LOL...very comparable to your typical Black Friday madness. What is with this run on toilet paper, though? Not like the Wuhan Flu is like dysentery or causes diarrhea...MUD
Btw...who the heck is going to buy all that additional U.S. debt needed to pay for those checks? The ChiComs? Doubt it...fact is, this is more unsecured debt (aka funny money). What is the definition of hyper-inflation? Not predicting it, but the inflationary pressures are there...MUD
SOME of this stuff is not only justified,it is necessary to prevent complete chaos.
The problem is with the career polls who see this as an excellent chance to use federal money to push their agenda by using part of the money to buy votes.
Sadly,there does not seem to be enough ethical Republicans to shut that shit down.
For every action, Pete, there is a reaction. Nobody was gonna stand too strong on fiscal conservatism considering the way the RATmedia has whipped the electorate into this unnecessary frenzy. Still, it'll take folks more than a few weeks or months to spend that $2 Trillion. Oughtta give ambitious Trumpsters time to dig into the details of that monstrous boondoggle and I predict the National Debt and annual Federal Deficit shall be a far bigger issues than they have been so far in the Trump presidency.
Still, it'll take folks more than a few weeks or months to spend that $2 Trillion. Oughtta give ambitious Trumpsters time to dig into the details of that monstrous boondoggle ......
MY best guess is once the bill is passed and the money borrowed and in the bank,Trump is going to start diverting it to building the wall,hiring more border patrol agents,and MAYBE paying off some existing debts early.
The Dims can use political leverage to get him to sign a bill like that just before a Presidential election,but they can NOT tell him what to do with the money once he is re-elected and has access to it.
After all,it's not like he owes them any favors and he is STILL conscious of how the history books are going to write about him and his presidency.
Don't forget,NOTHING is more important to Trump than his ego and his place in history. NOTHING!
"...nothing is more important to Trump than his ego and his place in history."
I hadn't thought of this before, but it does have the ring of truth. And while someone so focused on their own ego can be self-defeating, the fact that Trump realizes history will ultimately judge him and his Administration is a very good thing, imho...MUD
Well if it's any excuse, I used to protest LBJ in front of the WH while smoking doobies, and occasional going to Robert E. Lee HS in Springfield, VA. Heck of a long time ago.
I attended Keene Mill Elementary for 4-6 grade..Washington Irving for 7-8..and West Springfield HS for 9th grade before the Navy transferred my old man, the Captain, down to Virginia Beach..which was the perfect place to be a high-schooler.
Regards...small world. We usedta play yall in sports.
Think that some of my brothers & sisters went to Keene Mill el. I went to St. Michael's in Annandale.
I also went to West Springfield HS in my senior year '68. Believe that was the year when the school opened? There was a guy in shop class that brought a Model A with two transmissions in line, low gearing for plowing.
Used to make runs to the Country Store to buy beer, Burke? NOT in the mod A. My '60 Fairlane 500.
Actually was at Robert E. Lee for sophomore year, '66, then we moved towards west springfeld.
Remember looking at hertz shelby mustangs, and corvettes at dealers in Springfield as a HS squid, err kid. McDonalds hambergers 15 cents.
So THATZ where the 68 came from...makes youb13 years my Senior, sir...now get back to calling MUD an irrelevant bon vivant or the Lurkers will think we are buddies or something...lol.
"Whuppin' DemRATS' A$$!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Living In The Past")
Biden, folks ain't smiling... We'll vote Right to see Left's slaughter. RATS know I love to loathe you... Yer a Marxist...yer Big Brother!! Yer time's running out... Good patriots shout, "Yer the disaster!!" Joe, we shan't give in... We love whuppin' DemRATS A$$!!
(MUD on tin whistle)
Weak minds like to join in... Union thugs, tyrants are yer friends!! Right wants Devolution...Statists don't know... Who we're fighting!! RATS ignore Joe's LIES... Networks ain't Right...they're sosh'list bastards!! Joe, we shan't give in... We'll keep whuppin' yer RAT A$$!!
