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Title: Pardoned White House Turkey Defects To ISIS
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DuffleBlog
URL Source: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/11/p ... ite-house-turkey-defects-isis/
Published: Nov 26, 2015
Author: Dark Laughter
Post Date: 2015-11-26 15:46:04 by Roscoe
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Views: 645
Comments: 3
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl” after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS. Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia. However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and flew like a bat out of hell to Syria.
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#1. To: Roscoe (#0)
well why wouldn't you want to get out of there when you have seen so many of your relatives gobbled up. You would be just saying to yourslf when am I going to get the chop? wasn't I fat enough? I'll just dash over to where I'll be respected
Revoke his citizenship! Why would a good Turkey accept Dhimmitude?! "I will praise You, O Lord my God, with all my heart, And I will glorify Your name forevermore. For great is Your mercy toward me, And You have delivered my soul from the depths of Sheol." Psalm 86:12-13
Yeah, the voters have voted for him twice.
Psalm 37 PRAY FOR PARIS
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