voice, ultimately attempting to use the MSM-GOPe lynching of Roy Moore as an excuse to censor him. And ultimately, ALL conservatives. Also as noted, 'Media Matters' has been exposed as spearheading a Leftist-GOPe led attack upon Hannity. Say what you want abut Sean, but the man is a bulwark of conservative, family values and MAGA.
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#1. To: All (#0)
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Nicely done. HA! Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
I've never owned one or thought about buying one, but I have often heard they were overpriced crap.
Yup. Another trendy unnecessary overpriced doohickey. I never owned one either but watched plenty in action. Our $15 Mr. Coffee works fine. And far less expensive. Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
What I miss are the simple percolators.
Percolators probably made the best coffee if you're brewing ore than one cup. But a relative hassle for just one single cup.
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
Come on, who made coffee for just one cup? That's what instant coffee is for.
People who don't want to be jittery? Ok...MAY be a second cup ;-) Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
The worst. They boil coffee to circulate it. The best coffee is made by pouring hot water over freshly ground coffee and letting it filter into a cup.
This can be accomplished in a Kuerig by buying aftermarket reuseable capsules and putting your own freshly ground coffee in it. Getting relatively freshly ground coffee in the keurig type capsule is the problem. Suppliers lie... I'm not that much of a purist. I use the system a lot...
My $15 died about a month ago stepped up and spent $20 on my new one, for the money it brews pretty quickly about 10 minutes for 10 cups. Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of humanitarians!
More Kabuki theater for the rubes.
I guess if you prefer weak, lukewarm coffee, then a drip coffee maker is just fine. Percolators made STRONG, HOT coffee.
My Mr. Coffee works just fine. Strong and hot and smooth. But if you're going to insist on drinking percolated coffee, here's a hint. In my younger days I worked at an upscale restaurant that used the large percolators. The waitresses taught me to sprinkle a pinch of salt over the fresh grounds to reduce bitterness. It works.
We have a Mr. Coffee, and I always have to stick the cup in the microwave for 30 seconds to make it sufficiently hot. I've heard the salt trick before. I've also heard similar things about egg shells and other substances. To me, great coffee should be very hot, have a very slightly sour taste, a very slightly sweet taste, and mostly a nutty kind of flavor. It should have almost no bitterness at all, and go down very smoothly. That's the way I remember percolated coffee. The problem is it is hard to find percolators anymore, and even if you do, it is harder to find the proper grind for percolated coffee. Drip coffee grind doesn't work well in percolators.
I never had that problem. I assume you clean it with CLR or something. "The problem is it is hard to find percolators anymore" Yeah. Because they make shitty coffee.
#2. To: Liberator (#0)
#3. To: no gnu taxes (#2)
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#4. To: Liberator (#3)
#5. To: no gnu taxes (#4)
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#6. To: Liberator (#5)
#7. To: no gnu taxes (#6)
#8. To: Liberator (#5)
Percolators probably made the best coffee
#9. To: Y'ALL (#8)
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The best coffee is made by pouring hot water over freshly ground coffee and letting it filter into a cup.
#10. To: Liberator (#3)
Our $15 Mr. Coffee works fine. And far less expensive.
#11. To: Liberator (#0)
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Those who most loudly denounce Fake News are typically those most aggressively disseminating it.
#12. To: misterwhite (#8)
#13. To: no gnu taxes (#12)
I guess if you prefer weak, lukewarm coffee, then a drip coffee maker is just fine.
#14. To: misterwhite (#13)
#15. To: no gnu taxes (#14)
We have a Mr. Coffee, and I always have to stick the cup in the microwave for 30 seconds to make it sufficiently hot.
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