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Title: Donald Trump says he wants to rescue Richard Simmons ... Build a wall - ban Muslims --- rescue Richard Simmons
Source: nydailynews.com/
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol ... hard-simmons-article-1.2565733
Published: Jun 8, 2016
Author: Denis Slattery
Post Date: 2016-06-08 01:22:13 by BorisY
Keywords: make America great again, make America great again, make America great again
Views: 1311
Comments: 4

Donald Trump says he wants to rescue Richard Simmons

 Friends of the "Sweatin' to the Oldies" star say they fear he's being held against his will by his housekeeper.

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Friends of the "Sweatin' to the Oldies" star say they fear he's being held against his will by his housekeeper. (Janet Mayer / Splash News/Janet Mayer / Splash News)

BY Denis Slattery 

Build a wall, ban Muslims, rescue Richard Simmons.

Donald Trump’s list of presidential promises grew on Tuesday when the White House wannabe vowed to “save” the reclusive fitness guru during a radio interview on the Jonathon Brandmeier Show.

Trump was asked about Simmons, who has not been seen in public for nearly two years.

WHERE'S RICHARD SIMMONS? TWISTED MYSTERY HAS FRIENDS CONCERNED

“We have to get him out,” Trump said. “We have to get him out. No question.”

 Donald Trump told a reporter: "We have to get (Richard Simmons) out. No question."

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Donald Trump told a reporter: "We have to get (Richard Simmons) out. No question." (STEVE NESIUS/REUTERS)

Friends of the “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” star have told the Daily News that they fear he is being held against his will by his housekeeper.

Simmons insisted he was fine Sunday night, speaking with “Entertainment Tonight” following a News story Sunday about his disappearance into obscurity. Speaking to NBC’s Savannah Guthrie on “Today” Monday, also on the phone, Simmons said, “I just kind of wanted to be a little bit of a loner for a while. Right now I just sort of want to just take care of me.”

He later took to Facebook to thank fans and reiterate his need for “private time” — and promised he’s “not going anywhere.”

Simmons had declined several requests for comment from The News.


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“We have to get him out,” Trump said. “We have to get him out. No question.”

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“We have to get him out,” Trump said. “We have to get him out. No question.”

That, I can tell you

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BorisY  posted on  2016-06-08   1:31:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: BorisY (#1)

Apparently, some admire how Muslims have turned Sweeden into the rape capital of the world, where 53% of women are being raped.

God maintains a delicate balance between keeping his existence sufficiently evident so people will know he's there and yet hiding his presence enough so that people who want to choose to ignore him can do it. This way, their choice of destiny is really free. - J.P. Morelad

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GarySpFC  posted on  2016-06-08   3:37:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: GarySpFC (#2)

I thought the swedes are into free love, that's why the muslims go there

paraclete  posted on  2016-06-08   7:40:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: BorisY (#0)

Rumor has it that Simmon's Jenner transformeration is underway .

Oh, miserable mortals! Oh wretched earth! Oh, dreadful assembly of all mankind! Eternal sermon of useless sufferings! Deluded philosophers who cry, “All is well,” Hasten, contemplate these frightful ruins, (Voltaire)

tomder55  posted on  2016-06-08   19:33:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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