(more tin whistle)
Joe, we shan't give in... We'll keep kickin' yer RAT A$$!! Leftists, Right won't give in... We love whuppin' DemRAT A$$!!
"The Fools on the Hill!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "The Fool on the Hill")
Day after day, MUD works on Church Hill... DemRATS with their toothless grins are mooching... Right pays their bills!! But RAT-minions never thank him... 'Cuz ol' Mudboy ain't a tool!! And more freedom is the answer. But RAT fools on the Hill... They're just punch-drunk with Power... And Left's LIES and Left's dread... See Left's world spinning round.
Truth's on the way, singin' it loud... The man of a thousand ditties stalking JoeBiden's crowd!! But RAT-minions gotta hear him... And his songs about Liberty!! Still, Left never seems to notice... But ol' MUD on his hill sees DemRATS going down... And Left's LIES and Left's dread... See Left's world spinning round.
(Mudboy on kazoo...)
And no Leftists seems to like him, They can tell what he wants to do... 'Cuz he always shows his Briefings. But ol' MUD on the hill sees the RATS' lust fer power!! Folks, Left's LIES and Left's dread... See RATS' world spinning round.
(More kazoo...)
MUD never listens to them... He knows that RATS are fools!! Left don't like him. 'Cuz MUD on his hill sees the Left going down... And Left's LIES and Left's dread... See Right's ascent to Power!!
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATS say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATS should know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATS beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Bernie's Marxist ways are dead!! RATS wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Reagan, he said, "Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!" Liberty's Right!! Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! Now Right's frightened of losing it... Guv'ment's abusing it!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong most the time!! Sosh'lists shall pay...Freedom's Right!!
I said, freedom's mine...I know, RATS are blind!! No, Right shan't be kind!! We know Freedom's Right!!
Biden must hear...Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! Reject RATS' fears...Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! RATS are frightened of saying it... Left keeps delaying it... Leftists are weanies who whine!! Proudly declare, "Freedom's MINE!!"
I said, freedom's mine...I know, RATS are blind!! No, Right shan't be kind!! We know Freedom's Right!!
RATS live in fear...that ain't Right... Urban blight...fear the night!! Richmond's lost years...bussing fight... Parents' flight...Left ain't Right!! LeftWing's frightened of saying it... Joe Biden's slaying it... Fight fer yer lives, Freedom's Right!!
"Swamp Shan't Always Git What It Wants!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want")
I saw Him today at a Reception... BigGuv'ment slime...Kenyan man!! RATS know Marxist creeps win elections... At His feet were Left's Media hacks!!
Folks, RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!! Ahhh, yeah...
Mudboy went down to the demonstration... To stand against Guv'ment Abuse!! Singing, "We're gonna save this great Nation!! When we VOTE, we're gonna whup Dem Socialist TOOLS!!"
RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!! Ahhh, baby, yeah...
Right fights Power 'cuz we're patriotic... We win wars...Marxism KILLS!! We are standing fer Right 'gainst Leftist ninnies... We can't keep paying Biden's bills!! We decided that we'll Impeach the POTUS... Networks can't stop us, RATS're Freaks!! I sung my songs fer Mr. Limbaugh... Yeah, and Rush taught one word to me...twas "Liberty!!" I said to him...
"Rush, RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!!"--yeah, oh baby...
(Musical interlude...)
I saw JoeBiden give mis-directions... Raising taxes to fund his plans!! RATS are practiced at the art of deception... Learn the Truth about Left's blood-stained hands!!
RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... Our Future Is FREE!!
RATS can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... But if we Stand fer Right, we shall find... Our Future is FREE!!
RATS, admit it...yer insane...yeah... Righteous rhythm...freedom's gain...mmm... RATS need Guv'ment...minions, do what yer told!! We got JoeBiden seducing RATS and givin' 'em gold!! MUD's gonna sing for you, learn 'bout the Truth, then Vote!! Help sing... Once upon a time, MUD could control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right... Whup Dem FOOLS myself...yeah!!
