Donald Trump is a comedian’s dream — a ridiculous but famous person whose fatuous claims and haughty persona are making a mockery of the political process — and Stephen Colbert is thankful for that.
The Republican presidential frontrunner claimed last week that he saw “thousands and thousands” of Muslims cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center on 9/11, although police and news organizations can find no evidence that such an event took place.
But Trump has spent this week defending his dubious claims, insisting that — although he could not remember where he had seen the celebration — he was certain he had witnessed it because he has, in his own words, “the world’s greatest memory.”
“That’s right,” Colbert said. “He can’t remember exactly where he saw that video, but he can remember that he has ‘the world’s greatest memory.'”
Trump can also predict the future, according to the candidate himself — who has repeatedly bragged in recent days that he had “mentioned” in a 2000 book that Osama bin Laden was a “bad guy” who was “going to do damage to our country.”
Of course, the real estate tycoon and reality TV star’s passing warning went unheeded.
Colbert pointed out that Trump’s book was published the same year bin Laden was linked to the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole, two years after the al Qaeda leader was indicted for the embassy bombings that killed 224 people in Tanzania and Kenya and seven years after he was implicated in a previous bombing of the World Trade Center.
“That’s spooky,” Colbert said. “It’s like Trump has some kind of, like, fifth sense that lets him see what’s in newspapers and on TVs.”
“NostraDonald is not the only one with this power,” Colbert added, setting a candle on his desk as the studio lights were dimmed. “Tonight I will attempt to predict the predictable. I will now commune with the occult powers so I may know the known.”
Colbert predicted that next year would bring an iPhone 7, followed quickly by an iPhone 7s, and he also foresaw a frozen yogurt shop opening in your neighborhood that would close within a year.
Author James Patterson will publish a book next year that may be purchased at the airport, Colbert foretold.
He predicted the weather would soon grow colder, followed by a warming trend in the spring and a heat wave in the summer.
Colbert then picked up a newspaper and read upcoming showtimes for “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2,” and he prophesied, popping open a Snapple and reading the underside of the bottlecap, that peace in the Middle East was “pretty darn unlikely.”
He began manipulating one of those origami fortune tellers and predicted that, no matter what Trump said, he would probably continue doing well in the polls.
I recall reports of scattered small groups of Muslims celebrating the attacks. There were never any photos or video of it, just various (supposed) eyewitness accounts after the fact. The claim was that it was Palis celebrating as I recall it.
Also, we had claims of celebration by Israelis in America and American Jews who thought that America would finally go after Israel's enemies in the Mideast.
I recall reports of scattered small groups of Muslims celebrating the attacks. There were never any photos or video of it, just various (supposed) eyewitness accounts after the fact. The claim was that it was Palis celebrating as I recall it.
I remember scattered reports of Jews in NYC celebrating the 9-11 attacks the same day they happened. There were several reports of this,and suggestions they were celebrating because it meant the US would continue to send billions of dollars in defense aid to Israel,while lightening up on our efforts to get them to tone down their rhetoric and operations against the Palestinians.
There was also a suggestion there was an element of "How do YOU like living in a country with Muslims,now,Uncle Bubba?" at play,too.
Why is democracy held in such high esteem when it’s the enemy of the minority and makes all rights relative to the dictates of the majority? (Ron Paul,2012)
American Indians had open borders. Look at how well that worked out for them.
Donald TrumpHilliary Xlinton is a comedian’s dream — a ridiculous but famous person whose fatuous claims and haughty persona are making a mockery of the political process — and Stephen Colbert is thankful for that.
We will never see that one, will we, Willie?
"Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD . . . "
There were never any photos or video of it, just various (supposed) eyewitness accounts after the fact. The claim was that it was Palis celebrating as I recall it.
Stuff like this was to have gone down the memory hole, I suppose dancing Palestinians is part of history that is being revised away, and I since the revised history being pushed by the left has no planes being used in 9-11 anyway, it would mean there was nothing for the Palestinians to have celebrated.
yeah except in his words......"I watched in Jersey City, N.J., where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering." . He did not talk about small gatherings on roof tops ALLEGEDLY seen celebrating ,or Palestinians cheering in Gaza. But that won't matter to his apologists . He's all bravado and no substance.
I remember that woman but she was a Pali animal located in east Jerusalem, not New Jersey.
Yes, over in Freeperstan she went down the memory hole when supporting the Dubai Ports deal became the party line. Now the anarcho-liberaltarian crowd has also committed her to the memory hole. All the potheads are serious about it when then say they'll "visualize a new reality."
Eastasia has always been our ally, and Eurasia has always been our enemy.
