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Title: Guess which site is broken again, right on schedule?
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URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3569283/posts
Published: Jul 14, 2017
Author: King Grift
Post Date: 2017-07-14 16:56:44 by Hank Rearden
Keywords: grift, free republic, begging
Views: 3996
Comments: 21
Oh, boo-hoo. Gimme, gimme, gimme. I'm very sorry (again), but our recurring response time nightmare is back (again). The good news, though, is John has finally checked in. He's been out of town a lot in the last couple weeks dealing with some urgent family issues regarding his other half's adopted child. Praying that works out soon. He also says his phone needs to be replaced and has not had time to get it done. The bad news is, he has not been able to resolve our server issue yet. He suspects it's some kind of intermittent error in our network switch or router and wants to replace our front-end hardware but has not had time to purchase the new equipment or get back up to San Joose to install it. Hopefully, soon.
This is what about $1,000 per DAY gets you; a 1995 BBS running on Windows ME. How many more millions needed before posts can be edited?
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#1. To: Hank Rearden (#0)
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You could knock me over with a feather. C'mon, just send them a check. Mail it in.
Yeah, you cheap Commie Freeploaders!!....tear out another check. Gold and Bitcoin accepted as well, btw. KEEP THE LIGHTS ON!! (or else we'll shut them off as a reminder.) They are juuuust ONE check away from buying John Rob a time machine back to 1999 when FR's software OUT-PERFORMED the 2017 version of data-harvesting, resource-robbing FREE Chinese shareware.
#6. To: All (#5)
"We've decided that you are a troll based on our expensive software algorithms, your disrespect of 'Dollar-A-Day' Freepers, AND your tardiness in sending in a *check." *Please ignore the, 'PRIVILEGES REVOKED: Reason: TROLL' message if your healthy check has already been sent.
C'mon, the Packard-Bell 486SX is staggering. And the scion of Clan Robinson is caught out of town with a failing CB radio. The drama is almost too much. : ) Of course, this is not a very satisfying narrative to get the rubes to mail in those Social Security checks. It sounds like JohnRob will return at some unspecified date well into the future to finally fix things. Maybe JimRob is just bored and toying with the peons.
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#5. To: Tooconservative (#1)
C'mon, just send them a check. Mail it in.
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#7. To: Liberator (#5)
KEEP THE LIGHTS ON!! (or else we'll shut them off as a reminder.)
That's the spirit!
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