"What Is And What Shall Always Be!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "What Is And What Should Never Be")
Left, 'tis yer fate to live in sorrow...
Join the Band, Right, FReep with me!!
Lib'rals are hassles, RATS forsake you...
When Liberty means bein' free!!
RATS can't win...see Left's spin...
Fate's in play...FReep today...
Freedom's Right...Freedom's nigh...(and woah-oh)
But the Limbaugh folks...we're really fightin' BOLD!!
Dem Lib'rals gonna know...
Pubbies, show some spine...Big Guv'ment ain't right!! Oh-ah-ohh!!
'Tis Lib'rals' fate to live in sorrow...
While the Right loves Liberty!!
DemRATS can't stop US, petty babies...
'Cuz Leftists fear Responsibility!!
RATS can't win...see Left's spin...
Fate's in play...FReep today...
Freedom's Right...Freedom's nigh...(and woah-oh)
But the Limbaugh folks...we're really fightin' BOLD!!
Dem Lib'rals gonna know...
Pubbies, show some spine...Big Guv'ment ain't right!! Oh-ah-ohh!!
Good FReepers wake up and we live Right...
Our righteous dreams shall all come true...
And Liberty is what we need so bad, world...
Left's cA.N.S.W.E.R.'s not fer you-ou!! Yeah...
RATS can't win...see Left's spin...
Fate's in play...FReep today...
Freedom's Right...Freedom's nigh...(and woah-oh)
But the Limbaugh folks...we're really fightin' BOLD!!
Dem Lib'rals gonna know...
Pubbies, show some spine...Big Guv'ment ain't right!! Oh-ah-ohh!!
Mudboy Slim (8 February 2006)