"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... From Left's Progressive Hell!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are greedy...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Marxists they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their RAT-schemes... Ah, but Big Guv'ment'll take all yer money... Lord, we'll beat Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, Lord...reject Left's Marxist plans!!
Well, now if I were the President of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes, I'd whup Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
At first I thought this was funny then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me To my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world at least 10 times.
TGIF, all...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#527. To: MadIvan, Sultan88, Willie Green, Capt. John, Wilma Sue, GrandmaC, AuntB, Uncle Kenny, Joe (#521)
"We're Wide Awake!!" (To be sung to the Band's "When You Awake")
ModSquad told me, "MUD's unCouth!!" So I surfed on 'round the net a while, Stopped at the place where RightWing's RIGHT!! Asked about MadIvan's plea... And what do you think he said to me?
"We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Sultan taught me, "Yer work should be bold!! We must take on the Left and lead straight to the Right... Work yer days, then serve what's Right!! Sing Skynyrd and Led Zep...and watch where ya FReep!! Fight 'gainst Dem Lib'rals and you can't be beat!!"
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!
Willie showed me, "It's a mean ol' world!!" Left's freaks beseech you, RATS are screwed... But what is Right supposed to do? Teach the RightWing, "Freedom's ALL!!" I've heard it since I was very small!!
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Right must stand 'gainst RATS' bawlin'... Right's temptin' fate 'til LeftWing's slaughtered!! RATS shall LIE and screw their mothers... Left's sure gonna love our BigBrother...OH!! Yes, MUD is Right and the Left is Wrong!! But RATS gonna scurry...hear my songs!!
Left's gonna lie...and the RATS gonna bite!! Lib-uh-rulls don't like what's Right!! Now's the season DemRATS soo dread... Ain't gonna take it...November's NEXT!! VOTE!! Folks, if I thought it would do any good, I'd stand and fight like Moses did!!
Mudboy Slim (27 June 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore... We SHAN'T let RATS Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATS come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz Gov. Cuomo is a FOOL!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til RATS're DETHRONED!!
Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD (03/18/2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#532. To: barkentine, goldilucky, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz (#526)
"Hero's Last Letter" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Soldier's Last Letter")
"I'm fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, ma... 'Cuz Warriors must protect the Meek... The way Grandpa did, when Hitler was big. Ma, a terror-less World's what I seek!!"
Played football for the Phoenix Card'nals... But games, they must wait 'til we're through!! We'll arrest bin Laden the first chance we get... Uncle Sam, he didn't train no damned fools!!
Then that safety, he led his troops into battle... A stray bullet turned cheers into cries!! Next, tears came unashamed...for a hero'd been slain... Country learned that Pat Tillman had died!!
Then our Nation knelt down by our bedsides... And we prayed, "Lord above hear my plea... Please protect all the folks who are fightin' for Right!! And dear God, keep America FRee!!"
"We're fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, folks....."
Mudboy Slim (5/16/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Es perfecto...now ALL PARENTS should demand the right have all their children's classes recorded and available for download by students and their parents at home.
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#534. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, pink floyd (#533)
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think Left can sell... Progressive Hell?!! Yer rights be damned!! Shall we quell RATS' vile thugs?!! Or sheepishly kneel?!! Your time to be brave... Won't you fight for your kids?!!
And did RATS force you to trade... Real heroes for "JOE"?!! Sweet Justice for "Peace"?!! Freedom fer "secur'ty"?!! Big Guv'ment must change... 'Cuz Nation's been stained... Joe Biden is the Left's star... Now ChinaJoe bears RATS' SHAME!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here... Lib'rals are lost souls... Beggin' 'cuz they WON'T work!! Marxists are wimps!! Right must retake the same old ground... Sing out, be proud...Freedom's dear!! Right's fightin' FEAR!!
(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)
Doo doo dah doo......
Mudboy Slim (10/07/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#536. To: war, Jhoffa_, Coral Snake, palo verde, TLBSHOW, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, AuntB (#0)
"Guv'ment Man!!" (To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")
Guv'ment man...why you take our bread?! We don't like...when you spend and spend!! Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past. Market losses...and high-priced gas... Guv'ment man...
GrampaJoe, you'll tear this country down... We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!! Swear by God, Fed budget must come down! Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Big Man on guitar)
Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last... Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!!
It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black. Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!! I hear China and Russia laughing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Guitar jammin')
Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last. Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Of course, the Lives of Black Americans--and non-Americans--Matter every bit as much as ANY non-Black Lives. Debate over.
That stated and agreed to...BLM_Inc. is a proudly-Marxist, anti-American, anti-Liberty extortionist organization and its leadership will be exposed as corrupt opportunists and hypocRATS...MUD
BTW...Views: 114531
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scary firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!
