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Title: Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
Source: The Onion
URL Source: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/do ... -you-over-being-wildly-a-50916
Published: Jul 23, 2015
Author: Officer Daniel McEwen
Post Date: 2016-07-27 10:49:05 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 968
Comments: 5

Officer Daniel McEwen

Greene County Police Department

Good afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why I’m pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer?

I’m going to need to see your driver’s license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Thank you, sir. Now, just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile. I’m just going to start addressing you in an unmistakably threatening tone that is specifically meant to intimidate and provoke, and then drastically escalate the situation so that it quickly gets out of hand.

Are you aware of the speed limit on this road, sir? It’s 35. I had you clocked at 52 miles per hour, which is why I had to stop you and exhibit a nakedly confrontational, antagonistic, and condescending attitude, practically daring you to challenge my authority in any way whatsoever. You can’t be driving that fast around here, so I’m going to have to write you a ticket and then violently place you under arrest the moment you do or say anything that isn’t in complete and utter compliance—or which could even be remotely construed as noncompliant—with every single instruction I give to you.

Do you understand all that, sir?

If you have any questions about this ticket, I’d be happy to wildly overreact to anything you say that shows the slightest hint of resentment, annoyance, or resistance. Really, while you have me here, I can easily interpret any snide remark or frustrated comment as a potential threat to my safety—even so much as an angry look—and respond in a disproportionately combative way by erupting in unwarranted rage, taking out either my 50,000-volt Taser or my handgun, and pointing it directly at you through the driver’s side window.

Now, I have to head back to my patrol car real quick, so please bear with me here for a few minutes. Then you can be on your way to jail in no time as soon as I come back and forcibly remove you from your vehicle, slam you into the asphalt, cuff you, and jam my knee into your back as I radio in that I need backup right away because you’re resisting arrest—all the while both outright ignoring your vocalized concerns for your safety and directing my own petty, barbed insults at you. Just so we’re on the same page here, you’ll be getting three points on your license for speeding and also assault charges that carry a minimum sentence of one year in prison, but you’ll be assumed guilty of both while I automatically receive the benefit of the doubt despite any and all evidence to the contrary.

You know what, why don’t you step out of the car, sir? And put that goddamn cell phone away.

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

Would be funny if the guy stepped out of his car, and turned out to be a US Marshall, or Secret Service Agent

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

if you look around, we have gone so far down the the rat hole, the almighty is going to have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah, if we don't have a judgement come down on us.

President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. --Clint Eastwood

"I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2016-07-27   12:03:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Deckard (#0)

If you record them with your phone cant they legally shoot you by claiming it looked like a gun?

TrappedInMd  posted on  2016-07-27   13:27:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: TrappedInMd (#2)

" If you record them with your phone cant they legally shoot you by claiming it looked like a gun? "

Well, they could claim that. Or, they could shoot you, and replace your phone with a "drop gun"

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

if you look around, we have gone so far down the the rat hole, the almighty is going to have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah, if we don't have a judgement come down on us.

President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. --Clint Eastwood

"I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur

Stoner  posted on  2016-07-27   15:07:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Deckard (#0)

Well, you could just be polite and take your ticket or courtesy warning and go on your way. Every ticket doesn't have to turn into a supreme court case or constitutional battle royale. In most cases, egregious violations excepted, most cops will respond to politeness in a like manor and usually send you on your way after checking your ID. My advice is, make sure your shit's up to date and in order and you've nothing to worry about.

Logsplitter  posted on  2016-07-27   15:37:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Logsplitter, Deckard (#4)

Well, you could just be polite and take your ticket or courtesy warning and go on your way. Every ticket doesn't have to turn into a supreme court case or constitutional battle royale. In most cases, egregious violations excepted, most cops will respond to politeness in a like manor and usually send you on your way after checking your ID. My advice is, make sure your shit's up to date and in order and you've nothing to worry about

Check out this vid and the comments

Man pepper sprayed after daring police to arrest him in Baltimore . ( WPTV News | West Palm Beach Florida)

TrappedInMd  posted on  2016-07-27   16:29:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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