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Title: Safe and Secure
Source: Gun Broker.com forums
URL Source: https://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=665228
Published: Dec 19, 2015
Author: Not given
Post Date: 2015-12-19 00:55:02 by nativist nationalist
Keywords: None
Views: 747
Comments: 5

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on e-bay) and put it in the center of the yard.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month.

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#1. To: nativist nationalist (#0)

This is good advice. Thanks!

Fred Mertz  posted on  2015-12-19   1:07:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: nativist nationalist (#0)

" local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7 "

And I bet they will not be conducting any early morning no knock raids on your house.

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

There are no Carthaginian terrorists.

“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” - George S. Patton

Stoner  posted on  2015-12-19   8:07:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: nativist nationalist (#0)

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on e-bay) and put it in the center of the yard.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month.

I needed that laugh, thanks.

Eli, Eli, nai erchomai Kurios Iesous.

BobCeleste  posted on  2015-12-19   9:16:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: nativist nationalist (#0) (Edited)

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

And you think they weren't watching your house before, but what will happen to you when Daesh strike the US? Those watchers will stand by and watch your house burn

paraclete  posted on  2015-12-19   15:52:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: paraclete (#4)

And you think they weren't watching your house before, but what will happen to you when Daesh strike the US? Those watchers will stand by and watch your house burn

Go to the 1 minute point in the video; they have some words to set your mind at ease!

Non auro, sed ferro, recuperando est patria

nativist nationalist  posted on  2015-12-20   19:05:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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