#536. To: war, Jhoffa_, Coral Snake, palo verde, TLBSHOW, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, AuntB (#0)
"Guv'ment Man!!" (To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")
Guv'ment man...why you take our bread?! We don't like...when you spend and spend!! Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past. Market losses...and high-priced gas... Guv'ment man...
GrampaJoe, you'll tear this country down... We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!! Swear by God, Fed budget must come down! Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Big Man on guitar)
Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last... Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!!
It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black. Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!! I hear China and Russia laughing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Guitar jammin')
Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last. Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scary firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!
Left killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... And Left cut the Righteous down!! Just like abortin' babies... Bill said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Tyrants run over folks with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Reno's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... Help celebrate our wealth!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...4 Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "freaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
"Pelosi's Lying!!" (To be sung to Chris Isaac's "Somebody's Crying")
I know this Speaker and she lies to you. Gramma's a'fakin'...sayin' she never knew. We oughtta waterboard dat nasty shrew, 'cuz... Pelosi's lying.
I know ol' bugeye and she's got no shame!! $10 Trillion lies...her promises're lame!! Dem Lib'rals're loving her just the same, we know that... Pelosi's lying.
So pleee-eease, return the money you took from me!! Or pleee-eease, reverse big spendin' tyranny, I'll say when, Liberty's dying...I know when the Speaker's lying!! Come on...
(MUD on keyboards...chronic on drums)
Lib'rals ain't thinking, Leftists ain't thinking!! Marxists ain't right...RATS are socialist tools!! Commies love torture...Left feeds crime, too!! Dem Leftists cry at night they're silly fools!! We know that... Pelosi's lying.
So pleee-eease, return the taxes you took from me. Or pleee-eease, Devolve Big Guv'ment Tyranny!! I know when Joe Biden's lying, 'tis when his lips're movin'. Oh I, oh I...
[Left's] "Shameless!!" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Shameless")
Biden, Left's shameless when it comes to loving you... They'd do anything you want them to... They're just Joe Biden's thralls!!
RATS're pandering fer all the World to see... Ahhh...Left loves Marxist tyranny!! Still, Joe Biden's bound to fall!!
We know Biden's a man who must spend and spend... Insecure about the world he's presidin' in... ACORN's crush easy...RATS spreadin' crime!! Left's power-lust must be satisfied!!
Left's shameless!! Nation must now say a prayer... All this krap DemRATS're spendin' on... Taxes steal our liberties!!
This is yer changes?! It's just more spendin'...just more lies!! Ahh...private medicine's socialized?! It's Big Government Disease!!
You see, you just ain't Right, yer far too proud... Free lunches don't exist...waterboardin' don't drowned!! You could talk yer way outta anything the Press asks you... But the things that Joe says ain't true!!
I shall never let government have this much control over me!! 'Cuz I worked too hard to call my life my own!! Lib'rals imagine a world where folks accept tyranny... Sure, 'tis RAT-world now, Left's fascist tool... Next November, yer gonna lose!! Left's shameless!! Yeah yeah!!
(Disco/Bigman freak jam)
You know, Big Guv'ment's sleazy...list of fraud is long... RATS say, "We're sorry" but the Left is all wrong!! Big Guv'ment costs everyone a friggin' mint!! And RATS' ILLEGALS don't pay the rent!!
I'm tellin' my friends!!
Left's shameless, but they've got the power now... 'Cuz Right didn't use it anyhow... Now, we've got to show some stones!!
Left's shameless, shameless 'bout the LIES they breed... Is welfare pimpin' Left's eulogy?!! Right just wanted you to know!!