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Published: Apr 9, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
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#351. To: Pookies Toons (#350)
To paraphrase Mr. T as Clubber Lang, "My prediction for Avenatti... PAIN!!" This is just gonna be TOO easy...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Kerry's Party!!" .. (soon 2 B "Bernie's Party!!"...lol) Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! (Chorus) FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... (Chorus) [Bigman on sax, CM on guitar] Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! FReegards...MUD (2/23/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 05/28/1999 "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Is Life getting better? Left's SCUM...let's fight!! Lib'rals disappoint you? Too late...we're Right!! (BigMan on guitar...) Have you come here fer fergiveness? Does MUD ask too much? TRUTH is our template... RATS tax US fer spendin'... One song...Left's WRONG!! Muuud... Muuud... Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, For the RATS in November, there are NO GOOD OPTIONS...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Excellent point...if you wanted to supplant a rich white arrogant NooYawker in a national election, I would want to contrast with him demographically. MiniMike would come off as a weak replacement for the original...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "One Sleazy Rider" Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Sultan's still bent over holdin' onto his knee, Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, LOL and FReegards...MUD 96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! We've heard Left's anguish... And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! "God is watching U.S.!!" FReegards, my Jewel...MUD BTW...Yeah, 'Dru..."Jewel!!" 52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hmmmm...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Power: Bring It!!" Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! Mudboy Slim (5/12/04) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... (MUD on harp...) It must be understood...DemRATS're No Good!! (MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...) Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Mudboy Slim (4/28/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hang around, silly BO!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Vote NOW, Patriots!! Folks, Mudboy's home again... Hear our sounds, feel our joy... Folks, Mudboy's home again... Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)...)8^D!! "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dittos...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Lord's high above...got MUD below... Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... Blue skies above...clear streams below... MUD (9/25/00) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! (BigMan pickin' it purty...) Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing... ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Mudboy's gonna treat you well!! Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline... November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! We'll burn down RATS' NancyHouse...RATS LIE in their Quest fer Power!! November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! (Major League FreeeakJam) We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!! November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!! Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, AppaRATchik for the Deep State...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, All of these threads are about to be shut down. Bumping 3 10 plus year old vanity threads and taking over the site is done. I'm looking for new stuff not this crap everyday.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to y'all...I am raising a tequila shot in your general direction...Salud!! Regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
LOL...very comparable to your typical Black Friday madness. What is with this run on toilet paper, though? Not like the Wuhan Flu is like dysentery or causes diarrhea...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Orange Socialist Bad Little Stevie Mnuchin & Donnell are sending you a check. Enjoy the socialism. There's no problem that Helicopter Money can't solve.
I'm with you...I think the $1K checks are a wasteful boondoggle, more likely to dangerously devalue the dollar than significantly spur the economy...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Btw...who the heck is going to buy all that additional U.S. debt needed to pay for those checks? The ChiComs? Doubt it...fact is, this is more unsecured debt (aka funny money). What is the definition of hyper-inflation? Not predicting it, but the inflationary pressures are there...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Wuhan flu regards...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
$2+ Trillion cash grab bag passes the Senate in the wee hours of the morning...no chance for waste, fraud, and abuse in THAT boondoggle, eh?! Sheeesh...at least Trump is talking about an Easter unleashing of at least some significant portions of the economy. Sultan88 regards...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
SOME of this stuff is not only justified,it is necessary to prevent complete chaos. The problem is with the career polls who see this as an excellent chance to use federal money to push their agenda by using part of the money to buy votes. Sadly,there does not seem to be enough ethical Republicans to shut that shit down.
In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.
For every action, Pete, there is a reaction. Nobody was gonna stand too strong on fiscal conservatism considering the way the RATmedia has whipped the electorate into this unnecessary frenzy. Still, it'll take folks more than a few weeks or months to spend that $2 Trillion. Oughtta give ambitious Trumpsters time to dig into the details of that monstrous boondoggle and I predict the National Debt and annual Federal Deficit shall be a far bigger issues than they have been so far in the Trump presidency. You heard it here first...MUD 😉
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#352. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Disco Dave, Stump, Cyber-Band (#253)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#353. To: All (#351)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#354. To: All Trumpsters, Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Ligeia, Cyber-Band, Taxman, tet68, A Navy Vet, JustPiper (#353)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#355. To: BufordP, Angelwood, kristinn, tgsltakoma, ironman, Race Bannon, NoDemocratsin2020 (#354)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#356. To: All (#352)
(To be sung to U2's "One")
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...
Rush'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#357. To: All demRATS R screwed!! (#351)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#358. To: Hondo68 (#338)
"Battle of the NYC commie honeymooners..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#359. To: All (#357)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#360. To: Cyber-Band, dead, Angelique, sultan88, stand watie, dirtboy, AuntB (#253)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that Left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemonRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, pink wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and Slick damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Sultan!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!!
Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-Wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But Right didn't INDICT 'til Slick was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#361. To: All (#359)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#362. To: Landru (#360)
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReedom!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#363. To: All (#361)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#364. To: iceskater, sultan88, jla, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Landru, MeekOneGOP (#253)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#365. To: Pookies Toons (#363)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#366. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#364)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOs shall fold.
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATS are gettin' old!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#367. To: All (#365)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#368. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, TLBSHOW (#366)
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#369. To: All (#367)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#370. To: El Rushbo (#369)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#371. To: Cyber-Band (#253)
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by sight...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Bill Clinton and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
MUD owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
"You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, $18 Million I did snake...
From Global Crossings' clueless skanks!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're all done Presidin'!!!"
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
"Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
The Lib'rals' reign...is dam'near o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#372. To: All (#370)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#373. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Dakmar, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone, continental op, The Leadpenny, Ferret Mike, Jhoffa_ (#371)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#374. To: All (#372)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#375. To: palo verde, Murron, Coral Snake, Biff Tannen, JimmieDee, SammieGee, Brian S, Landru, jla, FBD, mel, Diva Betsy Ross, Sultan88 (#373)
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!!
Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds...
But RAT- Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!"
Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!!
RATS scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!
But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD-music's HERE!!
We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!!
No matter what RATS git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!
November Slaughter!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#376. To: All (#374)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#377. To: Eric Ciaramella (#302)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#378. To: barkentine (#5)
"mudslide"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#379. To: Mudboy Slim (#378)
#380. To: A K A Stone, goldilucky, palo verde, AuntB, GrandmaC, sinkspur, Badeye, TLBSHOW (#379)
#381. To: Mudboy Slim (#380)
#382. To: A K A Stone (#381)
#383. To: Mudboy Slim (#382)
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#384. To: Hondo68 (#383)
#385. To: Hondo68 (#383)
#386. To: Mudboy Slim (#385)
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#387. To: goldilucky, palo verde, AuntB (#385)
Sow the
Culture
of
DEATH
#388. To: Hondo68, Sultan88, sneakypete, A K A Stone, Badeye (#386)
#389. To: Mudboy Slim (#388)
#390. To: sneakypete (#389)
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