Left killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... And Left cut the Righteous down!! Just like abortin' babies... Bill said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Tyrants run over folks with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Reno's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... Help celebrate our wealth!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...4 Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "freaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
Mudboy Slim (05/08/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Pelosi's Lying!!" (To be sung to Chris Isaac's "Somebody's Crying")
I know this Speaker and she lies to you. Gramma's a'fakin'...sayin' she never knew. We oughtta waterboard dat nasty shrew, 'cuz... Pelosi's lying.
I know ol' bugeye and she's got no shame!! $10 Trillion lies...her promises're lame!! Dem Lib'rals're loving her just the same, we know that... Pelosi's lying.
So pleee-eease, return the money you took from me!! Or pleee-eease, reverse big spendin' tyranny, I'll say when, Liberty's dying...I know when the Speaker's lying!! Come on...
(MUD on keyboards...chronic on drums)
Lib'rals ain't thinking, Leftists ain't thinking!! Marxists ain't right...RATS are socialist tools!! Commies love torture...Left feeds crime, too!! Dem Leftists cry at night they're silly fools!! We know that... Pelosi's lying.
So pleee-eease, return the taxes you took from me. Or pleee-eease, Devolve Big Guv'ment Tyranny!! I know when Joe Biden's lying, 'tis when his lips're movin'. Oh I, oh I...
Mudboy Slim (24 April 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
[Left's] "Shameless!!" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Shameless")
Biden, Left's shameless when it comes to loving you... They'd do anything you want them to... They're just Joe Biden's thralls!!
RATS're pandering fer all the World to see... Ahhh...Left loves Marxist tyranny!! Still, Joe Biden's bound to fall!!
We know Biden's a man who must spend and spend... Insecure about the world he's presidin' in... ACORN's crush easy...RATS spreadin' crime!! Left's power-lust must be satisfied!!
Left's shameless!! Nation must now say a prayer... All this krap DemRATS're spendin' on... Taxes steal our liberties!!
This is yer changes?! It's just more spendin'...just more lies!! Ahh...private medicine's socialized?! It's Big Government Disease!!
You see, you just ain't Right, yer far too proud... Free lunches don't exist...waterboardin' don't drowned!! You could talk yer way outta anything the Press asks you... But the things that Joe says ain't true!!
I shall never let government have this much control over me!! 'Cuz I worked too hard to call my life my own!! Lib'rals imagine a world where folks accept tyranny... Sure, 'tis RAT-world now, Left's fascist tool... Next November, yer gonna lose!! Left's shameless!! Yeah yeah!!
(Disco/Bigman freak jam)
You know, Big Guv'ment's sleazy...list of fraud is long... RATS say, "We're sorry" but the Left is all wrong!! Big Guv'ment costs everyone a friggin' mint!! And RATS' ILLEGALS don't pay the rent!!
I'm tellin' my friends!!
Left's shameless, but they've got the power now... 'Cuz Right didn't use it anyhow... Now, we've got to show some stones!!
Left's shameless, shameless 'bout the LIES they breed... Is welfare pimpin' Left's eulogy?!! Right just wanted you to know!!
RATS are shameless!! Shameless... Shameless...
Mudboy Slim (9 May 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Patriot's Day!!" (To be sung to U2's "New Year's Day")
Yeah... Life's a riot on Patriot's Day... A world that's Right is on its way!! We got the freedom to... Sing fer you...Right don't play!! Righteous ragin' on Patriot's Day... On Patriot's Day!!
I shall sing fer you again... Right shall win with Truth, my friends...
Joe Biden always LIES!! Nobody cares if he's black or white... Lib'rals whine...RATS' chosen few!! Left's newspapers're dead, says... "RATS are fools, they're fools!!" It's Left's Waterloo... Lib'ral poltroons... We Shall Qvercome!!
Right...Right shall now win again!! Fight...our time is 2021!!
Oh... Nation, the time is Right!! Oh...maybe Far Right...
I shall sing fer you again... Right shall win with Truth, my friends...
And so we're told, this is RATS' Golden Age!! Left's damned close to treason...folks, become engaged!! Our freedom depends on you... We need to...Fight Left's Sway!! Righteous changes... On Patriot's Day... On Patriot's Day!!
Mudboy Slim (8/10/09)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Whuppin' DemRATS' A$$!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Living In The Past")
Biden, folks ain't smiling... We'll vote Right to see Left's slaughter. RATS know I love to loathe you... Yer a Marxist...yer Big Brother!! Yer time's running out... Good patriots shout, "Yer the disaster!!" Joe, we shan't give in... We love whuppin' DemRATS A$$!!
(MUD on tin whistle)
Weak minds like to join in... Union thugs, tyrants are yer friends!! Right wants Devolution...Statists don't know... Who we're fighting!! RATS ignore Joe's LIES... Networks ain't Right...they're sosh'list bastards!! Joe, we shan't give in... We'll keep whuppin' yer RAT A$$!!
