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Foreign Invaders crisis cost $150B in 2023, forcing some areas to cut police and fire services: report Israel kills head of Hezbollah Intelligence. Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Humor See other Humor Articles Title: Weekend Joke Source: [None] URL Source: [None] Published: Aug 28, 2016 Author: unknown Post Date: 2016-08-28 13:18:39 by Stoner Keywords: None Views: 527 Comments: 3 I LOVE this ! : A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "A gallon would be good." Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 3. #3. To: All (#0) Here's another good one: A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea," and then, he said with a deep sigh ............ "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." Stoner  posted on  2016-08-28   19:55:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   Replies to Comment # 3.         There are no replies to Comment # 3. End Trace Mode for Comment # 3. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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