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Title: Heaviest Element known to man Discovered......
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Published: Apr 23, 2016
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Post Date: 2016-04-23 11:50:14 by Stoner
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Views: 585
Comments: 5

Heaviest Element known to man Discovered......

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element

yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant

neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,

giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which

are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can

be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes

into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would

normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a

portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,

since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to

believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a

critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an

element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons!!


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Too Funny! I love it!

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Glad you liked it!

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