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Mexican Invasion Title: The Big Myth About Dirty Jobs, Minimum Wage, and Illegal Immigration NEW YORK—Wherever you stand on the Wetback Issue, you’re no longer allowed to say the following sentence: “Mexicans only take the dirty jobs that Americans won’t do.” I’ve been hearing this for thirty years. Enough. It’s not only untrue, it’s so easily disproven that you don’t need Keynesian economics or Milton Friedman economics or even the economics they taught in that glossy college freshman textbook that had the hokey supply-and-demand graphs in it. You can basically blow this out of the water with Pre-Kindergarten Economics. Principle Numero Uno: If there aren’t any Mexicans to pick the lettuce, that doesn’t mean the owner of the crop lets the lettuce rot in the field. What happens is one of two things: A. The cost of picking the lettuce goes up. Instead of paying the Mexicans a dollar an hour, you pay some local rednecks two dollars an hour. Or, much more likely… B. You hire some Americans that you normally wouldn’t hire because they’re a pain in the ass to work with. For example, I have a friend who’s a United States marshal, and one of his duties is to work with people in the federal Witness Protection Program. Over and over again, the protected witness gets a new location, a new house, a new identity, and then spends the first couple of years going to a community college or some other training program to develop a skill—since their prior skills might have been either bank robbery or serving as a punching bag for a Mafia husband—and then when it’s time for the final step, nobody will hire them. The marshal is required by law to tell the potential employer that the new hire is a protected witness with a fake identity—and most bosses say, “No, thanks.” But believe it or not, those are easier placements than the typical ex-convict recently out of state prison on, say, an aggravated assault charge. One of the cruelest things we do to prisoners is pump them up with the idea that, if they educate themselves in prison and learn a trade, they will be able to work when they get out. This is a lie. They probably won’t be able to work, because, aside from typical job-interview demerits like too many nasty facial tattoos, that felony conviction automatically eliminates them on most application forms. As late as the ’70s, in Arkansas, it was considered a badge of civic pride if you hired a couple of convicts and a couple of blind, deaf, or wheelchair-bound citizens at your business—which is why we didn’t use the term “hardcore” for any of the unemployed. Would it be a stretch to say all these convicts have been replaced by young able-bodied illegals? I don’t think so. But it gets worse. Ex-cons are not even the most forsaken job applicants. Single moms with two or more children—forget about it. These women apply for the lowest-paying jobs in America—manicurists, theme park employees, food servers, packagers at mailing centers, laundry workers, dishwashers, cafeteria workers, maids, tollbooth clerks—and constantly lose out because they have all these special needs. They need flexible hours. They need weird schedules. They need time off on short notice when their kids get sick. In other words, they’re a pain in the ass. Much easier to hire twelve highly motivated Mexicans in their early 20s who are too scared not to show up for work. Actually, that’s not quite accurate. On some days they’re scared not to show up, and other days they’re scared to show up. But the important fact is they’re scared. They’re gonna do what the bossman says. Last week a company in Willow Grove, Penn., paid $95 million in fines for hiring illegal immigrants. Asplundh Tree Expert Company has contracts all over the U.S. to trim trees, especially the trees around power lines, and in any given year they hire about 30,000 workers. It’s crappy, dangerous work. You climb up on ladders with chain saws right next to dangerous electrical lines and then you feed tree limbs into a wood grinder on the back of a truck. Apparently the reason the fine was so high is that every time Homeland Security caught them hiring illegals, they would fire the guy, then rehire him the following week when he showed up with a new fake identity card. Why would they go to such lengths? Because if they had to hire Americans to run all over the country trimming trees, the hourly wage might go up. And this leads me to… Principle Numero Two-o: There’s no genetic difference that makes a Mexican more likely to love horrible jobs than an American. They’re not having folk festivals in Mexican villages in which all the young mothers pray to the Aztec gods to give them jobs cleaning toilets in Akron. There’s no special species of peyote being harvested in the Sierra Madres that causes Mexican men to crave plumbing-assistant gigs in Tucson. When American Dad comes home and tells his feckless 17-year-old son that there’s an opening at the Dairy Queen as an assistant line cook on the grill—basically the guy who peels potatoes, sweeps, and takes out the trash—his reaction is no different than a Mexican teenager’s in the same situation. The only difference is the stakes. The American high schooler loses his car keys and his access to the Sony PlayStation when he refuses. The Mexican kid encounters the everlasting disapproval of his grandmother in Tampico, which is where most of his wages are going to end up. He takes the job at the Dairy Queen. If there were some kind of “anti-dirty-job” DNA code in the rear brain lobe of the American worker, then we would have no sewer inspectors, no cattle wranglers in slaughterhouses, no garbage collectors, no cell-tower repair guys, no prison guards, and certainly no lumberjacks. But since all the jobs on that