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Title: Yes, I’m a Nazi. And how are you?
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JudgyBitch
URL Source: http://judgybitch.com/2017/02/03/yes-im-a-nazi-and-how-are-you/
Published: Feb 3, 2017
Author: Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch)
Post Date: 2017-02-27 13:18:21 by Tooconservative
Keywords: None
Views: 7149
Comments: 19
Updated to add: Facebook banned me for 30 days for writing this post. The next post in my feed is some asshole threatening to STAB @MargaretsBelly, but that’s apparently okay. How apropos! I’m the daughter of a Lebensborn. Grand-daughter of an SS Officer. I’m Aryan by culture and by blood. The word “Nazi” is getting thrown around quite a lot lately, and I think it’s time we settled on a definition. I’m rather offended by the broadening of who gets to call themselves a Nazi. Quite frankly, I’m sick of the cultural appropriation. Nazi is a short form way of saying National Socialist, but most current Nazis realize that socialism is completely bonkers and the reason Hitler lost. Had he been a proper capitalist, he would not have had such supply chain management issues and his Army would have survived that disastrous winter on the Russian front. Stalingrad would have fallen. Socialists can’t do anything right. Also, the Russians were willing to eat each other. We Nazis might have a well-deserved reputation for savagery, but even we have standards. Simply sharing the political ideology of socialism is not a sufficient condition for calling anyone a Nazi. The world is filled with wingnut socialists like Bernie Sanders and Mitt Romney and they can’t all be Nazis. That is too broad a brush. Being a Nazi, much like being a Muslim, is far more than just a set of ideas about how to structure society. It’s ultimately about annihilation. The complete and utter destruction of the weak, the inferior, the non-believers. There is a profound science based on biological fact that underwrites real Nazism. Yes, your eye color matters. Yes, the shade of your hair matters. Your height matters. Your weight matters. This is not based on some sort of preference derived purely from aesthetics. That’s nonsense. It is settled science that height and weight and the amount of melanin in your body is correlated with intelligence, accomplishment, leadership ability and just general superiority. Tall, fit blondes are better than everyone else. Sorry. Not liking that fact does not alter the truth value. You only need to see Wilm Hosenfeld standing next to the starving Jew pianist to see clearly the pre-eminence of Nazi blood. Nazi is a synonym for physical superiority. Genetic superiority. The promise of what humanity can become. Low IQ Trump voters clearly do not qualify, on body weight alone. Real Nazis have an intrinsic pride that renounces thuggery and street violence. If we are going to eradicate deplorables, we do so with elegance and efficacy. Nazis are still Germans, after all. There is much talk about resisting Nazis by punching them. This is a grave mistake. Nazis don’t punch back. They exterminate. Be careful what you wish for. Be careful you do not give rise to what you are protesting. I’m happy with a police state. I have no fear. I have no need to fear the authority. I am the authority. And I do not fear making difficult, fraught decisions. Strength, after all, lies in attack, not defense. I am the daughter of a Lebensborn. I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have borne three children who also have blonde hair and blue eyes. I am the future. I claim my place by declaring proudly that I am a Nazi. The future has no room for gay Jews who may be charming and silly and great fun, but who will never father beautiful Aryan children. Let’s be more precise about how we use the term Nazi. It would be such a shame if the word were to be used so irreverently and casually that it lost all meaning. That’s just not reich. Lots of love, JB Poster Comment: Some edgy alt-right humor. They love this kind of trolling. And their endless Kek/Pepe memes. 
