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Title: Ellen DeGeneres Will Leave Her Show This November To Campaign For Breakthrough Skincare Line! (Daily Barf)
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URL Source: http://people.com-22.net/ellen/offe ... iZC00ZTM0LTliMWUtYjgxYTllOGEzY
Published: Mar 26, 2017
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2017-03-26 08:35:22 by HomerBohn
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Views: 668
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Ellen Degeneres recently announced she will be leaving The Ellen Show in November to promote a new skincare line that was recently voted #1 by Dermatologists. The 57-year-old, who now appears to be aging backwards, says, "I went through a complete transformation with one of the best skincare products on the market called DermaFi" Sources close to the couple tell us Portia, 42, encouraged her wife to take a leave of absence when NBC threatened to cancel The Ellen Show because they wanted a younger looking host for better ratings. Portia told Women's Health, "We want to campaign for a greater cause. Women's anti-aging is important for the preservation of female beauty, confidence, and ultimately individual happiness." Ellen could have crumbled under the pressure of losing her show, but somehow she managed to make a comeback with an unrecognizable new glow! Degeneres credits DermaFi for her youthful, fresh skin! For our testing, we will use People's very own Kim Allen. During her 30 year marriage, Kim Allen's skin has deteriorated severely due to constant stress, sun damage, occasional wine and cocktails, and a few years of smoking. Kim will use the same product used by Ellen DeGeneres to see if DermaFi can make her wrinkles and lines go away. Read on to discover how Kim Allen successfully restored decades of youth to her face using Ellen DeGeneres's groundbreaking tip. r. Oz has known about Ellen's secret for years and has reserved it for only private celebrity clients that need to look 10 to 15 youngers quickly, until Ellen DeGeneres revealed DermaFi on The Today Show. Even for Ellen DeGeneres to tell others about her secret and launch her own line of anti aging products, she couldn't help but start crying on The Today Show about her biggest secret being exposed and in the open. (More gushing nonsense about Ellen's secret for any ladies here who want to look like Ellen Degenerate) Poster Comment: Does the above narrative mean that Ellen Degenerate is the wife of the attractive female? Should be the other way around. At any rate, Ellen is a degenerate and how she and Oprah got so successful is an indictment of American womankind.
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#1. To: HomerBohn (#0)
Ellen is the husband. She's getting booted from her show or retiring so she cooked up this phony product line that she would never use herself.
Does the above narrative mean that Ellen Degenerate is the wife of the attractive female?
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