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Title: Man fresh out of coma commits suicide after learning Trump is President
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World News Daily Report
URL Source: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man ... r-learning-trump-is-president/
Published: Jun 22, 2017
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Post Date: 2017-06-22 22:23:43 by Tooconservative
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Views: 6831
Comments: 40
San Francisco, CA | Adrian Blake, a 24-year-old Starbucks employee who had recently awoken from a seven-month-long coma reportedly committed suicide this week after learning Donald Trump had won the presidency. After a miraculous recovery, Blake was reported by doctors as healthy and had recently been freed from San Francisco’s General Hospital after six weeks of physical therapy and readaptation. The young man was artificially induced into a comatic state in late October of 2016 after doctors feared for his life when he suffered a strong epileptic attack caused by an ecstasy overdose during a rave party. The strong Hillary supporter’s mom says the news of Donald Trump winning the presidential election was just “too hard to swallow”. “We lied to him for as long as we could but when he got out of the hospital, it was impossible to hide the truth from him anymore,” she admitted. “He was so happy he cried when we told him that Hillary had won, I couldn’t tell him the truth, I knew he’d be crushed by the news”. “The doctor told us he needed calm and to stay away from any kind of stress or anxiety attack, or he could go into shock and relapse,” she told reporters in tears. “He was so depressed, he immediately stopped eating,” his mother told reporters. “He just completely shut down. I think that if I had told him that a nuclear strike had just hit San Francisco he wouldn’t have reacted any differently,” she explained. Blake also wrote a letter to his friends and family saying that he “could not bear the thought of living under a Trump presidency” before overdosing on antidepressants. Recent CDC National suicide statistics numbers show an alarming 2000% increase in suicide rates for the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017 in the United States since President Donald Trump’s election, the highest suicide rate ever recorded in US history since the height of the Great Depression, although experts warn many factors could explain these high numbers. Poster Comment: WorldNewsDailyReport.com is my favorite #FakeNews site. It's like a Macedonian content farm on crack. 
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#10. To: Tooconservative (#0)
HA! (But it's OUR #fakenews site.) WND has at least reported on MANY stories over the years that I recall were being ridiculed and laughed at -- for one, as they were exposing the New World Order agenda and plans that were being implemented under Dubya Bush. Kinda hard to get "confirmation" from gubmint "officials" or ANY source who were going to admit that we are being systematically sabotaged and undermined from within. So...on that count as well as on many other counts (like the *proven* weather-affecting Chemtrails, AND of course, for exposing Dubya Bush's NWO puppet-strings) WND should have earned far more respect.
It's a huge site. If you start clicking in various section in the menu at the top, you'll see tons and tons of these stories. Someone has this as their day job or major hobby, to create really weird #FakeNews stories, day after day.
So much fodder there... The Donkey-spy is a good one. (Well, he does have beady eyes...hmmm...maybe that talented donkey has been piloting those Chemtrail jets as well.)
I'd love to know where they get all those goofy pictures. LOL
From the LP archives. Where else? :-)
WNDR is a labor of love. Or maybe there really is big money in #FakeNews. God knows, the NYSlimes and WaPo certainly make some money at it still.
LOL Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum
I never knew just how many animals and other things could get caught accidentally in a rectum. It's the X-rays that really tickle me. And how about those hunting stories? WDNR: Hunter nearly killed by brutal sexual assault from 1,200 lbs moose WDNR: National Geographic cameraman arrested for raping a zebra WDNR: Yemen: Court Rules Teenager Has to Marry Impregnated Camel
"Fusilli Jerry"...."ASSMAN" episode. Ha! Was that the "Junior Mint" episode as well? That doc was the same doc who gave George the bad news regarding Susan and the wedding invitations.... Hulu: Got ALL the Seinfelds. Couldn't run about a quarter of those episodes today. Too un-PC.
I think two different docs. Assman only appeared once, I think. Same with George's heart attack doctor. Same with Dr. Pimple-popper M.D. Elaine's psychiatrist (Lance Hendrickson) appeared more than once, I think. But the one with Susan's death did appear in another episode, I'm thinking it involved George's boss at the grinding company for some reason. There was an accusation of joke theft that time, I think. But I'm not a groupie, just a repeats viewer.
I'd erroneously thought "ASSMAN " -- the Fusilli doc -- was the same doc as the Junior Mint doc, the doc who confirms Susan's death...AND the "Summer of George" doc who gave him the bad news that put the kibosh on "The Summer of George"... Clarification: (From Wiki): "The final scene pays homage to the ending of 'The Invitations'. In the wake of George's accident, the gang meets up at the hospital where the same doctor who informed them of Susan's death informs them that George may never walk again due to being unhealthy." http://www.cinemablend.com/television/20-Best-Seinfeld-Characters-Ranked-Order-69982.html. Seinfeld trivia...now THIS is what's important in life! ;-)...Looks like actor Victor Raider-Wexler is the doc who was featured in THREE episodes: 1) "The Junior Mint" And then of course, "The Finale". http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Victor_Raider-Wexler As I scanned Seinfeld photos, it's amazing just how often hospital scenes were typical (Junior Mint):
I recalled the hospital and doctor scenes but you recalled a few more than I did.
#40. To: Tooconservative, Liberator (#38)
One of my favorites: And of course when some posters go off the deep end at Christian forums I post this:
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestWorldNewsDailyReport.com is my favorite #FakeNews site. It's like a Macedonian content farm on crack.
#12. To: Liberator (#10)
HA! (But it's OUR #fakenews site.)
#14. To: Tooconservative (#12)
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#24. To: redleghunter, Liberator (#20)
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Man transported to hospital after getting squirrel stuck in his rectum
#34. To: Tooconservative (#24)
#35. To: Liberator (#34)
That doc was the same doc who gave George the bad news regarding Susan and the wedding invitations....
#36. To: Tooconservative (#35)
I think two different docs. Assman only appeared once, I think. Same with George's heart attack doctor.
2) "The Invitations"
3) "The Summer of George"
#38. To: Liberator (#36)
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Victor_Raider-Wexler
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