list are either government hires or closely regulated industries—so that it’s impossible to hire illegals—the wages are decent. They’re not great, they’re just decent. And the reason they’re decent is that there’s a “dirty job” premium added to the minimum—enough to get a middle-class American to do the work, as opposed to a desperate Mexican. Because desperation is the economic ingredient we’re dealing with here. If you say, “Those Mexicans do the jobs Americans won’t do,” what you’re really saying is “We should continue to rip off these foreigners because they have no choice and they have no way to go to court and stop us.” Discovery Channel had a reality show called Dirty Jobs on which the host would try his hand at what were considered the worst jobs in the world—roadkill cleaner, pig farmer, sewer inspector, coal miner—but in my opinion they neglected the dirtiest one of all: Housekeeper in any mom-and-pop motel on the interstate. Almost all these jobs are done by women, and almost all the women are foreign-born. Every time they knock on a door, it’s the equivalent of a high-pressure traffic stop by a police officer. First they have to determine if anyone is in the room, if the person is naked or not, if the person is drunk or not, if the person is angry or not, and then, if the room is empty, whether there’s anything disgusting on the sheets, in the trash can, in the shower, or in the toilet, if the smell is bearable, and if this is the day—it’s always in the back of their minds—that they will discover a dead body. The work itself is both tedious and backbreaking, and if they don’t do it perfectly, they’re more expendable than a drug-addled carnie. Of course the motel owners would rather hire Mexicans, and Salvadorans, and Colombians. They show up on time, they never complain, and they appreciate the slave wages. And speaking of drugs… The other pain-in-the-ass job seekers are recovering opioid abusers. The typical profile here is a guy who injured his back in the late ’90s, got legal prescriptions for the pain, became addicted to OxyContin back when it was cheap, then switched to synthetic heroin when the OxyContin prices went through the roof in the early 2000s. He’s been to the emergency room twice and been arrested for possession several times. The good news is that he can get his life back on track by working at that new Amazon sorting center that’s going in out by the little municipal airport—except he’s ineligible to work there. Human Resources eliminates him right out of the gate just for filling out the application truthfully. All the jobs we’re talking about—landscape worker, bakery assistant, fruit packer, gas station attendant, Uber driver, sewing machine operator—have one thing in common. The only reason to take the job at all is money. The jobs don’t lead to anything better. They’re not fun. The hours you spend doing the job are hours subtracted from the time you have on earth to enjoy yourself. These are the people who will go down to the payday loan office in the strip mall and borrow $400 so that they can buy diapers and baby food and toilet paper and then, two weeks from now when they get their $400 check, pay $60 in interest to the loan sharks. They will do dirty work. They are so motivated to do dirty work that sometimes corporations move to cities that have a large population of people who hate their jobs. The Chamber of Commerce of Tulsa has a “people who hate their jobs” index in order to attract industry—and it’s working. What’s really ironic is that the people who are trying to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour are the same people who say, “Mexicans will do jobs that Americans don’t want.” Get rid of the illegal Mexicans and see how fast that wage goes up to $15 on its own, no government intervention needed. But, of course, that would require caring about the single mom, the ex-con trying to straighten out his life, the lonely elderly guy who wants to go back to work, the diabetes patient who needs a wheelchair because of his swollen feet, and the guy who finally kicked drugs and needs to start over. That would require having a social conscience. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Tooconservative (#0)
If all those illegal Mexicans are made U.S. citizens, then who will do the work Americans won't do?
Good question. I thought Takimag was exploring a neglected topic about minimum wage and why employers jump at the cheaper foreign labor. They're not just cheaper, they're more fuss-free, less likely to have a criminal record or drug habit, etc.
I don't know where you are getting your information from but I do know for a fact that several Congress members in California had on their payroll illegal aliens working as maids and such and were getting paid $15.00 an hour and some were even paid under the table. And yes, not only were these illegal aliens here illegally but some of them were drug traffickers. It is a known fact that those entering this country illegally have broken the law and those who choose them hire them have broken the law which is a felony. Back in 1995-96 the federal government was actually doing sting operations on companies hiring illegals and even threatened to shut down those companies.
You do? Name them. We had some federal appointees who got burned over hiring illegals but that was mostly late Nineties and early in the Bush years. Since then, I can hardly recall any cases, mostly because they are vetted for that pretty carefully by the WH. Similarly, nearly every candidate for Congress gets pretty close scrutiny on this issue. Sessions is bringing back the penalties on these companies and ratcheting up enforcement and says he is going for maximum fines for violators. We'll see.
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