Heavy Fire! Under a Coordinated Denial of Service Attack The illiberal progressives are trying to knock us offline. We're fighting the good fight and will not succumb. I'm sniping the most annoying ones by hand, then two more show up to replace him. Going to experiment with an automated system to nuke 'em. SkyNet lives.
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Time to get John off the couch and on the road to the faraway 'server farm' in a San Jose garage. I wonder if they ever checked to see if Fresno can support Internet servers?
I'm sure cash will plug the leak, but it'll take a lot of cash, no doubt.
