"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Trumpsters know!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RightWingRager!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")
Guv'ment Crimes fire up my peers, RATS're vile & flighty scamps!! Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as my maps... "We'll FReep fer Justice soon," said I, proud to fight Left's Power!! Yes, 'cuz I was so much bolder then, I'm wiser than that now.
Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed... Right knows TRUTH is Black and White...RATS' Lib'ral bull's been FReeped!! Listened to words of Rush fer years...conservatives got Power!! Folks, the World is FRee 'cuz soldier-men... Stood strong and never cowered!!
Slick's face, it fueled my Righteous Wrath, fer Marxist Tyranny!! MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history!! Libs LOATHE Christian evangelists...denying our Lord's Power... Ah, the Right must act much bolder, FRiends... Reject Joe and his pals!!
Joe Biden's just treasonous scum...still, Hillary's no fool... Disguises her past tyranny, she's just Socialism's tool!! "Equality!!" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow. Ah, but RATS produce such girley-men, Left's helpless without Power!!
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached... Fear thee not that I'll become thy enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach!! Forefathers bled so that we could vote...can't y'all see we need Right now?! Ah, the fight was so much wilder then, Right's fightin' Marxists now!!
Yes, Dubyuh stood strong 'gainst Terror threats to cities Lib'rals wreck... The Peaceniks are just weaklings, spineless Commies we reject!! Good and Bad, I define these terms...fight Fear and Doubt right now... Yes, the Right must be much bolder, men... Let's thwart RATS' Marxist Power!!
Mudboy Slim (03/11/2005)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#599. To: Fred Mertz, contintental op, Neil McIver, Ragin1, Coral Snake, SMOKESCREEN (#597)
"Oppression's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US... Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!! Minions chatter while we fight... RATS are socialist wimps!! Folks, MUD's band shall stand strong... As we strike the High and Mighty!! Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!! Won't you help US sing... MUD's songs of Freedom?! 'Cuz the Right's takin' stands... Oppression's Wrong!! Defeat Left's SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Mudboy's gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATS steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day NooYawk shook!!
Won't you help MUD sing... Bold songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Corruption's Wrong!! Oppression's Wrong!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Woah!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Righteous gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATS steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day DeeCee shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Dese songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!! All y'all join the Band... Oppression's Wrong!! We sing of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim (12 April 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"This Ain't Right!!" (To be sung to Marshall- Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
Country's feelin' down and low... 'Cuz voters don't like way Fed spendin' soars!! It ain't Right...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!! They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!! RightWing mustn't worry...we are Right!!
Folks, there's no shame y'can't carry a tune... You can't keep on treating US like yer fools!! Sure, Biden's slime...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!! They ain't right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... It ain't Right to fool...with our dreams like Commies do... It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!! Right looks kinda blurry...we must fight...we're the Right!!
(FReakJam ensues)
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!! RATBots oughtta worry...we shall fight...you ain't Right!!
Chorus: "RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!"
Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)
BTW...Views: 116398
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Syntaurz Who Sing!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Sultans of Swing")
You gotta shimmy to the bar... Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!! South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday... Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!! Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATS're lame!!
Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!! Condemn Joe Biden's stain...we'll see the RATS go down... The great devolution...noble emancipation!! The eeevil Lib'ral Whore'd shall forfeit Power!! Way on downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!
Check out DiscoDave...maestro's all the rage... Folks, he loves his women...dude doesn't want to fake the style we bring!! And a beatup Ford is all he can afford... But he stands up under them lights and his guitar sings!!
The BigMan doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene... He's gotta StateParks' job...he's doing alright. He can play jazz & rock fer that evil green... Jackin' it up each Friday night... With the Syntaurz...with the Syntaurz who sing!!
And a crowd of Mud's boys...they're freakin' some sounds on recorder... Stump and Fresh, with Billy and Fingers, smokin' Skeeter's joe!! We're takin' a stand...we'll rout all Dem gutless Lib'ral bands!! Our fate shall be of Reagan's soul!! And the Syntaurz played DeeCee.....
