"The President is a mommy's boy who married his schoolteacher and became an investment banker at Rothschild, but that's not what I had in mind."
Rather than you listing everything you didn't have in mind, how about telling me what you did have in mind. Starting with the names of the Jews in the French government that you referred to.
Sure. First there is the matter of my consulting fee, which is double for you since I would have to explain everything at least twice. One Bitcoin per hour, payable in advance.