Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... While yer hubby craves the stage... RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!! Barry's late to come and he should leave... Work it, you got justified rage!! The DemocRATS, they're letting you down... Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!! You waited fer yer time... Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!" Obama's weak... That young punk ain't been 'round... The Media Whore'd seems unaware... Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!! So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand... Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!! 'Cause when it comes to saving you, You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!! But when that last stump speech's been packed away... You know the Right still wants to play. So just make sure you got it all set to go... Before you come for MUD's piano. (Raucous cheers)
Girl, my band you can trust... To Denver We Shall Go!! We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!! And his wife, I don't know... HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!! And these songs all show Left's shame... RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms... And wander 'round Lame-brained!! Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds... 'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!! (Crowd goes wild)
Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATS and RINOs embarrass US!! We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!! You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee... You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!! You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love... But yer Power'll blow away!! Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short... 'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!" Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!! You can sit there and whine... Or you can pull US through!! Come along, sing MUD's songs... You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!! 'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down... You just remember, they're all clowns!! But Rush'll be scheduled to appear... To millions of pairs of eager ears!! Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!! We want to play -- just a little bit longer!! Now all Dem voters don't mind... And the Union don't mind... If you take yer merry time... Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing... One more song!! Oh, wont you stay just a little bit longer? Please, please, please say you will... Say you will!!
Oh wont you stay just a little bit longer? Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
Girl, yer vile hubby dont mind... And the Networks wont mind... If you take yer precious time... Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing... One more song!!
Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Slick's a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations!! Obama wants Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
We're the...Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
BigJohn's surgin' very well... November 4th awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUD's corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Barry's a girl...effete fairy, he's annoyed... Ain't done nothin' to help this Nation!! Obama LIED...he loves the Leftist side... Reject RATS' mis-information!! Fight 'gainst the Press Whore'd...we'll tear Left apart... RATS LIE to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATS're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
(BigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his ax)
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But the Voters rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another freedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Ooohh-ahh-oooohh...ooohh-ahh-oooohh...
BigJohn's surgin' very well... November 4th awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...Hussein's a pest... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004...updated 06/09/08)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang... 'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame. Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!! My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell... It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATS seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?! Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep? Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools... We got what we need...our nation's best... But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!! Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane... Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave. I swear by God, I shall always freep... Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
BTW...any way we can get ahold of TLBSHOW and get him to post over here? I saw your comment, and I'm also a little concerned. Todd loves to post...he oughtta be posting somewheres.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#56. To: A K A Stone, CAPPSMADNESS, buckeroo (#54)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Heh heh heh...I'm back on self-imposed banishment, but before I go, I just wanted to add...
Bret, sorry dude, but yer little experiment with CAPPY as yer ModSquad is a blatant failure...she's a friggin' AIRHEAD!! Can't you tell? Everybody else with half a clue can!!
Bret, I'm serious, as a friend, wake the HELL up...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids... If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine... What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? 'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot? Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?! Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep? When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED... What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!! Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!! Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things? If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?! Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?! I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
Yo...FReepers!! The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate...WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up. Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...and enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full-fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.
Patriotic FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Clinton@in't.completin'.his.term!! )
Heh heh heh...oh, to be young and idealistic once again...LOL!!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#60. To: A K A Stone, UNAMUSED, CAPPSMADDNESS (#59)
Sheeesh, StoneyBoy....why are all the RightWing folks such obvious wussies? Does Bret (unamused) simply have no cajones? It appears that this is the case...he let's the braindead CAPPY drive his franchise into the friggin' graveyard...LOL!!
wHY DO i EVEN GIVE A DAMN? fACT IS. i DON'T...mud
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Sheeesh, StoneyBoy....why are all the RightWing folks such obvious wussies? Does Bret (unamused) simply have no cajones? It appears that this is the case...he let's the braindead CAPPY drive his franchise into the friggin' graveyard...LOL!!
Actually what I think A K A needs here to enliven this site is his own "CAPPY" to keep Jhoffa's coadjutor pornographic FALSE WITNESSING about homosexuality and bestiality on his part off the board when he has no control of it.
Jhoffa did some deliberate sabotage on this site a few days ago using a variation of A K A Stone's screen name that was AKA Stone with the letters A K A TOGETHER rather than APART. The sabotage included insulting PMs and "Gay" porn postings.
#66. To: Coral Snake, Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, CAPPSMADNESS, unamused (#64)
"[Jhoffa's] sabotage included insulting PMs and "Gay" porn postings."
That's always been Hoffa's calling card...seems he's got ready access to many gay porn sites to do his copy/paste...LOL!!
I saw where Jimmy posted his beloved masterwork with the penis and prettyboys on a alleged Mudboy Slim CD cover. And that airheaded skank, CAPPY, just cheered him on. And Bret did nothing...LOL!!
And they wonder why NOBODY posts at FU anymore...sheeesh!
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
I've released three (3) 60-minute audio-cassettes of MUD tunes (LOL...there are literally hundreds of them out there somewhere!!)
The first Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' cassette was called "Rush to Judgement", the second was "Atwater's Edge", and the third, "Simple Lust fer Justice". All were performed, recorded, and distributed in the late 90's and focused on the impeachment process of Slick Willie.
Each had some really cool Album Cover artwork, I must humbly agree...MUD
BTW...I'll post the artwork sometime, thanks fer askin', StoneyBoy.
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Sheeesh...Hoffa and CAPPY turn my "Black XXXII" thread into a flamefest, then LOCK IT to stop the flaming...LOL!!
I sure hope Bret recovers soon from whatever health problems ail him (anybody know what's wrong?) becuz Hoffa and CAPPY simply don't have the proper temperment to be moderators. Without Bret reining those two in, FU's future is quite dim, imho.
Oh well...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Folks, the Right must come...'cuz Big Guv'ment's dumb... And our tunes are the only Right we'll sing!! No, I shan't be ashamed...no, I shan't be ashamed... Just as long as Right stands fer Liberty!!
Media LIES 'cuz they're Guv'ment pawns!! Let's rumble...they'll fall... And Big Guv'ment shall devolve from DeeCee. It ain't Right...RATS ain't Right!! Folks, Left profits from Fear!! Patriots must take a stand, stand fer free!!
And Lib'ral Media, RATS ain't free!! So, stand with me!! RATS ain't free!! RATS ain't free!! RATS ain't free!!
(BigMan on guitar)
All right...come on, Media!!
Obama's dreams're trouble...he's a Marxist Freak!! Let's Vote fer Liberty!! Yes, liberty!! Can't you see? RATS ain't free!!
So c'mon, voters, sing with me-eee! Liberty... Vote liberty!! We must see...RATS ain't free!!
Mudboy Slim (14 August 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#79. To: A K A Stone, unamused, JHoffa_, CAPPSMADNESS (#78)
I just posted a "Get Well" message to Bret on one of Jimmy's posts, and he deleted it...LOL!! My response, just in case it gets deleted, too...
LOL...a "Get Well" wish to the site owner, deleted by the ModSquad...heh heh heh.
Jimmy, you will be the death of this Forum. CAPPY's simply a braindead dupe. You, OTOH, are smart enough to know what you are doing to ruin this place...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically- chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self- styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and the Syntaurs vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."