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Title: The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’
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URL Source: http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/fox ... -and-then-make-him-a-sandwich/
Published: Aug 3, 2015
Author: David Edwards
Post Date: 2015-08-03 14:08:12 by CZ82
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Views: 2814
Comments: 27
Fox host: The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’ David Edwards, 30 Jul 2015 at 14:57 ET Fox News host Andrea Tantaros advised women on Thursday that they should always be ready to give their man a sandwich after sex and a beer after his shower if they wanted the relationship to last. Earlier this week, Glamour magazine retracted a column of tips for making men falling in love after women complained that the list was misogynistic. Tantaros, however, said that ideas like making a man a snack after sex was not taking women back to the 1950s. “Look at this list, it has great suggestions in here!” she exclaimed. “After you engage in a little horizontal hula, make him a sandwich. That’s not called 1950s. That’s called kindness. And frankly, I think women should do a little more of that.” “What’s wrong with giving your man a brewski when he comes out of the shower?” Tantaros asked. “Who needs a brewski out of the shower?” comedian Ryan Reiss chimed in. “What are you dating Don Draper? What’s going on? I’ve never gotten out of the shower and been like, ‘I need to get drunk quick.'” “You don’t have the right woman,” co-host Stacey Dash insisted. “I think that’s why divorce rates are so high. Women don’t know how to take care of their men anymore.” Reiss speculated that husbands had affairs with their housekeepers because “they have a great outfit and they cook great.” “If you’re not answering the door in your lingerie, maybe he’ll run off with the neighbor,” Tantaros agreed. “I don’t think it has to do with taking women back in time, I just think it’s kindness,” she continued. “I’m a very traditional old-fashioned girl and I do these things for my man. I do. And that’s why they are always smiling.” “And they’re drunk,” Reiss added. “Because you give them beer right out of the shower.” Watch the video below from Fox News’ Outnumbered, broadcast July 30, 2015.
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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)
Sounds like I should find a housekeeper, preferably a stacked one.
Somewhere in this is a pearl of wisdom.
I saw there was a stir online after she posted a photo from the beach on Instagram last week. I just want to say how much I disapprove of cheap glam photos like this. I know everyone here at LF will totally disapprove of this Greek goddess flaunting herself on a beach like that.
I know everyone here at LF will totally disapprove of this Greek goddess flaunting herself on a beach like that. I think you forgot a smiley face and sarc tag... That would definitely be an enjoyable day on some very, very, very deserted beach!! Only one?? In my opinion you certainly should. The one I've employed Let's get real - she's got 5 kid's from previous So let's step back from this situation for a while, shall we? Besides, my girlfriend wouldn't approve of it.
I approve of this message.
Hey - every other week she comes in here and cleans
Well then it's high time you do the right thing and make an honest woman out of her.
Five Kids. Five kids. Eh?
What kind of sandwich?
Well I would think it would be something easy and quick to make like a lunch meat/submarine sandwich or something she had prepared ahead of time. Now me personally I would want a muffuletta and a grape Nehi!! BTA maybe a good PoBoy and a beer would hit the spot... Oh by the way you can get the recipes for these sandwiches by going to the website listed in the picture, I do both and they are very good... Italian hoagie and a beer.
Her kids need a father... a good father...
Crow with a side of humble pie. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
All five fathers? Maybe (though unlikely) one or two were standup guys but certainly not all five. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
Frankly, I not so sure that I want that guy to be me...
Someone who is an upright kind of guy and would treat them correctly... All five of 'em... Frankly, I not so sure that I want that guy to be me... C'mon, you can do the work of five men. потому что Бог хочет это тот путь
Ha!
Today I made a cloth delivery to a seamstress who is doing to sew new sets of modern Samurai Kimonos for me. I can no longer make them myself. She had the following aphorism posted of her wall: "A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT TRUST, IS LIKE A CAR WITHOUT GAS. YOU CAN STAY IN IT ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT WON'T GO ANYWHERE." Somewhere around 1948, Psychologist Hobart Mowrer made an observation I have never forgotten and which is not taught in graduate schools. He said that men or women had a desire to form close relationships bonded by shared goals, interests, and values with the opposite sex. To this I would add, there must be similar intelligence levels and experiencial backgrounds. The closest term the Germans have for it is gemutlichkeit. You can not develop such a relationship with a tree stump. Years ago I heard a woman call in on a radio psychologist's show say although har husband had a heart ailment that made sex impossible, she could hardly wait for him to come home at night and engage in conversation with him. They had intense vert personal gemutlichkeit. Sex that is an expression of that feeling between a man and woman is icing on the cake that is very fulfilling. If you have that depth of closeness between you, She'll be answering the door in her lingerie because an urge deep in her belly will tell her to, not as an act of manipulation or a role.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108293/The-Jordan-effect-Third-young- women-swap-IQ-larger-breasts.html
Well Robert, how would you like to go on a binge with this young lady? LOL
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The woman in the photo, as far as good looking she's passable, but I've known better in my life. In she couldn't hold an intelligent honest conversation with me I wouldn't get involved. I'm only intertested in a marital type relationship.
