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Title: Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
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Gant Daily
URL Source: https://gantdaily.com/2017/02/07/ro ... s-to-play-steve-bannon-on-snl/
Published: Feb 7, 2017
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Post Date: 2017-02-07 08:45:12 by Willie Green
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Views: 3454
Comments: 10
Rosie O’Donnell, a long-time foe of President Donald Trump, says she’d be up for playing his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, on “Saturday Night Live.” The comedian tweeted that she’s “available” to satirize Trump’s influential adviser following a scorching performance on “SNL” by Melissa McCarthy as an angry, gum-chomping White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Responding to suggestions that she should portray Bannon on “SNL,” O’Donnell tweeted: “I am here to serve – alec has trump – melissa has spice – i would need a few days to prepare – so if called – i will be ready.” Over the weekend, she had praised McCarthy as a “COMEDY GOD” after her portrayal as Spicer. O’Donnell frequently tweets about her disdain for Trump and his policies, as the two have publicly feuded for more than a decade now. Trump has called O’Donnell a “pig” among many other insults. Their bad blood dates to 2006 when O’Donnell, who was a co-host of “The View,” criticized Trump — the co-owner of the Miss USA pageant — for not firing then-Miss USA Tara Conner after revelations of her drug use, underage drinking and sexual activities. “I’ve always been a believer in second chances. Tara is a good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance,” Trump said at the time. Conner was allowed to keep her crown but had to go to rehab. The next day O’Donnell criticized his decision, saying that she doesn’t “enjoy” Trump and said he went bankrupt. She added that Trump was “not a self-made man” but a “snake-oil salesman on Little House On The Prairie.” She also slammed his multiple marriages. Trump fired back calling O’Donnell a “a real loser” and “a woman out of control.” Since then, he’s commented about her show’s ratings, her weight and called her “crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb.” In 2014, as O’Donnell prepared to return to “The View,” she spoke to “People” about the impact of their public sparring. “Probably the Trump stuff was the most bullying I ever experienced in my life, including as a child,” O’Donnell said. “It was national, and it was sanctioned societally. Whether I deserved it is up to your own interpretation.” Trump responded to her comments by tweeting, “Rosie—No offense, and good luck on the new show, but remember, you started it!” But that was not the end of it. The public feud resurfaced during the first Republican presidential primary debate last year. Debate moderator Megyn Kelly asked Trump about his use of language like “fat pigs,” “dogs,” “slobs” and “disgusting animals” to describe some women. “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” he interjected. Poster Comment: Rosie O'Bannon could look like this: 
Rosie O'Donnell volunteers to play Steve Bannon on SNL Credit: GettyO’Donnell-Trump feud
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#1. To: Willie Green (#0)
It would be more realistic for her to portray a huge pile of horse shit
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
She's too ugly for the part, both physically and in personality, willy....
Put another way, "Someone please employ me and make me relevant!"
They could distribute pictures of her as a laxative. Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Or an emetic.
Her claim to fame is being ridiculed by Trump. Plus, didn't she grab her own crotch after singing the national anthem at some baseball game? I can't believe I'm commenting on this crap. Must be a slow news day.
I'm betting she is also available to play at children's birthday parties,weddings,graduation parties,etc,etc,etc. BOYCOTT PAYPAL AND CLOSE YOUR PP ACCOUNTS NOW! ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO DO SO,TOO! ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
Put another way, "Someone please employ me and make me relevant!" And there ya have it. BOYCOTT PAYPAL AND CLOSE YOUR PP ACCOUNTS NOW! ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO DO SO,TOO! ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
She could also do a real good imitation of a horses ass.
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."Theodore Roosevelt-1907. I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Yeah,but she does that for free everyday,so nobody is going to pay her for that,and I am guessing that young lesbian hookers are expensive. BOYCOTT PAYPAL AND CLOSE YOUR PP ACCOUNTS NOW! ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO DO SO,TOO! ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
#2. To: Willie Green (#0)
Rosie O'Bannon could look like this:
#3. To: Willie Green (#0)
"Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
#4. To: misterwhite (#3)
" "Someone please employ me and make me relevant!"
#5. To: Stoner (#4)
"They could distribute pictures of her as a laxative."
#6. To: Stoner (#4)
#7. To: Willie Green (#0)
The comedian tweeted that she’s “available” to satirize Trump’s influential adviser following a scorching performance on “SNL” by Melissa McCarthy as an angry, gum-chomping White House press secretary Sean Spicer.
#8. To: misterwhite (#3)
"Rosie O’Donnell offers to play Steve Bannon on “SNL”
#9. To: sneakypete (#8)
#10. To: Stoner (#9)
She could also do a real good imitation of a horses ass.
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