Title: Squirrels! Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Aug 13, 2016 Author:me Post Date:2016-08-13 20:05:25 by no gnu taxes Keywords:None Views:676 Comments:8
I recently noticed 2 large holes in the side of my garbage dumpster. Now these dumpsters are are made out of very hard plastic. It would take a long time to cut a hole in one with a very sharp hacksaw. So, I'm thinking WTF? So I just went out to throw away some garbage and to my surprise, 2 squirrels scurried out when I opened the lid. Those little bastards are gnawing their way in.
When Hondopes tree hugging method is ineffective, try this. Put a nice bowl of birdseed or nuts out on this dumpster, buy a 1000+ fps pellet gun... scope it and from your upstairs window, eradicate them as they feed like picking off Potheads at a Commie Sanders rally. Silent but deadly.
Clean up is a cinch. Next morning, toss the lifeless vermin in the dumpster. Make sure the squirrels see this. Send a message. lol
You'd better clean those squirrels and fricasee 'em if you're gonna shoot 'em, son. Don't listen to GI (Gibbering Idiot) Them's some tasty vittles right there.
" unless it's a survival situation, they ain't worth the trouble. "
It depends on who does the cooking, and how they do it. You just have not eaten squirrel properly prepared.
My Aunt Janelle, bless her soul, was really good. She would fry squirrel, and serve with "red eye" gravy, home made biscuits, fried potatoes, green beans, & corn on the cob. And for desert, she would have homemade cobbler, apple, peach, cherry, or blackberry. Man, it was a meal you would kill for!
