LF: "No Lemonade for YOU!" Jerry Seinfeld's lemonade stand shut down by cops

Title: "No Lemonade for YOU!" Jerry Seinfeld's lemonade stand shut down by cops
Source: NY Daily News
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... nd-shut-cops-article-1.2339555
Published: Aug 27, 2015
Author: Peter Sblendorio
Post Date: 2015-08-28 09:11:11 by Deckard
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Jessica Seinfeld (l.) teamed up with Jerry Seinfeld (r.) and their three sons
to raise money for her charity, Baby Buggy, with a lemonade stand.

That might as well of been what Jerry Seinfeld's angry East Hamptons neighbor asked police on Aug. 18 when they called to complain about the illegally parked cars surrounding the comedian's homemade beverage outpost.

The 61-year-old Seinfeld, along with his wife and three sons, saw their lemonade stand shut down by police officers after the complaint was called in, according to East Hamptons news site 27east.

The famous family hosted the lemonade stand to raise money for Baby Buggy, a national non-profit company started by Seinfeld's wife Jessica in 2001 that delivers items to families in need.

The TV star seemed to be in good spirits after the incident, as he posed for a photo with his children outside the defunct operation, each of them holding their hands on their heads.

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A police officer can be seen standing outside of his car in the picture, which Jessica Seinfeld shared on Instagram.

"Lemonade dreams crushed by local neighbor but not before raising lots of money for @loverecycled," she captioned the photo. "Thanks to all of our customers and big tippers!" she added. Jerry Seinfeld has dealt with meddling neighbors before, at least on television. His comical run-ins with hall mate Newman were well-documented throughout the bulk of the "Seinfeld" series.

Seinfeld has been ranting lately about political correctness on campus. What he has yet to realize is that the problem is progressive liberalism . The nonsense of over-regulation,big government nannystate ,taken to the absurd ,is another indication of progressive liberalism.

Until recently he's lived in a cocoon where these issues did not directly affect him . Now he's getting some eye opening examples affecting his life directly .Maybe one day he'll connect the dots .

Unfortunately it isn't just the liberals who embrace the nanny state - we have at least one self-proclaimed conservative here who worships the totalitarian power of government to control every aspect of our lives.

I, on the other hand, support the power of the people, acting through their elected representatives, to decide how they will live together.

Aren't YOU the one who wants to impose YOUR will, YOUR ideals, YOUR (im)morality, on others? Talk about totalitarian rule!

For a Kookifornian that doesn't see any hope in sight, you sure spend a lot of time, wasting time.

He lives in a representative republic yet he cries about "the government" and how there's nothing he can do about it.

So there's this huge flood one day, and an entire town looks like it's going to be swallowed up by the waters. And the Police and Rescue Agencies are running all over the place trying to get people to safety.

So they send the rescue boat over to this house where a guy's sitting on the roof with the water lapping around his ankles and they say "Come on, quickly, there isn't much time"

So about an hour later they're zooming past in the boat again and they notice the guy's still there, only the water's up to his waist, almost at the top of the roof.. "Quick" they say, get in the boat, it's going to get worst before it gets better.

An hour after that a rescue helicopter flies over the area and notices the guy, who must be standing on the peak of the roof now, with only his head and shoulders out of the water. "GRAB THE ROPE!" they cry "IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!"

So he gets drowned of course. And he goes to heaven, and is a little ticked off with God for drowning him like that, and expresses his concern saying "I had FAITH, I BELIEVED in you - and still you didn't help me"

"HELP YOU?!" God replies "What MORE did you want - I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"

Buckerro is the guy on the roof. Helpless. Hopeless. Waiting for someone to make it better.

Before playing out ridiculous metaphors concerning God, Heaven and Government, you should take a peek @the clusterfuck the US government created based on the Katrina fiasco.

Jessica Seinfeld (l.) teamed up with Jerry Seinfeld (r.) and their three sons to raise money for her charity, Baby Buggy, with a lemonade stand.

Jessica Seinfeld (l.) teamed up with Jerry Seinfeld (r.) and their three sons
to raise money for her charity, Baby Buggy, with a lemonade stand.