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Title: My near death out of body experience
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Published: Jul 27, 2017
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Post Date: 2017-07-27 18:30:26 by no gnu taxes
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I was on the operating table being put under anesthesia. All of a sudden I found my self drifting towards a bright light in the distance. I kept getting closer and closer.

Then suddenly I was playing halfback for the Detroit Lions in a tough game against the Packers. Stafford handed me the ball facing a a packer defense stacked against the run, but I made a determined, hard fought run for a 5 yard gain.

However, at the end of the run, I was slammed down hard by a Green Bay defender. I knew a flag would be tossed, but none was. I got up furious at the lack of a call, waving my arms and shouting wildly.

Then I found myself drifting back into the darkness. The next thing I knew, I was in recovery. I heard a doctor say, "he'll be okay except for some temporary numbness in his feet.

This was life changing. i'll never be the same again.

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#1. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

If you find yourself drifting unconscious toward a bright light and discover that you've ended up in Detroit, you've obviously died and gone to hell.

Tooconservative  posted on  2017-07-27   18:57:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Were you a pro ball player?

Vicomte13  posted on  2017-07-27   20:09:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Well? What was the final score?

misterwhite  posted on  2017-07-27   20:53:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Did you autograph any little boys' balls?

Oh, wait - that's the Pope dream. Never mind.

Hank Rearden  posted on  2017-07-27   21:24:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Hank Rearden (#4)

" Did you autograph any little boys' balls?

Oh, wait - that's the Pope dream. Never mind. "

LOL !!

Sick, but funny !

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Stoner  posted on  2017-07-27   22:35:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Tooconservative (#1)

If you find yourself drifting unconscious toward a bright light and discover that you've ended up in Detroit, you've obviously died and gone to hell.

ROFL!

Pinguinite  posted on  2017-07-28   0:13:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

In your normal life at some point before you had the operation and had your OOB, had you been a professional football player?

Vicomte13  posted on  2017-07-28   7:15:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Vicomte13 (#7)

no

no gnu taxes  posted on  2017-07-28   12:08:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: no gnu taxes (#8)

Ok. But in your experience you went to the playing field of a pro-ball game, and you were a player, yes?

Vicomte13  posted on  2017-07-28   14:22:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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