Done Been Girled: The Price of Matriarchy.
The woman in the photo? As far as good looking she's passable, but I've known better in my life. If she couldn't hold an intelligent honest conversation with me I wouldn't get involved. I'm only intertested in a marital type relationship. That's always been my primary interest, and at this time of life only stable refined cultivated 50 year olds, or 50+ years olds, need apply.
Reiss speculated that husbands had affairs with their housekeepers because “they have a great outfit and they cook great.”
#2. To: CZ82 (#0)
The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’
#3. To: CZ82 (#0)
Fox News host Andrea Tantaros...
#4. To: TooConservative (#3)
I just want to say how much I disapprove of cheap glam photos like this.
“Let me see which pig "DON'T" I want to vote for, the one with or without lipstick??" Hmmmmm...
#5. To: rlk (#2)
Somewhere in this is a pearl of wisdom.
“Let me see which pig "DON'T" I want to vote for, the one with or without lipstick??" Hmmmmm...
#6. To: Fred Mertz (#1)
Sounds like I should find a housekeeper...
for years is not exactly 'Well' stacked - but she's
2/3 well stacked. Which is fine. But no nookie.
marriages - between 5 and 18. So I don't WANT to get
romantically involved, okay?
They are great kids - don't get me wrong - but 5 of 'em?
That ain't mine?
Perhaps forever.
If she still is my girlfriend. I'll see - but maybe not.
Hey, if I don't know the answer - then I know the answer, eh...
#7. To: TooConservative (#3)
#8. To: Chuck_Wagon, Fred Mertz (#6)
'Well' stacked - but she's 2/3 well stacked. Which is fine. But no nookie.
#9. To: Willie Green (#8)
But no nookie.
the kitchen and two bathrooms and runs the vacuum around -
which is what I pay her for. And yes - I look at her ta-tas.
But she is a very nice girl. With 5 kids.
#10. To: Chuck_Wagon (#9)
#11. To: Willie Green (#10)
I'm an upright kind of guy who would treat a woman and her
kids correctly.
#12. To: CZ82 (#0)
The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal
hula and then make him a sandwich’ ...
#13. To: Chuck_Wagon (#12)
“Let me see which pig "DON'T" I want to vote for, the one with or without lipstick??" Hmmmmm...
#14. To: Chuck_Wagon (#12)
What kind of sandwich?
“Let me see which pig "DON'T" I want to vote for, the one with or without lipstick??" Hmmmmm...
#15. To: CZ82 (#14)
#16. To: Chuck_Wagon (#11)
I'm an upright kind of guy who would treat a woman and her kids correctly.
Five kids. Eh?
Someone who is an upright kind of guy and would treat them correctly...
All five of 'em...
#17. To: Chuck_Wagon (#12)
What kind of sandwich?
#18. To: Willie Green, Chuck_Wagon (#16)
Her kids need a father... a good father... Someone who is an upright kind of guy and would treat them correctly... All five of 'em...
#19. To: Willie Green, SOSO (#16)
Someone who is an upright kind of guy and would treat them correctly...
All five of 'em...
#20. To: Chuck_Wagon, Willie Green (#19)
#21. To: SOSO (#20)
C'mon, you can do the work of five men.
A decade ago, maybe!
#22. To: CZ82 (#0)
The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’
#23. To: rlk, Liberator, redleghunter (#22)
“Let me see which pig "DON'T" I want to vote for, the one with or without lipstick??" Hmmmmm...
#24. To: rlk (#3)
#25. To: Stoner (#24)
(Edited)
Well Robert, how would you like to go on a binge with this young lady?
#26. To: CZ82 (#0)
#27. To: stoner (#25)
(Edited)
Well Robert, how would you like to go on a binge with this young lady?
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