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Title: Thinking of Becoming a Liberal?
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John W Lillpop
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Published: Apr 23, 2006
Author: JOHN W LILLPOP
Post Date: 2006-04-23 06:37:56 by alwaysontheright
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Thinking of becoming a liberal? Thinking of becoming a liberal? Consider the inconsistency and illogical thinking needed to embrace the liberal agenda: * Huge profits are 'obscene,' unless earned by George Soros, Bill Gates, Oprha Winfrey or other famous liberals. *Skyrocketing gasoline prices are devestating, but drilling for more oil & adding refining capacity are out of the question because of global warming and possible harm to Al Gore's career. * Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman's right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable. * Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when illegal immigrants from Mexico invade America. *President Bush acted foolishly by invading Iraq, but is moving far too slowly on Iran. * Discrimination based on race or gender is wrong. Except when waged against Caucasian men, in which case it is mandated by law & called Affirmative Action. *Masculinity & all things male are the source of all evil, whereas feminism is liberating & spiritual in nature. Jesus was probably female, truth be known! * Freedom of speech must never be repressed, except when hurtful to any constituency of the Democrat party. * Tax cuts are wrong if it means returning money to the people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid no taxes. * Christmas, the Holy Bible & other symbols of Christianity must be quashed so as to offend no one; whereas, Ramadan, the Koran & symbols of Islam must be heavily promoted in the name of religious awareness & tolerance. * Businesses are oppressive, fascist institutions that must not be allowed to grow too large, while big government, when run by Democrats, creates wealth & happiness & must be expanded. * Military force must never be used, except when absolutely needed to advance interests not vital to the US, or to obscure a Democrat president's sexual misconduct in the Oval Office. The big question: Are you mindless enough to be a liberal? 
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