Robert was out for a drive with his dad on Saturday when he saw his father run a red light. Robert dialed 911 to report the crime.
"My daddy went past the red light," Robert explained to the dispatcher. "It was in the brand new car, my mommy's car, and we had to go to the car wash, and then he went past the red light."
The boy then put his father on the line.
"I have to apologize my 5-year-old son," Robert's father told the dispatcher.
"He said you ran a red light," the dispatcher said.
"Oh, no. I apologize," the father said.
This time, dad got a reprieve.
"No problem, as long as everything is all right," the dispatcher said.
Actually, the father admitted to breaking the law and apologized to the 911 dispatcher. This young boy is more honest than daddy and not a scumbag like you. I bet that boy would kick you in your Ron Paul sized pea-nuts if he heard you bitching about him doing the right thing.
Our career criminal inmates think like you. I work in a maximum security prison, arresting the turd birds for either fucking or fighting or better yet, felony contraband for possessing your beloved controlled substances... and the common criminal shares your libertarian creed.
The bright side, I find ways to turn them on each other... for criminals commit less crimes when others "snitch".
1) What? You mean drugs are illegal and they are still able to get them in a prison, with arguably the best security in the country?
2) Comparing the father who made a LEGAL turn on a red light to the scum you oversee is the height of idiocy.
1) Because drug users are scumbags... They tend to put more effort into breaking laws than actually working. lol
2) You aren't too bright. The fathers 911 RECORDED CONVERSATION was played on the news this morning. He admitted to breaking the law and APOLOGIZED to the dispatcher. Dip shit.
Apparently they are smarter than the prison guards if they can smuggle drugs in.
Actually, they are quite dumb. I'm heading back in to work because they are stupid enough to ask their not incarcerated babies momma to smuggle in drugs during tonight's late contact visit, OVER RECORDED PHONE LINES ON THE BLOCKS. I get to arrest mommy TOO!
Easy Felony-2... plus a real cool conspiracy charge for BOTH.