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Title: Laser Pizza Cutter
Source: Wired
URL Source: http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/08/laser-pizza-cut.html
Published: Aug 21, 2008
Author: Charlie Sorrel
Post Date: 2008-08-21 07:52:57 by A K A Stone
Keywords: None
Views: 387

Is there anything that lasers can't do? The answer, if you need it, is "No". They're even useful in the kitchen. Here we see two cooking hacks which are so perfect in their synergy between nerds and their favorite foods that we wonder why we haven't seen them before.

The ingredients

Pizza

Coffee

Geeks

Lasers

Method

Take one pizza, place on an industrial laser line cutter and stand back. You pizza will be divided into slices so perfectly accurate, you will never have to argue about who gets the biggest.

Next, place three cups of foul instant coffee powder and cold water into a the chamber of a 2KW laser. Spin into position and briefly zap, until you have a steaming but tasteless brew. If you are feeling fancy, also boil some water for tea.

Serving suggestion: Pour the coffee away, and buy beer. Enjoy.

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