Folks, fight RAT-minions...RATS're lame...ooh, yeah... Right is in it...where do YOU stand?!! Yo, y'all think I'm funnin', but I'll take the heat... Dem wimpy RATS need Guv'ment, they're just socialist freaks!! Left's got their hands in our pockets, RATS're consumed by GREED... I pray... Once upon a time, MUD would control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself... Yeah yeah...
(The BigMan making his guitar scream and wail...)
RATS think folks got our eyes closed... But MUD's lookin' at Left the whole friggin' time... Once upon a time, MUD could control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself... Yeah yeah yeah!! Once upon a time, MUD would control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself... Yeah yeah yeah!!
Once (4x) Yeah...once, once...yeah, yeah... Yeah...yeah, yeah...yeah, yeah...oww...
"List: The 36 Obama-Funded Green Energy Failures "
Via Heritage:
[S]o far, 36 companies that have received federal support from taxpayers have either gone bankrupt or are laying off workers and are heading for bankruptcy.
This list includes only those companies that received federal money from the Obama Administrations Department of Energy. The amount of money indicated does not reflect how much was actually received or spent but how much was offered. The amount also does not include other state, local, and federal tax credits and subsidies, which push the amount of money these companies have received from taxpayers even higher.
The complete list of faltering or bankrupt green-energy companies:
Evergreen Solar ($24 million)* SpectraWatt ($500,000)* Solyndra ($535 million)* Beacon Power ($69 million)* AESs subsidiary Eastern Energy ($17.1 million) Nevada Geothermal ($98.5 million) SunPower ($1.5 billion) First Solar ($1.46 billion) Babcock and Brown ($178 million) EnerDels subsidiary Ener1 ($118.5 million)* Amonix ($5.9 million) National Renewable Energy Lab ($200 million) Fisker Automotive ($528 million) Abound Solar ($374 million)* A123 Systems ($279 million)* Willard and Kelsey Solar Group ($6 million) Johnson Controls ($299 million) Schneider Electric ($86 million) Brightsource ($1.6 billion) ECOtality ($126.2 million) Raser Technologies ($33 million)* Energy Conversion Devices ($13.3 million)* Mountain Plaza, Inc. ($2 million)* Olsens Crop Service and Olsens Mills Acquisition Company ($10 million)* Range Fuels ($80 million)* Thompson River Power ($6.4 million)* Stirling Energy Systems ($7 million)* LSP Energy ($2.1 billion)* UniSolar ($100 million)* Azure Dynamics ($120 million)* GreenVolts ($500,000) Vestas ($50 million) LG Chems subsidiary Compact Power ($150 million) Nordic Windpower ($16 million)* Navistar ($10 million) Satcon ($3 million)*
*Denotes companies that have filed for bankruptcy.
Your tax dollars at work in the ObamaNation...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Free-ee-eedom's the word!! It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird. Bold...Bold and Right... Righteous, noble world we'll find... Once the Syntaurs sing!!
Whatever happened to..."What's Right shall pull US thru!!"? We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!! Why did Trump spend soo much?! Why do RATS love Guv'ment?!! We gotta save our Nation...
Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whup RATS' Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!! Bold...Bold and Right... Whatta noble world we'll find... Once RightWing sings!!
Whatever happened to the "Fight 4 Righteous Truth"?!! Always made me feel soooo... Free-ee-ee!!
Freedom's the word... Righteous quest fer Liberty... Freedom's the word... Freedom's the word... Freedom's the word...
#587. To: Biff Tannen, Michael M., Fred Mertz, Brian S, Ferret Mike, BorisY, Stump, M. Marx, minimud (#575)
"All Dem Lib'rals Must Be Stoned!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Everybody Must Get Stoned" (aka "Rainy Day Woman"))
They'll stone you when yer trying to sing fer Good... They'll stone you just like Rush said they would... They'll stone you when yer fighting fer yer home... They'll stone you when RATS think yer all alone!! Still folks, MUD does not feel so all alone... All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
RATS stone you 'cuz they're all just lazy FREAKS... RATS stone you when yer trying to set folks free!! RATS stone you when you stand against their Lord... RATS stone you with the LeftWing Media Whore'd!! Folks, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Leftists must be stoned!!
