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Title: Great British Public Votes For New Royal Research Ship To Be Named ‘Boaty McBoatface’
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Breitbart
URL Source: http://www.breitbart.com/london/201 ... -to-be-named-boaty-mcboatface/
Published: Mar 21, 2016
Author: Liam Deacon
Post Date: 2016-03-21 08:38:02 by cranky
Keywords: None
Views: 1218
Comments: 8
“To celebrate the launch of our new research ship, we have launched the #NameOurShip campaign. Currently we’re calling her ‘NPRV’, which isn’t very catchy! So we’re inviting you to suggest a name for her”, announced a fancy new website last week. “Can you imagine one of the world’s biggest research labs travelling to the Antarctic with your suggested name proudly emblazoned on the side?” touted Science Minister Jo Johnson upon the vote’s launch. However, thanks to the familiar wry humor and insincerity of the great British public, the plan might just have backfired. Riding high in the polls, with more that twice the number of votes of any other suggestion, is “RRS Boaty McBoatface”. Followed by the equally insincere suggestions of RRS Pingu, RRS Usain Boat and RRS Big Floaty Thing. According to convention, such great British vessels are named after endeavoring and renowned explorers and adventurers. A more serious suggestion, in line with this tradition, is the Sir Ranulph Fiennes, named after the writer, explorer and holder of several endurance records. The Guinness Book of World Records named him as the world greatest living explorer in 1984. Sir Ranulph told the Daily Mail: “May the best Pingu win.” The £200 million Polar research vessel will be Britain’s biggest and most advance research ship yet, and is currently being constructed in Cammell Laird, Birkenhead. The ship will weigh 15,000 tonnes, have 20 science labs on board, and will carry nine double-decker buses’ worth of scientific equipment. Once complete in 2019, it will travel to the Arctic to carry out important research in polar environments using robotic, satellite and underwater monitoring technology, in order to investigate the alleged impact of supposedly changing global sea-levels.
A brand new, state of the art Arctic research ship is increasingly likely to be named the “RRS Boaty McBoatface”, after the British government had the bright idea of putting the naming process to a public vote.
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#1. To: cranky (#0)
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Can't see why they wouldn't name it RRS Big Red, there are no penguins "Pingu" in the Arctic
What's wrong with Big Floaty Thing?
ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
Yes, I like that one much better. Boaty McBoatface is stupid.
The whole idea of asking the public to name government ships is stupid. ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
It should be Scrotie Mcboogerballs.
потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
Knowing the British,I'm surprised a name like "Semen Wanker" wasn't one of the top picks. ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
It may not be too late to submit new entries.
WE HAVE A WINNER! I heard a suggestion for the name of this ship on tv a short while ago. A local news crew were discussing it and naming names,and one of the proposed names mentioned was...... "The Breaking Wind". Granted,it would be better if it were a sailing ship,but I have a hard time imagining a name more appropriate for a government ship. ISLAM MEANS SUBMISSION! Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012) American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
#2. To: paraclete (#1)
#3. To: sneakypete (#2)
What's wrong with Big Floaty Thing?
#4. To: Pinguinite (#3)
Boaty McBoatface is stupid.
#5. To: Pinguinite, sneakypete (#3)
#6. To: SOSO (#5)
It should be Scrotie Mcboogerballs.
#7. To: SOSO (#5)
It should be Scrotie Mcboogerballs.
#8. To: cranky, paraclete, Pinguinite, SOSO, all, *Humor* (#0)
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