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Title: "More MUD!!"
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URL Source: http://www.cagle.com/working/080403/olle.jpg
Published: Apr 9, 2008
Author: MUD
Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
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Views: 214755
Comments: 686
Heh heh heh...MUD
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#5. To: Mudboy Slim (#0)
So, Mudslide, you are a shill for the witch's campaign? That's what I deduct from the cartoon and this thread.
Nope, I voted for Romney in the VA Primary and would rather face Obama in November...MUD
You voted for a Mormon? Say it ain't so, Mudbot.
Heh heh heh...Operation Chaos ROCKS...MUD
per aristeides and I agree with him.
LOL...think what you will, Rushbot...MUD
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!) Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!! The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! (Guitar jammin' by the Big Man) In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. (SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone) In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh... Mudboy Slim (12/26/03-04)
Bwahahahahaha...gotta love it...MUD BTW...Reject the ObamaNation!!
"SlickWillie's RightHand!!" About the time MUD's daddy left to fight in VietNam... So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up... Chorus: MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!! So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!! The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand... (Mudboy on harp) Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!! PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head... Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!! Mudboy Slim (12/06/02)
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember... So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATS' Lie, Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! I started singin'... Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, And while the King was feelin' down, Mudboy's singin'... Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed, We kept on singin'... Oh, it's Reality TheWoke cannot face, Ol' Ronnie's singin'... It seems the Media's a bit confused, And in the streets, the children gleamed, And we were singin'... MUD was singin'... Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)
"This Ain't Right!!" Country's feelin' down and low... It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! Folks, it's no shame y'can't carry a tune... It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... (FReakJam ensues) It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! Chorus: RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!! Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007) BTW...Views: 113713
Trump 2024...MUD
Worth repeating...MUD
From an email... At first I thought this was funny then I realized the awful truth of it. Tax his land, Tax his tractor, Tax his cow, Tax his ties, Tax his tobacco, Tax his cigars, Tax his car, Tax all he has When he screams and hollers, Then tax his coffin, Put these words When he's gone, Accounts Receivable Tax COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. TGIF, all...MUD
#532. To: barkentine, goldilucky, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz (#526)
"I'm fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, ma... Played football for the Phoenix Card'nals... Then that safety, he led his troops into battle... Then our Nation knelt down by our bedsides... "We're fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, folks....." Mudboy Slim (5/16/04)
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#8. To: barkentine (#5)
"...you are a shill for the witch's campaign?"
#9. To: Mudboy Slim (#8)
#17. To: Fred Mertz (#9)
#18. To: Mudboy Slim (#17)
If you follow Limbaugh into supporting Hillary, it's dead cert that you will follow him into supporting McCain, when that's what he tells you to do.
#19. To: Fred Mertz (#18)
#20. To: All (#19)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
And DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
Freep the churches...give RATS Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway...
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!!
We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid...
Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!
Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!!
The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!!
That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'...
RATS Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!!
In the jukejoints uptown, the RATS' vile dream is fer Power!!
BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!!
RINOs watchin while Independents're stole away...
It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!!
Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast...
You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!!
Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!"
'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!!
So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment...
The Right'll make an honest stand!!
Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
#21. To: All (#20)
#22. To: All (#21)
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
McAwful acts frightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...Patriots, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"
#507. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN (#22)
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile.
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make Dem voters dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and Dem boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and Dem HOs who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was VILE!"
And Dem Left-Wing TOOLS were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while RATS smoked to get high!"
RATS' Antifa Thugs kept takin' innocent lives!!
Singin' "This'll be the day Freedom dies!!
The Sheeple BELIEVE the RATS' Lies!!"
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass!
While DemocRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'rals tried to take the field,
Good Patriots ALL refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? This day, Fascism died!
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day RATS conspire!
FEAR will be the way DemRATS LIE!!"
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemocRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
"Bye-bye to the Liberals' Lies...
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Hunter Biden's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS!
Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's croakin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost...
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Socialism died.
"Bye-bye to the Liberal LIE!!
Drove our Country to the Devil, but RAT-media, THEY LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll KNOW that Slick LIED!!
History'll know Marx is VILE!"
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
#515. To: All (#507)
You decide...
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
'Cuz voters despise way Fed's spendings soarin'!!
It ain't Right...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
Left ain't concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!!
They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!!
RightWing mustn't worry...WE are Right!!
RATS just keep on treating US like we're fools!!
Folks, Hunter's slime...Biden crimes...this ain't Right!!
Left ain't concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!!
Sosh'list blight...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to screw...with our dreams like Commies do...
It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!!
Right's TRUTH, it ain't blurry...WE must fight...for what's Right!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!!
RATbots oughtta worry...WE shall fight...Left ain't Right!!
#516. To: All (#515)
#523. To: Cyber-Band (#516)
#526. To: Jakob S., Jessie L. (#523)
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world at least 10 times.
Replies to Comment # 526.
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Soldier's Last Letter")
'Cuz Warriors must protect the Meek...
The way Grandpa did, when Hitler was big.
Ma, a terror-less World's what I seek!!"
But games, they must wait 'til we're through!!
We'll arrest bin Laden the first chance we get...
Uncle Sam, he didn't train no damned fools!!
A stray bullet turned cheers into cries!!
Next, tears came unashamed...for a hero'd been slain...
Country learned that Pat Tillman had died!!
And we prayed, "Lord above hear my plea...
Please protect all the folks who are fightin' for Right!!
And dear God, keep America FRee!!"
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