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Title: Sarah Palin at the Gridiron Dinner. Excerpts, Photos(Barney Frank is MAD)
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URL Source: http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/200 ... alin_at_the_gridiron_di_1.html
Published: Dec 10, 2009
Author: Lynn Sweet
Post Date: 2009-12-10 05:31:27 by borntoweardiamonds
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Views: 41092
Comments: 119
Rep. Barney Frank and Sarah Palin at the winter Gridiron Club dinner Below, Todd Palin's cummerbund is modeled after the Alaskan flag. Palin faces 'death panel' and leaves 'em laughing GRIDIRON CLUB | She lightheartedly roasts journalists at their annual dinner WASHINGTON -- "Sometimes you just got to trust your instincts. And when you don't, you end up in places like this," joked former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin at the Gridiron Club winter dinner. She was speaking to an unfamiliar audience Saturday night -- an exclusive gathering of journalists. "At least now I can put a face to all the newspapers that I do read," Palin continued, spoofing that Katie Couric question to her during the campaign about what she reads. Palin mocked herself -- and the reporters -- all in the spirit of the evening, which called for heavy doses of self-deprecating humor and gentle barbs: "It's good to be here though, really, in front of this audience of leading journalists and intellectuals, or as I like to call it, a death panel." Palin shared the bill at the black-tie dinner of the 124-year old club with Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.). She was joined by her husband, Todd Palin, and her parents. Palin -- a potential 2012 presidential candidate -- is touring the nation promoting her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life. Frank, the chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, just published a biography titled Barney Frank: The Story of America's Only Left-Handed, Gay, Jewish Congressman. At the reception, Palin mingled and posed for pictures. She told me, when I asked, that her purse was made from otter. Todd Palin explained to me his cummerbund was based on the Big Dipper and North Star in the Alaskan flag. Palin's speech was loaded with zingers -- aimed at her and the journalists. Palin, John McCain's running mate, had some interesting help in crafting her speech, enlisting Eric Schnure, a former speechwriter for former Vice President Al Gore. Other good Palin lines: • She almost had another title for her book. "Somebody suggested that I go with How to Look Like a Million Bucks for Only $150,000. Todd liked The Audacity of North Slope. I considered not having a title at all. I said it before, but some of the Beltway Boys just don't get it: that you don't need a title to make an impact." That was a dig at critics who slammed her for quitting as Alaska governor. • Her book did not have an index, so she made one up: "So under A, we have Alaska, media not understanding, pages 1 through 432. Under B. Biased media; pages 1 though 432. And under C, conservative media, got to see acknowledgments for that." • After her book came out, a cadre of former McCain staffers trashed Palin. Without using his name, she slammed Steve Schmidt, McCain's bald campaign manager. "Normally the Democrat speaker would deliver a speech after me. But instead, I hear the McCain campaign staff asked if they could use that time for a rebuttal. . . . Suffice it to say, that if ever I need a bald campaign manager, it appears all that I am left with is James Carville." • On Vice President Biden: "I can't help think of what might have been. I can be the vice president overseeing the signing of bail-out checks and Joe Biden could be on the road selling his new book, Going Rogaine." • Before Frank spoke, the Gridiron chorus sang a song about Frank to the tune of "We Three Kings." Retorted Frank, "I'm very flattered to be the second Jew to have that tune dedicated to."
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#1. To: borntoweardiamonds (#0)
I guess the divorce rumors spread by the fat, ugly, envious, unsuccessful Palinhaters have been debunked AGAIN! Libs love to be exposed as stupid fools I guess.
Yeah, The Desperate Dopes® are frustrated a thousand different ways by Palin... "OH LOOKIE!!! (with unfettered glee) SARAH'S NOT WEARING HER WEDDING RING!! THAT CHEATING FAKE-CHRISTIAN, FAKE-CONSERVATIVE HUSSY AND HER PLAYBOY HUBBY ARE FRAUDS!!"
Dude, they're not afraid of her. Deal with it.
Give Sarah Palin a helicopter and a Red Ryder BB gun and she scares the crap out of every wolf on the tundra. But progressives? Not so much.
You mean pussified twinks, don't you?
The proper characterization, yes.
The proper characterization, yes. They attempt to hide what they really are, but eventually the feces seeps out.
#22. To: Ibluafartsky (#21)
LOL...
The proper characterization, yes. They attempt to hide what they really are, but eventually the feces seeps out. "Progressive" is nothing but a code word for "communist",and there is nothing the least bit liberal about communists or communism.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestShe was joined by her husband, Todd Palin, and her parents.
#3. To: Ibluafartsky (#1)
I guess the divorce rumors spread by the fat, ugly, envious, unsuccessful Palinhaters have been debunked AGAIN! Libs love to be exposed as stupid fools I guess.
#8. To: Liberator (#3)
Yeah, The Desperate Dopes® are frustrated a thousand different ways by Palin...
#16. To: Nebuchadnezzar (#8)
Dude, they're not afraid of her. Deal with it.
#18. To: Racism_Boot (#16)
But progressives?
#20. To: Ibluafartsky, Racism_Boot (#18)
progressives, aka, pussified twinks
#21. To: Liberator, Racism_Boot (#20)
progressives, aka, pussified twinks
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#41. To: Ibluafartsky, Liberator, Racism_Boot, ALL (#21)
progressives, aka, pussified twinks
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