Left'll stone you when yer singin' on Fox Cable... Left'll stone you just 'cuz we're young and able... Left'll stone you when yer trying to make a buck... Left'll stone you and then RATS say, "You SUCK!!" Folks, MUD shall not sing his songs alone... All the Syntaurz...come on HOME!!
Well RATS stone you then say that they're yer friends... RATS stone you but Dem sheeple come back again... RATS stone you when yer reachin' fer the stars... RATS stone you when Stump's playing his guitar!! Still folks, MUD do not feel so all alone... All Dem Marxists must be stoned!! That's Right!!
(Improvised Syntaurs FreakJam)
Yes, Lib'rals stone you when folks are all alone... Leftists stone you when you are outta Hope... Marxists stone you whenever you are Brave... DeeCee stones you so RATS can misbehave!! Still, I do not feel so all alone... All Dem Lib'rals must be stoned!!
Mudboy Slim (13 October 2009)
BTW..."Legalize Pot!!" Where it all started...two decades ago...
"Mooch ass grassy ass, mi amiga...es moo-ee bueno!!"
"RATS're Dang'rous!!" (2 B sung 2 the Allman Brothers' "I'm No Angel")
No, Right's not angels... Folks, we're not strangers to the streets... Left's got US labeled... DemRATS shall crumble at our feet!! Yes, MUD knows Biden... Dude, I've got scars upon my dreams!! Sure, I'm half crazy... Come on and TRUST ME, Patriots...
Yeah, RATS find MUD hard to swallow... Still, Left's SLEAZY while MUD's BOLD!! Folks, Biden's just a racist gringo!! Joe will NEVER lead you, folks... JoeBiden sniffs young womyn!! RATS STEALIN' all our gold!! LeftWing's DANG'ROUS!!
No, I'm no angel... Yeah, MUD's no stranger to the 'Hood... Let me rock this Nation... HELP MUD start the fire burnin' GOOD!! Oh come on, Barry... Come and play...MUD'll show you up in Hoops!! Lib'rals drive me KRAY-zeee... Come on and bite me, Barry!!
Joe, you don't give a damn about me... I never steal from RATS!! We won't ever lift a hand to hurt you... Right always helps you STAND!! So while RATS steal your diamonds... Right WINS by being BOLD!! Righteous angels...
No, MUD's no angel... Still, I'm no stranger to the dark... Let MUD rock this Nation... Let US start a fire in yer heart!! Oh come on, Patriots... Come and let MUD show you our good news!! HELP ME drive RATS crazy... Come on and love me, neighbors!! Oh come on, Barry... "RATS R LAZY!!" Biden's RACIST!! Oh come on, Joey... Yeah, come on, Hunter...
#591. To: AuntB, Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, Sabertooth, coteblanche, sneakypete (#589)
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We keep our heads up fer RAT's ceaseless crimes... Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... RATS find themselves alone when each vote's thru!! Left, please admit that Joe's a droolin' RUBE!! Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATS with our minds... We'll give folks cause to doubt the Lib'ral Lie!! Fer you, I know I'd even fight to turn the tide... Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We reach our hands out to the souls that try... It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
#593. To: Jhoffa_, rickyj, war, continental op, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW (#591)(Edited)
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm wiser from what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace... We're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'... Our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, freedom's all Right for me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover... RATS' loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment... Shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is Freedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer Freedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin... Show folks Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful... This Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh-oh-oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's free...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde... By rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATS' spin...Dem Marxists can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS... But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATS're whores!! Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!! John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATS LIE and Rape... Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Trumpsters know!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"RightWingRager!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")
Guv'ment Crimes fire up my peers, RATS're vile & flighty scamps!! Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as my maps... "We'll FReep fer Justice soon," said I, proud to fight Left's Power!! Yes, 'cuz I was so much bolder then, I'm wiser than that now.
Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed... Right knows TRUTH is Black and White...RATS' Lib'ral bull's been FReeped!! Listened to words of Rush fer years...conservatives got Power!! Folks, the World is FRee 'cuz soldier-men... Stood strong and never cowered!!
