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Title: "Dear MUD..."
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Published: Mar 13, 2017
Author: MUD
Post Date: 2017-03-13 16:00:53 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: advice, info, WISDOM
Views: 3077
Comments: 15
"the details are negotiable" Exactly my point...there are solutions to all of America's so-called "crisises- du-jour", It's 'cuz the federal programs--as designed by the RATS--are written not to solve the problem and thereby end the lucrative funding stream, Those programs are designed to run in perpituity!! Social Security needs to be ABOLISHED...NOW!!! Questions?!! MUD 893 posted on Friday, January 17, 2003 10:16:00 AM by Mudboy Slim Can't WAIT!! BOO-YAHHH!!
but the RATS don't want solutions as they derive their Power from the PROBLEMS!!
Why else do you think the RATS never git rid of any program?!
NO!!
(Forever and ever fer y'all in Rio Linda and certain counties in Florida...LOL!!)
(McAuliffe's DemonRAT ROADKILL!!!!!!)
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SincereLEE...MUDboyzSleeMagaIN "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Right's Been Fergotten!!" Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! (Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle) Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... Mudboy Slim ------------------------------------------------------------------ RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Justice is its own reward...MUD 1 posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2003 10:05:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, RightWing's inspired...RATS can't stand it... Sosh'lism's Bunk!! Fools pray to Guv'ment... Yeah, Left's a cryin' shame... Yeah, we gotta win it, guys... RightWing's got moxie...slingin' that MUD... Folks, RATS ain't got no shame... I said, "Hell yeah, Right's future's bright now!!" Mudboy Slim 116 posted on MONday, August 09, 2004 11:19:32 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!! RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!! RINO-rat-BASS-turd ALERT!!" PUNK..RINO..SEAnile..chemicalLEE-imBALanced..embarrASSment!! YES...all of the ABOVE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, “Open Letter to the Main Stream Media: “We are not amateurs and we are going to kick your butts. We have watched you for years try to tell us how to think, what to think, who to vote for and what to believe based solely on your own agenda. In past years, you have come to think of yourselves as the fourth branch of government, the movers and shapers of opinion and the arbiters of truth. In case you have not been watching, America is sick and tired of you. We are turning away from you in record numbers. Your audience and readership is declining faster than you can say the word 'bias', and instead of recognizing the trend, you have only become further entrenched and determined to force society to play by your rules. “Technology has allowed us to ignore you, and in many cases, replace you altogether. I grew up watching Walter Cronkite every night, not yet aware of his agenda, his bias and his overwhelming desire to turn the nation against its leaders unless they agreed with him. I saw him replaced by the most dishonest, agenda-driven anchorman this nation has ever produced. That Dan Rather is one of you should be enough to make you feel dirty....“You believe yourselves to be solely qualified to pontificate on the day-to-day events going on around the world as if journalism school gives you a special insight into the truth. When I was in college, people went to J-school only if they flunked out of business school and did not want to become teachers. “Well guess what? The world is on to you." WOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...MUD 514 posted on Saturday, September 18, 2004 12:08:31 PM by Mudboy Slim "U" aX'd 4 it, n.o.w. "U" gits IT!! But NOT you, u or YOO..."U" know HOO "U" R, right?! MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Hanoi John's got it rough... CHORUS: My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... CHORUS Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! CHORUS Mudboy Slim BTW...three years ago this evening, I was sittin' alone in a hotel room in Crystal City (accross 95 from the Pentagon), This next Black thread will be XXX... 509 posted on FRIday, September 17, 2004 12:20:18 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Pookies TOONS" ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, GOOFy-lookin' AND STOOOPIDer than a ROCK...LOL!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, If psYchoRINO senaTOR McStainiac were 2 MATE w/ the efFEMinate senuhtuh Ms. Lindsey Grahamnesty And THAT was YET another EASTer-inSPIRED m'YOOzing de...MUD😎 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We decry corruption when we see'it... Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... (Keyboard/Percussion) We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... (Keyboard/Percussion to fade) Mudboy Slim BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!! Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo... If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite SincereLEE, P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!" So sayeth the word of...MUD 1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim ) 1,042 posted on FRIday, March 14, 2003 4:49:03 PM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Fix Is In (Levy Investigator also Vince Foster & Mary Mahoney Investigator)" Crime/Corruption Front Page News Keywords: AGENT BRADLEY J. GARRETT: FOSTER/MAHONEY/LEVY FIXER Source: U.S. Department of Justice Web Site U.S. Department of Justice February 5, 2001 MEMORANDUM TO: Heads of Department Components FROM: Robert S. Mueller, III SUBJECT: The Attorney General's 49th Annual Awards THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT a. Description. The Attorney General's Award for Excellence in Law Enforcement is designed to recognize outstanding professional achievement by a law enforcement officer of the Department of Justice. Normally there will be one to two awards granted annually. b. Definition. The term "law enforcement officer" means an employee whose primary duties are the investigation, apprehension, or detention of individuals suspected or convicted of offenses against the criminal laws of the United States. c. Criteria. All law enforcement officers employed by the Department of Justice are eligible. A nominee must have demonstrated unusual courage or outstanding accomplishments in the field of law enforcement. Nominations may be submitted by heads of Department components for employees of other Department organizations if they have sufficient knowledge of the employee's performance. However, these nominations must also bear the endorsement of the employee's bureau head in order to be considered for the award. AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett and Supervisory Special Agent Scott G. Jessee are honored for their exceptional efforts in the four-year international manhunt for Mir Aimal Kansi, the man responsible for killing two and wounding three other Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employees at the entrance to the CIA Headquarters on January 25, 1993. As the FBI's primary presence in Pakistan, Mr. Jessee negotiated the eventual delivery of Kansi where he could be apprehended by American agents. Mr. Garrett led the FBI arrest team, which apprehended Kansi within Pakistan on June 15, 1997. Their outstanding leadership and dedication to this investigation led to Kansi's conviction for capital murder and a sentence of death by the presiding judge. ------------------- Special Agent Bradley J. Garrett, recently named lead investigator into the Chandra Levy "case," was also a lead investigator in the Vincent Foster "suicide" and also a lead investigator in the Mary Caitlin Mahoney/Starbucks triple-homicide. Do the math, please. 1 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys ------------------- SOMETHING TO BE CHECKED OUT: (If this Mark R. Garrett, who worked for Gary Condit, is related to FBI Special Agent Bradley (Garrett), Mark R. Garrett, Member Governor Gray Davis appointed Mark Garrett of Merced to The Reclamation Board on March 21, 2001. Mr. Garrett is a licensed real estate broker and Managing Partner of a private investment company that owns and operates independent business and real estate ventures in California. He acts as an investor and consultant in a variety of real estate developments in the San Joaquin Valley. Mr. Garrett served in the House of Representatives in Washington, DC, as an Administrative Assistant to Congressman Gary Condit from 1989 to 1991. From 1977 to 1989, he held a number of senior-level positions on the staff of Congressman Tony Coelho, both in Washington and in California. During his tenure, Mr. Garrett worked closely with many groups and organizations in the area of agriculture, water, and environmental issues. He represented California at the American-Swiss Foundation's Leadership Conference in Switzerland and continues his involvement with those organizations. He was named as an Outstanding Young Man of America by the United States Jaycees. He currently serves as a member of the Pastoral Council of St. Patrick's/Our Lady of Mercy Church. Mr. Garrett was appointed and is a past member of the Redevelopment Agency of the City of Merced and also is a member of the Board of Trustees for the University of California, Merced. He is a former member of the United Way Board of Directors and has served on various business and community organizations. Mr. Garrett was awarded a Bachelor of Science Degree in Business Administration by California State University, Fresno. 4 Posted on 08/18/2001 02:32:29 PDT by justoneoftheguys --------------------- Maybe he's getting ready to go for that big "One-In-A-Row". 10 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:29:01 PDT by capt. norm ----------------------- Ultimately, Republican George Bush and Republican Attorney General John Ascroft are the final stops in this process! Sure makes me confident that justice will be served.. NOT! 11 Posted on 08/18/2001 08:36:23 PDT by HalfIrish ----------------------- Betty Jo: Mr. Ashcroft has some hard decisions ahead; my feeling is, he ain't got the spine (or has something in his closet, To: Snow Bunny, PhiKapMom, Lady in Blue, sinkspur, GOP J, Reagan Man, Doctor Raoul, Taxman, stand watie "Ashcroft will you be the mouse that roared OR the MAN that demands respect and walks tall and does the right thing." Exactly, my FRiend... AG Ashcroft, I fully expect you to do the Right thing in the upcoming months and INDICT Terry McAuliffe I pray y'all make the Right Decision!! FReegards...MUD 87 Posted on 08/17/2001 21:39:14 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. monDREmo on pie-anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. ---------------------------------------------------- FReegards...MUD 1 posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hear HERE...DE-pop*U*late the DEEP STATE!! Quite sincereLEE...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, BodySLAM the DeeCee RATmedia WHORE'd...at LEAST all the girLEEmyn snowFLAKE millenialz...LOL@ U'all in the RATmedia!! Bozos!! Ain't JOKIN'...MUD🎃 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2. To: George W. Bush, Dubyuh, Dubyuh's Daddy, Ol' Man Bush, quidam, holdonnow, M.Thatcher, jla, BufordP, Landru (#1)
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight 4 yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#3. To: All (#2)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Bitch")
Folks, won't you help US FReep?!!