(more tin whistle)
Joe, we shan't give in... We'll keep kickin' yer RAT A$$!! Leftists, Right won't give in... We love whuppin' DemRAT A$$!!
Mudboy Slim (24 October 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Fools on the Hill!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "The Fool on the Hill")
Day after day, MUD works on Church Hill... DemRATS with their toothless grins are mooching... Right pays their bills!! But RAT-minions never thank him... 'Cuz ol' Mudboy ain't a tool!! And more freedom is the answer. But RAT fools on the Hill... They're just punch-drunk with Power... And Left's LIES and Left's dread... See Left's world spinning round.
Truth's on the way, singin' it loud... The man of a thousand ditties stalking JoeBiden's crowd!! But RAT-minions gotta hear him... And his songs about Liberty!! Still, Left never seems to notice... But ol' MUD on his hill sees DemRATS going down... And Left's LIES and Left's dread... See Left's world spinning round.
(Mudboy on kazoo...)
And no Leftists seems to like him, They can tell what he wants to do... 'Cuz he always shows his Briefings. But ol' MUD on the hill sees the RATS' lust fer power!! Folks, Left's LIES and Left's dread... See RATS' world spinning round.
(More kazoo...)
MUD never listens to them... He knows that RATS are fools!! Left don't like him. 'Cuz MUD on his hill sees the Left going down... And Left's LIES and Left's dread... See Right's ascent to Power!!
Mudboy Slim (17 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATS say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATS should know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATS beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Bernie's Marxist ways are dead!! RATS wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Reagan, he said, "Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!" Liberty's Right!! Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! Now Right's frightened of losing it... Guv'ment's abusing it!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong most the time!! Sosh'lists shall pay...Freedom's Right!!
I said, freedom's mine...I know, RATS are blind!! No, Right shan't be kind!! We know Freedom's Right!!
Biden must hear...Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! Reject RATS' fears...Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! RATS are frightened of saying it... Left keeps delaying it... Leftists are weanies who whine!! Proudly declare, "Freedom's MINE!!"
I said, freedom's mine...I know, RATS are blind!! No, Right shan't be kind!! We know Freedom's Right!!
RATS live in fear...that ain't Right... Urban blight...fear the night!! Richmond's lost years...bussing fight... Parents' flight...Left ain't Right!! LeftWing's frightened of saying it... Joe Biden's slaying it... Fight fer yer lives, Freedom's Right!!
Mudboy Slim (6 October 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#559. To: _Jim, TLBSHOW, mel, Murron, Coral Snake, Fred Mertz, Willie Green, Jhoffa_, war, ferret mike, biff tannen (#556)
"Love the Truth!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Love Me Do")
MUD loves the Truth... You know Right is true!! Reject DemRAT fools!! Folks, please...Love the Truth!! Whoa, Love the Truth!!
Love, love the Truth... The RightWing loves you!! We'll always be true... Folks, please...Learn the Truth!! Whoa, Learn the Truth!!
Guv'ment breeds scum... Guv'ment needs fools!! DemRATS are dumb... DemRATS are tools!!
MUD loves the Truth... You know Right is true!! Reject DemRAT fools!! Folks, please...Spread the Truth!! Whoa, Spread the Truth!!
MUD loves the Truth... You know Right is true!! Reject Marxist fools!! Folks, please...Love the Truth!! Whoa, Learn the Truth!! Yeah, Spread the Truth!! Whoa, oh, MUD Loves Truth!!
Mudboy Slim (8 November 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Swamp Shan't Always Git What It Wants!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want")
I saw Him today at a Reception... BigGuv'ment slime...Kenyan man!! RATS know Marxist creeps win elections... At His feet were Left's Media hacks!!
Folks, RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!! Ahhh, yeah...
Mudboy went down to the demonstration... To stand against Guv'ment Abuse!! Singing, "We're gonna save this great Nation!! When we VOTE, we're gonna whup Dem Socialist TOOLS!!"
RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!! Ahhh, baby, yeah...
Right fights Power 'cuz we're patriotic... We win wars...Marxism KILLS!! We are standing fer Right 'gainst Leftist ninnies... We can't keep paying Biden's bills!! We decided that we'll Impeach the POTUS... Networks can't stop us, RATS're Freaks!! I sung my songs fer Mr. Limbaugh... Yeah, and Rush taught one word to me...twas "Liberty!!" I said to him...
"Rush, RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!!"--yeah, oh baby...
(Musical interlude...)
I saw JoeBiden give mis-directions... Raising taxes to fund his plans!! RATS are practiced at the art of deception... Learn the Truth about Left's blood-stained hands!!
RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... Our Future Is FREE!!
RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Stand fer Right, we shall find... Our Future is FREE!!
Mudboy Slim (3 December 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"