Coral Snake Song - Grandmother Told Me So (Yes, Its another SnookerThon Song, When Doug from Upland comes up with one of his hits from the 1960's I have to come down with one of mine from the 1860s. ;c).) Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1863)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
Midi: Grandmother Told Me So
Look under 1863 (The song was actually published in 1863 bit the midis on this site are sometimes posted in the wrong year.)
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
Oh, SnookerThon success, has been broken,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
Now this time it's looking slow and broken,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
There won't be lots of filthy lucre on hand!
For a new motor home, or no sixty grand!
To spread Neo-Con lies all over the land,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
(CHORUS)
Oh! Jimmy Robinson! you crooked old bird!
Just flap your wing and crow!
The SnookerThon's falling, the squawks are lies,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
(Musical Interlude)
(2.)
There's curious times in FReeper 'bot land,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
The SnookerThon seems to be in quicksand,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
With Howlin and Syncro, completely insane
Through their Abuse and FReepMails, they are raising cane,
And causing the bannings to come down like rain,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
(CHORUS)
Oh! Jimmy Robinson! you crooked old bird!
Just flap your wing and crow!
The SnookerThon's falling, the squawks are lies,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
(Musical Interlude)
(3.)
Freepreville is now just kooks and mucky,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
For the SnookerThon, that is unlucky,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
the Snooker bar, it has been put up in vain,
Till Freerepublic's off the kook and 'bot chain
And crooks, kooks, and perverts no longer hold reign,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
(CHORUS)
Oh! Jimmy Robinson! you crooked old bird!
Just flap your wing and crow!
The SnookerThon's falling, the squawks are lies,
Though JimRobber tells us no!