DemRATS ain't so hot...Left's hyperactive...
Still, Left's Elite's EFFETE!!
Slaves to Demfreaks ain't Right!!
Right's seekin' Justice...fer Kerry's TREASON...
Fight 'gainst Hanoi John's LIES!!
Right liberates from DemTyrants' mobs.
Folks, we shall Devolve Power...
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
RATS try to spin it...Lib'ral SCUM...SlixMYbitch!!
Right's gotta win it, gals...
Left tries to spin it...RAT-scum...
SlixMUDZbitch...that's Right!!
Terri's the Mark...let's fight!!
Ol' Lurch spreads pure LIES..."brothers" abandoned...
Shot a child in the back...that's Right!!
They tyrannize 'cuz they're PowerWhores!!
Folks, we shall Devolve Power!!
The Right is FReepin' proudly as we whup RATS' butts...we're Right!!
Got to Devolve...
Yeah, come join the Right's Power!!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!! Sow QUIT yer KNOCKin...!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#4. To: All (#3)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#5. To: Stoner, Pukin Dog, A K A Stone, a rolling stone gathers no moss, dog PUKE...yuck!! (#4)
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#6. To: Landru, conservativemusician, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, ForGod'sSake, dead (#5)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left SHALL confess!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
less than one week removed from the occurrences on 9/11/01...I was up there fer a conference,
but I found time to sneak up to my room after the speakers were done, begged off from doing the dinner circuit with my co-workers,
and sat down to contemplate the events of the last week and what I could do about it.
As I contemplated, I FReeped a few songs by Jewel, knocked out the Stones' "Muslims!!" and FReeped Pearl Jam's "Black"...
the next morning, I woke up late fer the early sessions of the conference, so I swung by the nearest Kinko's
and transcribed the INNyrds of Black I...
the final Black thread will be XXXIII...MUD
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#7. To: All (#6)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#8. To: All (#7)
And she's THE BEST DemRATZ got, apparentLEE...MUD
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#9. To: All MUDZ m'YOOzingz' FANaddicts... (#8)
(stick W/ mud here...i share yer queasiness/unEASYness, BEEleaveUme!!)
...well, put succinctLEE, wood the OFFspring of such an egregiousLEE UNholey Marriage of Connivance BEE misnomered @$...
"... McSTAIN-GrahamNEsty" or "... GrahamNEsty/MACstainIAC"?!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#10. To: All (#9)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATS' Clown!!
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Spring is here and The Time Is Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!!
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Spring is here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back...
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"...
Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band...
Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!
to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control.
The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality,
chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights.
The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government,
but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will-- to flourish.
exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter.
A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office,
making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed
to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law;
however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts)
of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick.
Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...
or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman.
If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering
a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through
key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral.
this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course.
Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth
about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor
and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!"
in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago,
simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's.
Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Mudboy Slim
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!
("Time Soddom'sInsane to Be Transformed into a PINK MIST!!!")
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#11. To: NO buddy N parTICulaR!! (#10)
(Edited)
Published: 02/05/01 Author: Robert Mueller, Director, FBI
Posted on 08/18/2001 02:14:27 PDT by justoneoftheguys
Office of the Deputy Attorney General
Washington, D.C. 20530
Acting Deputy Attorney General
now the lead Condit/Levy investigator, there'll be very little doubt left as to a cover-up):
which made him "attractive" as Attorney General); but another FReeper said it better here:
Ashcroft can either go down in history as being the Attorney General who brought the concept of Equal Justice
back to the Department of Justice, or else he will be the low-life scum who RESIGNS from embarrassment after the GOP loses
the House and falls further behind in the Senate after November '02!!
for his many Campaign Finance FELONIES committed in the '96 Clinton Campaign!! And President Bush,
I respect your integrity, contributed to your campaign, and enthusiastically voted for you last November...
but I will become a major thorn in your side should you decide to allow this Clinton Corruption to go unpunished!!
It's decision time, folks...is the Bush Administration gonna prove they're against Big Guv'ment Corruption?!
Or are you just gonna go along to get along?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#12. To: All (#11)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' OLDE!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
MUDZ tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FLAMErz ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#13. To: All (#12)
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."****
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#14. To: All (#12)
Nimrods, and/OR Ne'er-DO- wells...
RETIRE THEM ALL...NOW!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#15. To: All (#14)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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