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Title: Applications are being accepted for an apprenticeship in the Canary Clan.
Source: Canary Clan Executive Committee
URL Source: http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/homepage.cgi?hid=751
Published: Jun 1, 2016
Author: Franke N Storm
Post Date: 2016-06-01 19:47:34 by Gatlin
Keywords: Prodigious, Stupendous, Phenomenal
Views: 3932
Comments: 20

Applications are being accepted for an apprenticeship with the Canary Clan.
The names of applicants and the names of members are held confidential.
The full requirements set for this position are very stringent and listed below.
If you possess all of the qualifications listed, then apply to: PM Gatlin.
Special waiver requests will be considered for exigent circumstances – Limit 3.

  • Honest
  • Responsible
  • Adaptable
  • Sensible
  • Rational
  • Drive
  • Patience
  • Courage
  • Adventurous
  • Affable
  • Conscientious
  • Cultured
  • Dependable
  • Discreet
  • Fair
  • Fearless
  • Observant
  • Impartial
  • Independent
  • Optimistic
  • Intelligent
  • Amiable
  • Keen
  • Gregarious
  • Persistent
  • Capable
  • Empathetic
  • Compassionate
  • Charming
  • Precise
  • Confident
  • Dutiful
  • Encouraging
  • Reliable
  • Exuberant
  • Considerate
  • Helpful
  • Humble
  • Suave
  • Imaginative
  • Ambitious
  • Meticulous
  • Philosophical
  • Gregarious
  • Courteous
  • Trusting
  • Inventive
  • Valiant
  • Generous
  • Impartial
  • Intuitive
  • Sincere
  • Unassuming
  • Affectionate
  • Diligent
  • Empathetic
  • Adroit
  • Passionate
  • Witty

The Canary Clan is charged with the responsibility to search impartially for the facts or actualities of a subject or situation. It is eminently qualified to perform this charge by devoting considerable time, deep reflection, careful deliberation, and serious consultation to approach decisions without any particular ideology or agenda. The Canary Clan has a commitment to respect precedent, fairness and a determination to faithfully present the facts.
You gotta walk that lonesome valley.
Long live freedom of speech, long live the Canary Clan and God Bless America!

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#1. To: Gatlin (#0)

The full requirements set for this position are very stringent and listed below.

You forgot:

Bat Shit Crazy.

tpaine  posted on  2016-06-01   19:57:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: tpaine (#1) (Edited)

You need not apply ... forget it and don't send your friends.

My time is too valuable to waste ...

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-01   19:59:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: tpaine (#1)

Sensible
Rational
Drive
Patience
Courage
Adventurous

Knowing the difference between nouns and adjectives is apparently not a requirement.

A government strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.

ConservingFreedom  posted on  2016-06-01   20:02:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Gatlin (#3)

Meant this one for you. :[

A government strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.

ConservingFreedom  posted on  2016-06-01   20:03:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Gatlin (#2)

My time is too valuable to waste ..

As exemplified by this thread?

tpaine  posted on  2016-06-01   20:08:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: ConservingFreedom (#3)

Knowing the difference between nouns and adjectives is apparently not a requirement.

Nouns can function like adjectives, can adjectives function like nouns?

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-01   20:18:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Gatlin (#6)

Nouns can function like adjectives,

Irrelevant to the current context - one can say "a rational candidate" but one can't grammatically say "a patience candidate".

can adjectives function like nouns?

Not that I'm aware of.

A government strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.

ConservingFreedom  posted on  2016-06-01   20:30:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Gatlin (#0)


The D&R terrorists hate us because we're free, to vote second party
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul

Hondo68  posted on  2016-06-01   20:47:29 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: hondo68 (#8)

I realize my voice has power

I like that hondope … thanks. I will use it.

I realize my voice has power to be the greatest singularly force available to humanity, the spoken words.

I choose to use this powerful force of spoken words constructively to give encouragement and never destructively using words of despair as you always do.

