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Title: If I had a choice, I wouldn’t be a whitey
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URL Source: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/columnists/article4591550.ece
Published: Oct 24, 2015
Author: Matthew Parris
Post Date: 2015-10-24 01:01:09 by A K A Stone
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Views: 1671
Comments: 5
Speaking as a white man, don’t we have ghastly complexions? Par-baked like those bread rolls you can buy in supermarkets, we look like not quite the finished product. Glancing at the person opposite on the Tube the other day, I thought “if only I could be that colour”. He was in his late thirties, maybe, south Asian, maybe Sri-Lankan; and his skin was that beautiful golden brown that whispers that this is how humans were supposed to look. White is just wrong for skin — a kind of mutation, as though some key pigment was missing from birth. It looks inbred. I met a girl when I was younger called Weetabix (she said her rural Nigerian parents had wanted her to have an English name, and chose one at the general store) who described sleeping with a white man as being like “sleeping with a skinned animal”: semi-transparent with the blood vessels visible. The awful mental image has never left me. And as you get older (if you’re white) you realise that a white skin is like a white carpet: it shows all the stains and blemishes. White youths enjoy a sort of mayfly summer, looking an enviable milky alabaster for about half an hour — before they blotch and smudge and scuff and smear and pimple and flush and rash and scratch and mottle themselves into shop-soiled old age. My number one colour would be caramel, closely followed by the almost inky black of the Turkana tribe I once travelled among in northern Kenya. Come on, admit it, whiteys: if you were God designing the human animal, your brush poised above the divine palette, would you really go for just-crawled-out-from-under-a-stone off-white? Sallow sucks. [If I had a choice, I wouldn’t be a whitey by Matthew Parris; Times (U.K.), October 21st 2015.] Weetabix, I should explain, is a breakfast cereal popular in Airstrip One for many decades. It was my favorite as a child over there, mainly because the box featured a panel with shapes you could cut out, fold, and slot together to make a car or a truck. (We didn’t have iPads in 1953, you understand.)
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#1. To: A K A Stone, go orange (#0)
This limey has Boehner envy. He needs to go orange republican! White skin allows absorption of sufficient Vitamin D in northern climates to make life possible there without modern Vitamin D supplementation as found in milk and many other processed food products. The northern parts of Europe, Asia, and America would never have become large nations if it was not for the ability of white people to absorb adequate amounts of Vitamin D from sunlight to produce a healthy breeding population. The writer seems entirely oblivious to basic science. I notice he is speaking of English people having bad skin. They do have more problems overall than northern Europeans and modern Americans. There are a lot of bad teeth and bad skin in England's genetic pool and England does not fairly represent all white people any more than it represents the white people of southern Europe who are more swarthy than the northern Europeans.
What do you expect from someone with a Socialist upbringing?? Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of humanitarians!
I would bet dollars to donuts that the writer: drives around in a car that the wheels are more valuable than the whole car & has at least 4 Obama bumper stickers, the tires are about 1 inch, the back seat is full of empty Colt .45 bottles and empty Popeye's boxes the stereo is capable of filling up a huge concert hall, when set on 1/10 volume can be heard & shake windows 5 miles away blasting obnoxious rap music, the writer smokes Kools or Newports, , he has his front teeth capped in gold, wears thread spools in his ears, wears a t shirt that says " black lives matters" (front) "Black Power" (back), is wearing 8 pounds of chains around his neck, wears $300 Jordan shoes, pants down below his ass, has a cell phone in one hand, and a " 9 " in the other hand, cannot make a complete sentence without the required " MF'er ", wears sunglasses even at 3:00 in the morning, and has a rap sheet that is 10 volumes Oh, and he only wants white "wimmen" In conclusion, he is a total waste of oxygen. Uncle, if I left anything out, please advise Si vis pacem, para bellum Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
LMAO! Non auro, sed ferro, recuperando est patria
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)
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Come on, admit it, whiteys: if you were God designing the human animal, your brush poised above the divine palette, would you really go for just-crawled-out-from-under-a-stone off-white?
#3. To: TooConservative (#2)
The writer seems entirely oblivious to basic science.
#4. To: CZ82 (#3)
#5. To: Stoner (#4)
...cannot make a complete sentence without the required " MF'er ",...
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