Slick's face, it fueled my Righteous Wrath, fer Marxist Tyranny!! MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history!! Libs LOATHE Christian evangelists...denying our Lord's Power... Ah, the Right must act much bolder, FRiends... Reject Joe and his pals!!
Joe Biden's just treasonous scum...still, Hillary's no fool... Disguises her past tyranny, she's just Socialism's tool!! "Equality!!" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow. Ah, but RATS produce such girley-men, Left's helpless without Power!!
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached... Fear thee not that I'll become thy enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach!! Forefathers bled so that we could vote...can't y'all see we need Right now?! Ah, the fight was so much wilder then, Right's fightin' Marxists now!!
Yes, Dubyuh stood strong 'gainst Terror threats to cities Lib'rals wreck... The Peaceniks are just weaklings, spineless Commies we reject!! Good and Bad, I define these terms...fight Fear and Doubt right now... Yes, the Right must be much bolder, men... Let's thwart RATS' Marxist Power!!
#599. To: Fred Mertz, contintental op, Neil McIver, Ragin1, Coral Snake, SMOKESCREEN (#597)
"Oppression's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US... Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!! Minions chatter while we fight... RATS are socialist wimps!! Folks, MUD's band shall stand strong... As we strike the High and Mighty!! Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!! Won't you help US sing... MUD's songs of Freedom?! 'Cuz the Right's takin' stands... Oppression's Wrong!! Defeat Left's SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Mudboy's gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATS steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day NooYawk shook!!
Won't you help MUD sing... Bold songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Corruption's Wrong!! Oppression's Wrong!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Woah!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Righteous gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATS steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day DeeCee shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Dese songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!! All y'all join the Band... Oppression's Wrong!! We sing of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
"This Ain't Right!!" (To be sung to Marshall- Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
Country's feelin' down and low... 'Cuz voters don't like way Fed spendin' soars!! It ain't Right...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!! They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!! RightWing mustn't worry...we are Right!!
Folks, there's no shame y'can't carry a tune... You can't keep on treating US like yer fools!! Sure, Biden's slime...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!! They ain't right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... It ain't Right to fool...with our dreams like Commies do... It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!! Right looks kinda blurry...we must fight...we're the Right!!
(FReakJam ensues)
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!! RATBots oughtta worry...we shall fight...you ain't Right!!
"Syntaurz Who Sing!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Sultans of Swing")
You gotta shimmy to the bar... Soldiers winnin' in Iraq...fear our might!! South of the river, we rock and we roll ev'ryday... Our band is proud of Dixie...we're the FarRight!! Ain't 'fraid to fight 'cuz we know DemRATS're lame!!
Just lend yer mind, play a role...seek Truth fer this Nation!! Condemn Joe Biden's stain...we'll see the RATS go down... The great devolution...noble emancipation!! The eeevil Lib'ral Whore'd shall forfeit Power!! Way on downsouth...come on downsouth...RichmondTowne!!
Check out DiscoDave...maestro's all the rage... Folks, he loves his women...dude doesn't want to fake the style we bring!! And a beatup Ford is all he can afford... But he stands up under them lights and his guitar sings!!
The BigMan doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene... He's gotta StateParks' job...he's doing alright. He can play jazz & rock fer that evil green... Jackin' it up each Friday night... With the Syntaurz...with the Syntaurz who sing!!
And a crowd of Mud's boys...they're freakin' some sounds on recorder... Stump and Fresh, with Billy and Fingers, smokin' Skeeter's joe!! We're takin' a stand...we'll rout all Dem gutless Lib'ral bands!! Our fate shall be of Reagan's soul!! And the Syntaurz played DeeCee.....
And then Mudboy Slim steps right up to the microphone... And sings at last..."Justice shall always reign!! Thank you, FarRight...scofflaws, time to go home!! Reject RATS' path...Let Freedom Ring!!" We are the Syntaurz!! We are the Syntaurz who sing!!