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U.S. Constitution Title: Why America Needs President Hillary Clinton in 2008 With the possible exception of blaspheming the Holy Ghost, the most egregious sin a conservative can commit is to knowingly express anything positive about the Junior Senator from New York, Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton. Or more accurately, Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton. But I do so with eyes wide open, knowing my license to practice hate- mongering in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy may be irreversibly revoked. El Rushbo, Michael Savage, and Sean Hannity will no longer accept my collect calls. But, alas, the pilgrim's path in never easy! Let's face it, troops, George W Bush is not Ronald Reagan, or even George H Bush. We have been duped by a man claiming to be conservative, but who has presided over an unprecedented expansion of government and federal spending. Who has cavorted with the devil(Teddy Kennedy) in No Child Left Behind; who speaks Spanish, but seems completely incapable of coherent English. Who is unable to spell VETO......in English or Spanish! How can it possibly get any worse? In fact, assuming Republicans retain control of Congress, President Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton could be a dramatic improvement. Say what? For starters, GOPers in Congress would be emancipated from supporting a RPINO (Republican President In Name Only) who clearly regards fiscal responsibility and certain conservative solutions as old fashioned, not in vogue. Secondly, those natural conservative instincts that have served America so well in the past would return to GOP congress-folk with a flourish if there was a President Hillary Clinton to battle with. Think about it: How would a Republican Congress deal with a new entitlement program costing ten trillion dollars, if proposed by President Hillary Clinton? Would Congress allow the national debt to grow wildly out of control, to the detriment of untold numbers of future generations, if a liberal Democrat was president? What if Madam President refused to secure our borders in time of war, and had the gall to propose amnesty for 20 million illegal aliens? Or remained silent while the Mexican military escorted drug smugglers across the border into America? Or proposed to sell US port security to an Arab nation? Such situations in a Hillary Clinton administration would rally Republicans to take immediate action, concerning themselves only with doing what is in the best interests of the American people. That means sticking to conservative values. There would be other advantages as well: President Hillary Clinton and Slick Willy might bring back some of that taxpayer- owned china and other booty they pinched from the White House in 2001. And with Slick Willy free to run wild in the Oval Office and adjoining back room again, there would surely be 3-4 sex scandals a year to investigate. Fun viewing! Who knows, Slick Willy might use Domestic Spying apparatus at NSA to eavesdrop on lonely bimbos in Arkansas or Pakistan. He might even persuade President Hillary Clinton to do likewise, creating a perfect impeachable offense for Republicans to adjudicate! Which is why, as of this moment, I am convinced that a vote for Hillary is the most patriotic thing one can do in 2008! jwl/w-hytp Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: alwaysontheright (#0)
BWAHAHAHAHA!! The HildaBeast will NEVER be POTUS, but I sure do hope the RATS run her in 2008...MUD
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