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Title: Smear Here: The Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread
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The People's Cube
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Published: Mar 28, 2015
Author: Commisarka Pinkie
Post Date: 2016-02-06 17:44:34 by Rufus T Firefly
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Views: 744
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(This is from last year, but it's still valid) Welcome to the People’s Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread™, where comrades are cordially invited to smear, trash, bash, revile, excoriate, and otherwise assassinate the character of GOP Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz. We want you to have fun, and all we ask is that you do not say anything nice about him, mainly because there is nothing nice to say. Bad. Dangerous. Evil. Stupid. Liar. Bloodthirsty. Vile. Hypocrite. Villain. Scum. Monster. Traitor. Tyrant. Just totally, utterly, absolutely WRONG! I refer, of course, to Ted Cruz, who wants to steal the 2016 election. I hate Ted Cruz, and you should, too. Everyone should. Ted Cruz is the worst thing that could ever happen to the whole universe since George W. Bush. And that’s saying something, since I never dreamed anyone could ever be worse than Bush. Ted Cruz will destroy society, civilization, and all of humanity forever. George W. Bush only destroyed everything till the end of time. But Ted Cruz will take the mass destruction into infinity and beyond, and laugh the whole time he’s doing it. Mass starvation, homelessness, joblessness, death and disease will be everywhere. Everyone will be thrown out of their homes and onto the streets, forced to take shelter in cardboard “Cruzvilles.” Ted Cruz is also guilty of treason because he’s one of the 47 Republicans who signed that sick, seditious letter to Iran. This already disqualifies him from the presidency. If Iran gets a nuclear weapon and uses it, you can blame Ted Cruz—unless, of course, they drop it on Israel, in which case— well, you can still blame Ted Cruz. No one should give Ted Cruz credit for anything. Ted Cruz hates Obamacare, which should come as no surprise since he hates everyone and everything except his own lust for power. Yet Ted Cruz is also a hypocrite because he signed up for Obamacare. Everyone knows that anyone who opposes something that is the law is clearly guilty of treason, but if that person complies with that law anyway, he is just as obviously a hypocrite. A hypocrite is unfit for the presidency. Ted Cruz does not believe in climate change. He doesn’t believe in science at all. What does he believe in? Scaring little girls by telling them “the world is on fire”—in other words, he’s preaching something he doesn’t believe in! I don’t know which is worse—this, or signing up for Obamacare even though he opposes it. What a lying, hypocritical dirtbag! Ted Cruz wasn’t even born in the United States. He was born in Canada, yet his name is more commonly found in Mexico, so who knows where he’s really from? For all we know, his mother was a jackal and he was switched at birth. In fact, I’ll bet he’s the Antichrist those rightwing evangelical whackjobs think they see in every leader of the people from Lenin to Chavez to Obama. But it’s really Cruz. Think about it: No one knows where he’s really from, and his name means “cross” which has something to do with Jesus. Couple that with the inherent evil that embodies Ted Cruz, and that’s all the proof anyone needs. Furthermore, Ted Cruz comes from the same state that cursed us with George W. Bush, Ron “Old Fart” Paul, Rick “Brain Fart” Perry, and the Chainsaw Massacre. Watch that movie and you'll get an idea of just what Ted Cruz intends to do with our sacred entitlement programs that make America great before he does the same thing to anyone who dares to oppose him! For if Ted Cruz is allowed to get away with stealing the Presidency from Hillary or Elizabeth Warren, rest assured he will proclaim himself dictator, and say stupid hateful things—like letting people keep more of their own money when they’re only going to squander it on themselves is somehow patriotic. Any nitwit will tell you that the moral and patriotic thing is to plead with the government to please, please raise your taxes, so they’ll have the necessary revenue to help those who rely on the government—because that’s what the government is for, and the government has made a sacred covenant with the people that they could always rely on it for everything, and for all eternity. We will all be living in fear of our lives because of Ted Cruz’s bloodthirsty tyranny. Ted Cruz is not only worse than George W. Bush, he’s worse than Benjamin Netanyahu. And—because I can’t pass up the chance to take a gratuitous swipe at her—he’s worse than Sarah Palin. And—maybe because he’s been in the news a lot lately, and still has a few seconds left on his 15-minute meter—I’ll throw in King Richard III. king-richard-iii-reconstruction-1.jpg Behold the uncanny resemblance. That's all I have to say for now. Oh wait, one more thing...Ted Cruz is just like Hitler. - See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/smear-here-the- official-ted-cruz-denouncement-thread-t16110.html#sthash.xOWk4zPZ.dpuf Poster Comment: Willie, this one's for you
This Progressive rant was written using ProgWrite™ , the amazing new computer program that lets you use ready-made templates to compose leftwing talking points for all occasions! Using the handy-dandy dropdown menus, Pinkie selected “GOP Presidential Candidate”, typed “Ted Cruz” into the appropriate field, clicked “Submit” and presto! A Progressive diatribe ready to post and share on Progressive sites everywhere! If we all use ProgWrite™ and share our posts on Progressive sites everywhere, we could build an instant consensus so big that whatever we post will become a fact overnight! Download your own ProgWrite™ program today—and see just how easy it is to make a difference!
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