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Title: Laser Pizza Cutter Source: Wired URL Source: http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/08/laser-pizza-cut.html Published: Aug 21, 2008 Author: Charlie Sorrel Post Date: 2008-08-21 07:52:57 by A K A Stone Keywords: NoneViews: 405
Is there anything that lasers can't do? The answer, if you need it, is "No". They're even useful in the kitchen. Here we see two cooking hacks which are so perfect in their synergy between nerds and their favorite foods that we wonder why we haven't seen them before. The ingredients Pizza Coffee Geeks Lasers Method Take one pizza, place on an industrial laser line cutter and stand back. You pizza will be divided into slices so perfectly accurate, you will never have to argue about who gets the biggest. Next, place three cups of foul instant coffee powder and cold water into a the chamber of a 2KW laser. Spin into position and briefly zap, until you have a steaming but tasteless brew. If you are feeling fancy, also boil some water for tea. Serving suggestion: Pour the coffee away, and buy beer. Enjoy.
Is there anything that lasers can't do? The answer, if you need it, is "No". They're even useful in the kitchen. Here we see two cooking hacks which are so perfect in their synergy between nerds and their favorite foods that we wonder why we haven't seen them before.
The ingredients
Pizza
Coffee
Geeks
Lasers
Method
Take one pizza, place on an industrial laser line cutter and stand back. You pizza will be divided into slices so perfectly accurate, you will never have to argue about who gets the biggest.
Next, place three cups of foul instant coffee powder and cold water into a the chamber of a 2KW laser. Spin into position and briefly zap, until you have a steaming but tasteless brew. If you are feeling fancy, also boil some water for tea.
Serving suggestion: Pour the coffee away, and buy beer. Enjoy.
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