And then Mudboy Slim steps right up to the microphone... And sings at last..."Justice shall always reign!! Thank you, FarRight...scofflaws, time to go home!! Reject RATS' path...Let Freedom Ring!!" We are the Syntaurz!! We are the Syntaurz who sing!!
Mudboy Slim (30 June 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#603. To: BigMan, DiscoDave, Stump, the Artiste formerly known as... (#601)
"Lies Are TheSwamp's Shame!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane")
MUD is a hard-headed man...still, he's ruggedly handsome... Dem RATS are terminally petty!! Left holds US up...socialism's a cancer... We must fight 'gainst Left's brain-washed idiots!! MUD has a nasty reputation as a cool dude... Rush said he was ruthless, Sean said he was crude... RATS have one thing in common, they live Lives of Dread!! RATS cry, "Master Biden, the RightWing's back from dead!!" LIES are the Swamp's Shame!! Networks, have y'all lost yer minds?! Mmm-mmm... Are y'all with me so far?
Patriots love action, we're hot fer the game... Joe Biden's lost traction...RAT Media's insane!! RATS fool all the dumb sheeple...but Left's Marxism Kills!! They're an outrageous Party...screw Dem Media shills!! Media ignores real Terror...LIES about Race... Press pretending not to notice...Networks are a damned disgrace!! Sean's on each evening..."Joe Biden ain't Right!!" RATS're too tired and lazy... Aren't you INSPIRED to fight about it?!!
LIES are the RATS' Shame... Networks make you lose your mind!! LIES are TheSwamp's shame... Where's Left's Shame fer this SLIME?! LIES are the RATS' shame, uh huh!!
(The BigMan, DiscoDave & Stump rockin' it on guitar...)
Hatin' and burnin', Marxists struck first... Hunter's snortin' cocaine...he smoked crack, bubbles burst!! MUD said, "Listen, Biden. You can hear ol' Mudboy sing... We shall take you down, you LIAR... Watch RATS' polling numbers sink!!" Joe said, "Truth can't touch me...BigTech's owned by RATS!!" Rush Limbaugh died resistin', 'cuz the Network News is TRASH!! LeftWing's rushin' now towards tyranny... Messed around...Iran's lost!! Left didn't know...they are just lyin' 'bout the costs!! And racist LIES are the RATS' Shame!! LIES are TheSwamp's Shame!!
Mudboy Slim (26 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Change It!!" (To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Change It")
You can change it... We'll re-arrange it!! Freedom is all that we got.... Dem Marxists shan't take it!!
Muddy is a lover... A soldier for what's Right!! We've worked as these years have amassed... DemRATS we shall fight!!
Run away from the Left's shameless LIES... Country, I want you to be on my side!! Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!! Pure BORES!!
Alinsky taught a vile way of life... Country, I want you to sing for what's Right!! MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores... We'll score!!
BarryO wants to control yer life... Country, I want you to Vote for the Right!! Me and my righteous stands RATS ignore... No more!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...)
Goodbye, BigGuv'ment... Joe Biden's Way sucks A$$!! Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny... Right's time's comin' fast!!
Come to me, Barry... Come play MUD one-on-one!! That's right, RATS are LOSERS... Right shall groove on!! Let's vote out Left's whores... Let's defeat RAT-whore'ds!! RightWing, be bold!! Let's fight fer our home!!
Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Right's comin' back fer more...
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Biden's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by Dem Marxists... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATS are FOOLS to ignore Joe's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
RAT-media is slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening RATS' bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! "LEFT'S WRONG!!"
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee preeners fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast RATS' stonewallin' apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Devolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong... Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader... 3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#611. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages, BufordP (#609)
"RATS Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATS want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the free!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATS LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the free!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the Free?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATS LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... Folks, it's summertime...all Dem Lib'rals R HIGH!! Marxist Messiahs...RAT-minions whine!! TeeVee Networks LIE... Fed'ral workers, they git DOUBLE!! That ain't Right!! RATS can't think...shouldn't drive... Rise up an' show why Truth is Right!!