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#1. To: Tooconservative (#0)
That's all very interesting, woman, but your grandfather lost the war. Do you know WHY you Germans lost the war? Because you are intellectually inferior to Americans, and because you are physically inferior to Russians. The Russians were out there in that winter too, just like you Nazis. But they survived while you died in droves. That is because Russian blood is harder and thicker than German blood. Russia is a harder land than Germany. It makes harder, stronger, taller, more durable people. In war that matters. Your army died in the snow. Their army thrived in it and overwhelmed the remnants of yours. You lost because Russians are physically superior in every aspect to Germans: taller, stronger, tougher, more able to endure extremes of climate. If you want to build the strongest race, you had better build it on a Russian frame. There's a reason why the greatest male ballet dancers are Russian - tall, strong, muscular, resilient. Oh, and they're not gay either. And then, on the other side, you've got the problem of intellectual inferiority. You had some good engineers, that is true. Your theoretical physicists were mediocre, though. The Italian (Enrico Fermi), American (and yes, Jewish) scientists who got together in New Mexico invented the atomic bomb. You failed to do it. You were far, far away from it, in fact. There WAS a man in Europe who COULD have gotten you to the bomb. He knew how to do it. His name was Niels Bohrs. He was not a German, he was a Dane. He hated you Germans, you Nazis, because you invaded his country. He was never, ever going to help you get the bomb. He was willing to lead you on a wild goose chase away from the bomb. And because he was intellectually superior to you Nazis, you were not smart enough to ever figure it out. Intellectually inferior to the free West, and physically inferior to the Russian East, you only lacked one more quality, and the lack of this quality was your downfall: you were not even intelligent enough to REALIZE that you were inferior. Essentially, you German Nazis were a bunch of dumb Californians with guns. You really, truly believed that human INTELLIGENCE and the ability to organize and run things (like war), was based on blue eyes and blonde hair. You had the ACTUAL intelligence of the Hollywood crowd that worships those very features. You were so very unintelligent as to REALLY BELIEVE that stupid nonsense and so you went out - a country of 60 million people, and you declared war on empires and nations totaling seven hundred million people. You never had a snowball's chance in hell of winning that war, and if you really HAD the intelligence you spoke of, you would have known that from the beginning and never started it in the first place. But, being blondes - blue eyed, blond haired, dumb blondes, you launched TWO world wars in the space of 20 years and got about 10 million of your empty- headed blonde selves blown into tiny little bits. You lost the war because you were blondes. Your grandfather, the Nazi who screwed your airhearded blonde grandmother at Lebensborn, probably was shot or hanged as a war criminal. There's a REASON that the world likes blondes with blue eyes: you're pretty, nice to look at. But we all know that blondes like you Aryan Nazis are dumb as fenceposts. The fact that you actually thought you could conquer the world, but ended up being grease for the treads of Russian and American tanks rather proves the truth: dumb blondes. It's a pity that you blondes actually thought that your good looks were a substitute for intelligence. Such a waste of good looking bodies whose proper role was pleasing the rest of the people by your good looks and easy sex (your grandmother, after all, was at Lebensborn: a pretty blonde who whored herself out to blond German officers in an official facility.) And now here you are, two generations on, proclaiming yourself to be a Nazi in the modern world, and thereby limiting your prospects for any sort of actual success. But of course you're an idiot - you're blonde.
Un,huh. How do you know? Do they "kiss funny?"
Mikhail Baryshnikov was 5'5", had 4 children. Rudolf Nureyev was 5'8" and very gay (claimed he had slept with 3 women as a young man). Most people wouldn't even recognize these two. I doubt you can name any other famous Russian male ballet dancers. Judging by photos, as a group they weren't the most manly men. So of the two most famous Russian dancers, they were short and 50% were gay.
Back in the Soviet Union days,there were no bigger superstars in the USSR than the female ballet dancers. The top ones were treated like Royalty. Nureyev was a pretty big deal,too. Then he defected to the west. Russia may be one of the few places left where ballet is a really big deal for a lot of the population.
I dunno. It seems this thread has turned a little weird. : ) I normally don't discuss any Russian ballet dancers of either sex. I surprised myself by recalling even one of the dancers I did name.
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#14. To: Vicomte13 (#1)
There's a reason why the greatest male ballet dancers are Russian - tall, strong, muscular, resilient. Oh, and they're not gay either.
#15. To: sneakypete, Vicomte13 (#14)
There's a reason why the greatest male ballet dancers are Russian - tall, strong, muscular, resilient. Oh, and they're not gay either.
#16. To: Tooconservative (#15)
#17. To: sneakypete (#16)
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