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Title: Woman Asks A Republican For Directions, What Followed Is PURE GOLD!
Source: Patriot Crier
URL Source: http://patriotcrier.com/4222-4440/
Published: May 29, 2016
Author: Patriot Crier
Post Date: 2016-05-29 11:36:09 by Stoner
Keywords: None
Views: 434
Comments: 2

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “But how did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You’re in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it’s MY fault.

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#1. To: Stoner (#0)

I'm in EXACTLY the same position I was in before we met, but somehow, now, it’s MY fault.

I think that is agood comment on politics generally

paraclete  posted on  2016-05-29   18:11:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Stoner (#0)

Good one.

Psalm 37

Don  posted on  2016-05-29   22:14:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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