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Opinions/Editorials Title: In Summary, I Will Now Fart Now that Obama has been flat ass busted for not knowing what the fuck he’s talking about half the damn time, the only thing left for him to do is just sit there and toss out little rumor mills. Hmm, let’s see. What would be a good one … Oh yeah, the White House email lists and the flagged emails, i.e., censorship. That’s a good story. That’ll keep everyone busy for a week or two. Very good distraction from, um, what were we talking about in the first place before the … “recovery package” and the … cash for clunkers, and the … this and the that and so on and so forth down memory lane, except I honestly don’t know know either how we got here from there much less what “there” was. For example, at what point is it legitimate to ask if there is still a Constitution. I mean, we know that the whole Obama thing was a complete farce, so we want to know: 1. Who did it. 2. Why they did it. 3. And when do they think they might be able to pull the plug on their little Frankenstein experiment, because frankly people are getting rather tired of this bull crap. It has gotten very old very fast. But of course this is politics in America in the “Obama era”, so to speak. It is an amalgamation of grand theft coupled with an imaginary army of black men who are ready to jump people’s shit if they say bad things about Obama. You can just feel what this nonsense is all about by the little jabs white folks play with one another by saying what if Obama doesn’t make it through his presidency for one reason or another. The response is always that the black people would go nuts if that happened. But actually, now that black people can also see what a farce this man is this theory may not hold true after all. Then there are the media fascination segments which now seek to analyze (so to speak) what the meaning of some guy holding a semi-automatic rifle across from an Obama rally means. How the fuck do I know is my question for these guys. Who gives a crap as long as he doesn’t shoot. And anyway, maybe it ought to be legal for citizens to carry around weapons. Wow, isn’t that a novel idea! I wonder where that one came from? Maybe the Constitution? Wow, makes you really wonder what the media is up to by pulling stunts like this. They must honestly think that there is no such thing as an American republic any more and that since they got their first all-media-all-the-time president, then it’s just business as usual for these jerks. It shouldn’t surprise anyone that Obama’s favorite show on teevee is Entourage, which is about a group of overly self-involved air heads who bumble around acting like jerks but who think they are really cute. Sound like anybody you know? Any guesses? Does 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue sound familiar to you? Ring a bell? Yep, it’s all canned and presented to us in living color each and every evening while we slosh down another brewski and belch and fart on the sofa while being glad just to make it through another day without simply getting ones ass shot off by some maniac on the loose. Or maybe it is enough just to be grateful that a crazy nut you met a couple of years back doesn’t show up at your house like in some stalker movie. The media is just one giant sell out of emotions at the behest of their marvelous array of for-profit benefactors, called advertisers who simply want to bring you a better life. Yes, you can honestly trust them with yourself, such as with Sean Hannity who ripped Obama to shreds for the way he obviously mishandled the GM bankruptcy. Yet Hannity turned right around and became a GM spokesperson during his radio show. Nice job if you can get it, huh. Lying to everyone is so cute, isn’t it? Fascinating. Truly remarkable. Daring anyone to tell someone that maybe, just maybe they are not who they say they are might offend somebody, so you have to be quiet. Just like Obama ordered all of us troublemakers to do. But of course the media have your best interest at heart and they want you to know that a better life just over the hill. Which is where everyone is going if we continue wasting our time listening to this garbage about some asshole from the government or one of Obama’s goon squads coming over to tell us that we are going to die. Honestly, if that were to ever happen, heaven forbid, then I would throw open the windows and yell at the top of my lungs that I know I’m going to die! Now shut the fuck up and get out of my fucking house before I shoot your fucking ass and then you’ll have to listen to me tell you that YOU’RE the one that’s gonna die now, sucka. And oddly, if that does ever happen then you must admit it would make one helluva Supreme Court case, would it not. It has unfortunately gotten to a point where there is some kind of a 3-D image of America that we’re supposed to focus on that is upside down on itself, and we’re all supposed to balance ourselves and support it. And, like … oh my gosh, if we don’t like do something about all this bad shit