Words have energy to supply power and the ability to help, to hurt, to harm, to humiliate and to humble.

Spoken words are also important to you, hondope … you should stop and consider the words you utter.

You need to discipline yourself to speak in a way that conveys respect, gentleness and humility.

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-01   21:42:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Gatlin (#0)

Self Analysis

Honest 80% Responsible 75% Adaptable 98% Sensible 62% Rational 31% Driven 40% Patient 70% Courageous 97% Adventurous 90% Affable 80% Conscientious 70% Cultured 92% Dependable 75% Discreet 83% Fair 87% Fearless 94% Observant 85% Impartial 40% Independent 90% Optimistic 55% Intelligent 100% Amiable 83% Keen 90% Gregarious 50% Persistent 50% Capable - of what? Empathetic - 98% Compassionate - 80% Charming - 80% Precise - 26.73579% Confident - 90% Dutiful - 30% Encouraging - 50% Reliable - 40% Exuberant - 84% Considerate - 85% Helpful - 70% Humble - 11% Suave - 50% Imaginative - 98% Ambitious - 33$ Meticulous - 4P% Philosophical - 89% Gregarious 50% Courteous 85% Trusting 20% Inventive 85% Valiant 96% Generous 80% Impartial 40% Intuitive 99% Sincere 33% Unassuming 60% Affectionate 90% Diligent 60% Empathetic 98% Adroit - Ambidextrous Passionate - 85% Witty - 90% I regret that I do not make the cut.

Vicomte13  posted on  2016-06-01   21:48:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Vicomte13 (#10)

Good One !!!

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-01   21:57:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: ConservingFreedom (#7)

can adjectives function like nouns?

Not that I'm aware of.

Can adjectives function as nouns?

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-01   22:02:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Gatlin (#0)

Sounds like me but I'm too busy

paraclete  posted on  2016-06-01   22:07:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Gatlin (#11)

yeah


canary
can
clan

after
I
reform

still
struggling
with
the
Inoekea
vs
Ikea
thing

love
boris

If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons - question marks are for girlie boys !

BorisY  posted on  2016-06-01   22:09:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: paraclete (#13)

Sounds like me but I'm too busy

I understand ... I can identify with that.

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-01   22:14:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Gatlin, nativist nationalist (#0)

Nativist doesn't really qualify, but I see where he really, really likes you. -- Will you accept him into the Klan?

tpaine  posted on  2016-06-02   13:32:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Gatlin (#12)

Thanks for the link! Under that reading, all the elements on your list may be (functionally) nouns ... but they're still not parallel: "rational" fits the template "candidates who may be described as" whereas "patience" fits the different template ""candidates who possess the quality of".

A government strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.

ConservingFreedom  posted on  2016-06-02   15:51:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Gatlin (#0)

You forgot the clans most important requirements:

Whiny Little Girls

Small dicks

Double digit IQs

Copsuckers

Registered Democrats

Seek moderators help, when bucky is kicking their butts

They all "wuz hacked"

Rescue operation to save yukon's credibility fail like jimmy carter planned it

Feel free to add whatever comes to mind folks, the canary clan is always good for a laugh.

calcon  posted on  2016-06-02   16:02:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: tpaine, nativist nationalist (#16)

Nativist doesn't really qualify, but I see where he really, really likes you ...

Jealousy and envy are painful emotions that can be hard to distinguish from one another ... which is your problem?

Gatlin  posted on  2016-06-02   18:34:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Gatlin, Y'ALL (#19)

Feel free to add whatever comes to mind folks, the canary clan is always good for a laugh. --- calcon

Nativist doesn't really qualify, but I see where he really, really likes you ... Have you admitted him to the suck up Klan?

Jealousy and envy are painful emotions that can be hard to distinguish from one another ... which is your problem?

I have no problems. Thanks for the laughs.

tpaine  posted on  2016-06-02   18:54:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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