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Title: Bee Stings to the Genitals Really Hurt According to Fed Funded Study
Source:
Daily Sheeple
URL Source: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/bee- ... ing-to-fed-funded-study_052016
Published: May 11, 2016
Author: Joshua Krause
Post Date: 2016-05-12 08:29:29 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 442
Comments: 5
Ask any American about what the US government spends our money on, and I guarantee you they will all think of at least one program or department that should be eliminated. Maybe they don’t think it’s important, or they object to it on moral grounds, or they just think that the private sector could do the same job more efficiently. But sometimes, the government pays for services that no one in their right mind would want, regardless of political affiliation or beliefs. More than anything else, this especially applies to many of the scientific research grants that our government hands out like candy. According to a recent report posted by Senator Jeff Flake, the government is putting your tax dollars into unbelievably ridiculous projects. One study, which wound up costing $1 million, sought to find out where it hurts the most to be stung by a bee, which resulted in a researcher being stung in the penis (apparently, only the third most painful body part to be stung). Another $5 million study tried to find out if drunk birds slur when they sing. Other studies tried to research questions that anyone with common sense would already have the answer to, such as whether republicans and democrats look different. It turns out, to the surprise of no one, that republican women look more feminine than democratic women. Some of these studies simply boggle the mind. One study was funded to determine who will be America’s Next Top Model ($2.9 million) while another tried to find out if humans could outrun dinosaurs ($1.9 million). You might be inclined to think that this money could be better spent on literally anything else, but this is the federal government we’re talking about. Tell them to spend your tax dollars on anything they want, and I assure you they will find something even more useless than a study on America’s Next Top Model. Delivered by The Daily Sheeple
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#1. To: Deckard (#0)
It's a you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" sort of thing. They give all these research grants to universities,and in return all the universities indoctrinate their students to worship Big Goobermint,Inc.
BOYCOTT PAYPAL AND CLOSE YOUR PP ACCOUNTS NOW! ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO DO SO,TOO! ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
Whoever authorized funding such a dumb ass study, should be publicly horse whipped . Then thrown into an active volcano.
Si vis pacem, para bellum Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There are no Carthaginian terrorists. President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. --Clint Eastwood "I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
I'd be in favor of releasing a swarm of bees into their skivvies. Well, he did allow a bee to sting his pecker. Maybe that's enough. Obama has played at being a president while enjoying the perks … golf, insanely expensive vacations at tax-payer expense. He has ignored the responsibilities of the job; no plans, no budgets, no alternatives … just finger pointing; making him a complete failure as a president
Only if he can reimburse the taxpayers for the money spent on such a stupid study. Otherwise, throw him into an active volcano, so he can never again waste taxpayer money, and would be a good example to others bent on wasting taxpayer money. Si vis pacem, para bellum Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. There are no Carthaginian terrorists. President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. --Clint Eastwood "I am concerned for the security of our great nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within." -- General Douglas MacArthur
#2. To: Deckard (#0)
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#3. To: Stoner (#2)
Whoever authorized funding such a dumb ass study, should be publicly horse whipped
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies.” - Ron Paul
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Paul Craig Roberts
#4. To: Stoner (#2)
Whoever authorized funding such a dumb ass study, should be publicly horse whipped .
#5. To: no gnu taxes (#4)
" Well, he did allow a bee to sting his pecker. Maybe that's enough. "
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