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Title: My daughter informed me last night what the olden days are
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Published: Oct 20, 2017
Author: me
Post Date: 2017-10-20 10:11:26 by no gnu taxes
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I was telling my daughter about some things that happened in 1980s. She quickly informed that was in the olden days.

Olden days?

I told her that I thought was when mice were pulling thorns out of lion's paws or when animals were lounging around the forest watching turtles and rabbits race.

She astutely commented that those were just myths.

So I asked her, "So what are the olden days?"

She told me that anything that happened before 2000 was in the olden days.

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#1. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

All observed "truths" depend on individual perspectives.

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2017-10-20   11:57:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Ask her if she knows how to dial a phone number on a rotary phone.

You could tell her that her kids won't know what a compact florescent light bulb is, and laugh at her when she talks abut DVD's.

Pinguinite  posted on  2017-10-20   11:59:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: Pinguinite (#2)

Ask her if she knows how to dial a phone number on a rotary phone.

I would have a hell of a hard time even finding a rotary phone to show her about it. There aren't even any more pay phones anymore.

I know how to change a flat tire. I think I would have a very hard time trying to fix a wagon wheel, though.

no gnu taxes  posted on  2017-10-20   12:09:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#4. To: no gnu taxes (#3) (Edited)

There aren't even any more pay phones anymore.

There are still some around.

They all have touch-tone, not rotary. Rotary pay phones went away in the Eighties.

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-10-20   13:35:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: Tooconservative (#4)

There aren't even any more pay phones anymore.

There are still some around.

Okay, when is the last time you used one? I remember deseperatly searching for one one 12 years ago in southern Maryland. I was lucky to find one phone in a deserted area. The local stores here used to have banks of phones, All gone.

no gnu taxes  posted on  2017-10-20   13:50:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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