That Pelosi-B!+(#... Vote her out..make her squeeal!! Joe is China's "mark"... Joe's deceptions're REAL!! Sing yer songs..BE SANE... TOOLS are DUMB...don't B one!! VOTE fer TheRight!! Autumn sun goes down...Truth shall save US... VOTE fer Truth in November!!
We're the TeaParty... We ain't dirty...we ain't mean!! We love livin' freely, but Left's spending's on SPEED!! Don't like Leftist SLIME... Marxist minions, RATS attackin' Liberty!! Joe Biden's fascist!! RATS love tyranny...Karl Marx' philosophy!! Sing along with MUD... Dee dee dee dee... Dah dah dah dah dah... Love our Liberty!! Dah dah dah... Dah dee dah dee dee dahh... Dah dah dah dah dah... Fly on, Right ones...
(reprise)
Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... Friends, November's near, yeah, Election time!! Stop Joe Biden, make the Right Vote... Folks, TheTruth is Left is VILE!! MUD shall sing to win... We're conspirin'...good patriots shall Devolve Power!! We ain't Rich, but we're bright... Tell yer friends... An' we'll all Vote 'gainst Left's Power!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My Friends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... UPRISE...'cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Creepy Joe's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Patriots're Prison-bound?! MUD wants...to give RATS many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all can blow yerselves!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all can blow yerselves!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FREE is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Life's Hard...Demand the Truth!! RATS!! Y'all can go to Hell!!
Mudboy Slim (September 18, 2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#618. To: backhoe, Ghost of Quantrill, M Kehoe, Fitz, Ward Smythe, Flora McDonald (#616)
"Rally For OUR Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Joe's a spy fer China... Leftists' Zeal's to SMITE FreeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Marxists dream BigGuv'ment dreams... Right, Rally For OUR Nation!!
The Beacon for the World... Pride of the Western Civilization... We're warriors fightin' for Peace!! Unleash the Wisdom derived via Liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally For OUR Nation!!
Youngkin's surgin' very well... November TWO awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...Help Freedom Win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ sworn...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Biden's [like] a girl...Chi-Com Nancy, Marxist droid... Lies about her own insurrections!! Joe Biden LIES...for the DeeCee Swamp's side... CNN's mis-information!! Lied 'bout DemRATZ' stars...greedy bleeding hearts... Joe's LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, we shall hear for years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' for OUR Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATS're stained...Left chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due for Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption BREEDS 'cuz RAT-media WON'T know... Still, good FReepers rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Winsome's surgin' very well... November TWO awaits US!! Joe's takin' a rest...T-Max just a test... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Victory!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Factory")
America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown... Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!! RATS take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!! Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know Dem RATS ain't Right!!
Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...Broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!! We see Kamala laughing...ghoulish tyrant hates 'cuz she's LAME!! Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!! Good workers, keep workin'...Liberation's nigh!!
(D-mon on keyboards...)
November day, righteous patriots rise... RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!! Folks, Truth is gonna defeat Joe... Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!! Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know Dem RATZ ain't Right!!
Mudboy Slim (1 October 2010)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Heathen Slime!!" (To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Liberty makes me happy... Sosh'lism...it is bad. Lib'rals ain't never happy... They're Marxists who are oh so mad... Patriots must REJECT Left's SCAM!! Just move on, you Chi-Com spies... Left is WRONG...Come join the Right!!
Sing it out from the mountain tops... "Liberty for the Meek!!" Lib'ral fools love enslavement... It's YOUR money Leftists seek!! It's yer Freedom RATS seek!! Just move on...Dem Marxists LIE!! Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
If we could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout DemRATZ' Tyranny... Righteous shall ne'er bear it!! Stand up fer Liberty!! Stand tall because you're FRee!! Just move on...Joe Biden's slime... RATS are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
Vote fer Life and Freedom!! Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!! We say, "Justice is Right On this time... Joe LIES...his gig is up!!" Down for FOOLS is UP!! Can't move on...RATZ Treas'nous Spies!! Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!
It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie... Right must do it once again!! Must fight Dem Lib'ral FEYries... Fight fer TRUTH, my LF FRiends... MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!! Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!! Left is WRONG...Come Join the Right!!
Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#625. To: Biff Tannen, JHoffa_, Willie Green, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete, meguro, nolu_chan, war and other sperm-breathed MFers!! (#623)
"We're the O.N.E.**!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")
RATS are knee-jerk RACISTS... Left steals dreams and paychecks... Makes ol' Mudboy ill!! Media's nasty li'l quips... Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips... Because Left loathes when we act free!! Biden's socialist dreams... Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream... "I wish RATS'd just leave US alone!!" Because Left's dreams won't help US get jobs... And Left's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!! With RATS' Health Care failing... Biden LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah... Folks, WE're the O.N.E.!! We're the O.N.E.!!
Hey!! Heh heh!! Yer wonderin' where to start... True Right, we've been singing in the dark... MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!" But we've got Reagan on our minds... RATS tell such desperate lies... Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!! Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time... Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!! Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATS wanna break you... Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!! And no matter where you post tonight or how far you run... Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Freedom's fun...
Wo-o-oah... Folks, we shall not miss... 'Cuz Liberty is our Right!! We're Conservative!! Those secret pacts RATS make... Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!! Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Oh, we're the O.N.E.!! Folks, Freedom's fun!! No, we're not done!! Folks, fight Left's scum!! Joe, we're the O.N.E.!!
(Syntaurz freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh) )8^D!!
Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)
BTW...**Operation Noble Eagle
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#627. To: goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, white sands, TLBSHOW, ferret, Julian the Apostate, rotten, dwbh, FormerLurker, malador, eschoir (#625)
"Doin' What's True!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Do It For You")
Umm...hmmm...um........um hmmmm... Been FReepin' alone... Thinking about our past... Tryin' to do what's Right... Gonna whup some RINO A$$!! These tunes I'm hawkin'... Never seem to lead nowhere!! The World just ain't Just...vile Tyranny... Freedom's gotta last...FReep for Liberty!! It seems like FReedom... Has never had this land so scair't!!
Right don't change... Leftists come and go!! How I wish Right could embolden you... Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!! Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy... But we fight with righteous tunes!! We'll educate Dem fools... And all them RINOs, too... Fight Dem ignorant rubes!!
(Cool guitar jammin'...)
I wonder how much you love bein' free... Let's whup some Lib'ral A$$... We'll sing fer Liberty!! 'Cuz we love our Freedom... Right's better than the Left, I swear!! Right don't change... Leftists come and go!! How I wish Right would embolden you... Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!! Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy... But we fight with righteous tunes!! We'll educate Dem fools... And all them RINOs, too... Fight Dem ignorant rubes!!
(MUD on harmonica, sweet guitar playin' by the Big Man)
Listen to me!! I wonder why folks give up bein' FRee... There's nuthin' more I want...than our Liberty!! Freepers are rockin'... And the Good Lord will help Right win!! Right don't change...Justice shall be so!! How I wish Truth would embolden you... Let's FReep fer this Country's soul!! Yes, I know most folks are lazy... So, I'll fight this fight fer you!! Becuz I want to... Let's be BOLD and RATS are through!! Nation, I'd do anything for you... Right shall smite Dem impish fools!! Umm hmmm...
Mudboy Slim (25 April 2005)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!" (To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")
Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home... I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam. Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!! They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!! Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time... Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!! Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!! Lib'rals love their sinners...Joe Biden is their star!! Yes, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...Freedom's always fair!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
RATbot world loves our enemies... Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!" Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!! The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!! Next, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...show DemRATS we care!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Next, TerrieMac shall serve as MUD's prey... RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!! Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!! Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!
Sang we'll fught ev'ry Marxist...World's we'll liberate!! Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!! Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!! Righteous shall be there!!
Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Behind Left's Lies" (To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")
No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan... To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!! No one knows what it's like... To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!
Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe... Help MUD's Prescience come to be!! Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly... Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like... To know RATS' Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!! No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil... None of our Pain and Woe...shall show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky... Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!! Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only... Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)
(Big Man gettin' busy on the Guitar!!)
When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!! Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!! Networks smile, tell me their bad news... Still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!! FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!! If I back down, please give me a whuppin'... Righteous Swarm!! Marxists...Fear the VOTE!!
(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)
Terrie knows what it's like...to be the bad man... To be a mad man...REJECT Left's LIES!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"