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Title: Squirrels!
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Published: Aug 13, 2016
Author: me
Post Date: 2016-08-13 20:05:25 by no gnu taxes
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Views: 900
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I recently noticed 2 large holes in the side of my garbage dumpster. Now these dumpsters are are made out of very hard plastic. It would take a long time to cut a hole in one with a very sharp hacksaw. So, I'm thinking WTF? So I just went out to throw away some garbage and to my surprise, 2 squirrels scurried out when I opened the lid. Those little bastards are gnawing their way in.
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#1. To: no gnu taxes, tasty eco plastic (#0)
Put a wire hook on a soup can. Put poison rat/gopher pellets in can. Hang from holes inside dumpster. Switch from eco-fag trash company, to one with steel cans. When Hondopes tree hugging method is ineffective, try this. Put a nice bowl of birdseed or nuts out on this dumpster, buy a 1000+ fps pellet gun... scope it and from your upstairs window, eradicate them as they feed like picking off Potheads at a Commie Sanders rally. Silent but deadly. Clean up is a cinch. Next morning, toss the lifeless vermin in the dumpster. Make sure the squirrels see this. Send a message. lol I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
You'd better clean those squirrels and fricasee 'em if you're gonna shoot 'em, son. Don't listen to GI (Gibbering Idiot) Them's some tasty vittles right there.
I've shot and ate my share of squirrel, CumSpitter, I mean LogSplitter.... and unless it's a survival situation, they ain't worth the trouble. I'm the infidel... Allah warned you about. كافر المسلح
They are recycling.
Elected and unelected Bureaucrats, leeches, and cockroaches are all part of the same family in the animal kingdom.
It depends on who does the cooking, and how they do it. You just have not eaten squirrel properly prepared. My Aunt Janelle, bless her soul, was really good. She would fry squirrel, and serve with "red eye" gravy, home made biscuits, fried potatoes, green beans, & corn on the cob. And for desert, she would have homemade cobbler, apple, peach, cherry, or blackberry. Man, it was a meal you would kill for! Si vis pacem, para bellum Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. if you look around, we have gone so far down the the rat hole, the almighty is going to have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah, if we don't have a judgement come down on us. President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. --Clint Eastwood "I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
Where are the spirits? A meal without spirits is a meal without sunshine.
I always liked the heads. The brains and tongue are delicasies.
Obama has played at being a president while enjoying the perks … golf, insanely expensive vacations at tax-payer expense. He has ignored the responsibilities of the job; no plans, no budgets, no alternatives … just finger pointing; making him a complete failure as a president
Castle(C), Stein(G), Johnson(L)
#2. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
#3. To: GrandIsland (#2)
#4. To: Logsplitter (#3)
Don't listen to GI (Gibbering Idiot)
#5. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
#6. To: GrandIsland (#4)
" unless it's a survival situation, they ain't worth the trouble. "
#7. To: Stoner (#6)
Man, it was a meal you would kill for!
#8. To: Stoner (#6)
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