(J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!! Freep the churches...give RATS Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by the Big Man)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATS Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, the RATS' vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOs watchin while Independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
About the time MUD's daddy left to fight in VietNam... I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl... Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal... Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!! MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand... Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow... RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out... Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why... RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand... 'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!! SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan... Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
(Mudboy on harp)
Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriots, hunt the dawgs down!! Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall... Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said. "PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..." Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man... Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!! Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
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"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember... How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile. And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make Dem voters dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATS' Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and Dem boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe RATS didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and Dem HOs who suck, But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But their "One-World" was VILE!" And Dem Left-Wing TOOLS were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a Strength derived from livin' FRee, In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town. The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned. And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while RATS smoked to get high!" RATS' Antifa Thugs kept takin' innocent lives!! Singin' "This'll be the day Freedom dies!! The Sheeple BELIEVE the RATS' Lies!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemocRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'rals tried to take the field, Good Patriots ALL refused to yield! Do you recall how freedom feels? This day, Fascism died!
We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day RATS conspire! FEAR will be the way DemRATS LIE!!"
Oh, it's Reality TheWoke cannot face, Spoiled generation lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick! DemocRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick, 'Cuz election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, My hands were clenched in Fists of Rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To Fight the libertarian Fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberals' Lies... Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And Hunter Biden's snortin' Cocaine with Spies... Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore the Network News, That's why their ratings're down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleamed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's croakin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost... They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Socialism died.
And we were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal LIE!! Drove our Country to the Devil, but RAT-media, THEY LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll KNOW that Slick LIED!! History'll know Marx is VILE!"
MUD was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
"This Ain't Right!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
Country's feelin' down and low... 'Cuz voters despise way Fed's spendings soarin'!! It ain't Right...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!! Left ain't concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!! They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!! RightWing mustn't worry...WE are Right!!
Folks, it's no shame y'can't carry a tune... RATS just keep on treating US like we're fools!! Folks, Hunter's slime...Biden crimes...this ain't Right!! Left ain't concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!! Sosh'list blight...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... It ain't Right to screw...with our dreams like Commies do... It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!! Right's TRUTH, it ain't blurry...WE must fight...for what's Right!!
(FReakJam ensues)
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!! RATbots oughtta worry...WE shall fight...Left ain't Right!!
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... From Left's Progressive Hell!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are greedy...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Marxists they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their RAT-schemes... Ah, but Big Guv'ment'll take all yer money... Lord, we'll beat Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, Lord...reject Left's Marxist plans!!
Well, now if I were the President of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes, I'd whup Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore... We SHAN'T let RATS Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATS come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz Gov. Cuomo is a FOOL!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til RATS're DETHRONED!!