that we’re doing to the world and everything, then the entire world is going to go to hell in a hand basket and suddenly we’ll all be eye to eye with the polar bears fighting for a little piece of floating ice. And it’s all because we didn’t want to save the world! Waaaaaaaaaaaa … We didn’t want to save the world, and now look at all the crap that’s going on. Help! Where’s Al Gore? Isn’t that funny. Nobody hears from that shit head any more. That buffoon, that tired flabby mess of a monstrosity who looks like John Kerry’s chubby Adam’s Family step-brother from somewhere down there in the boonies of Tennessee while he gets two gals nabbed by the North Koreans which made the great One himself look real bad because Bill Clinton, aka the hillbilly Hugh Hefner, had to go and rescue the two little damsels in distress. And yet everyone was left to wonder if he made any moves on them in the plane ride back, but the media somehow ignored that like it just couldn’t be. Oh yeah? Did ya happen to get a look at old grumpy, fat Hillary going off about she ain’t Bill’s beeyatch and shit like that like gutter fight talk. Not, ahem, very endearing in the least shall we say … But I do digress, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, I am aware that at times I do get carried away with myself because it’s damn hard sometimes being out here in the field slaving my ass off shile writing this to you. And besides it’s supposed to be the old South you see, and I’m whiling away the end of a summer day out here scratching my head with my tired, rough hands from picking cotton all day. But I thought I would take the time to ask a serious question whether there are moral implications to simply allowing a private bank to print people’s money while passing it around to others who kiss the politicians’ ass by paying them off to look the other way. Meanwhile they dip their hands into the till and so on and so forth down the food chain. Hmm, interesting. Very interesting. Money, power, lies, excess, the media – it’s all so sexy, isn’t it? Hasn’t the American system just turned into one giant swindle operation? It’s all about flapping your gums and saying nothing. And the so-called arguments that are being put forth are not even worth arguing about any more because it has turned into a giant media fuck fest. On the one hand you have one group of people who believe that by emptying out the treasury and saying dumb things that they are saving the world. And they are pitted against another group of people who say that they are saving America. Frankly I get confused quite often as to which group is which. But it’s interesting because if you sit there and watch as politicians “analyze the issues” while telling huge amounts of garbage about “their plan” for caring for sick people, then if you think about the financial food chain and how most of us don’t even show up on the radar you wind up asking who the fuck gives a shit about this any more. Since when did taking care of sick people become the government’s job? This whole bullshit argument back and forth is nauseatingly monotonous and insults everyone’s intelligence and the only people who are not getting it seem to be the ones who are causing all this class warfare rage in America. It’s all been whipped up out of nowhere as a cover to let the entrenched powers that be so to speak continue doing what they do best, which is undermining regimes around the world and taking their shit from them and selling it back to them. Sweet. Nice job, huh? But then there will be those “unfortunate” ones who will always take the politicians seriously and really believe them when they say they are going to give them things for free. And then when these dumb asses don’t get their big fantasy dream crib from the gubment they get pissed and go out and rob a fucking liquor store and take the money that way. And the drug trade flourishes to service these wonders of society, while the “experts” tell the rest of us how we should “view” them. Honestly, should we even care about those who would literally kill other people just to get something they think they deserve because a politician got out there and banged the drum about race and class and scared the bejesus out of them that unless they don’t do what they say then all hell is going to break loose. And so as a result, prisons in America are bursting at their seams while the taxpayers have to pay for these idiots’ “rehabilitation” for years to come. But of course we are told by some that it is society’s fault, not the guy’s fault who did it. That would not be very sensitive, now would it? Where are the politicians when you REALLY need them, such as when these people are literally hatched from government programs that have gone terribly awry, but the politicians don’t have the backbone to admit it. Instead they just keep tearing off doing more stupid things to cover up the fact that they are all a bunch of lying, thieving, no good for nothing crooks. Period. End of story. In summary, I will now fart. -TDN
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