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Title: "More MUD!!"
Source: MUD
URL Source: http://www.cagle.com/working/080403/olle.jpg
Published: Apr 9, 2008
Author: MUD
Post Date: 2008-04-09 13:54:35 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 193899
Comments: 686

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#506. To: pookie18 (#505)


Eerie!!


LOL!!

Thank you, pookie...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-09   11:38:59 ET  (9 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#507. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN (#22)

"The Liberal Lie!!"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember...
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile.
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make Dem voters dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.

So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and Dem boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and Dem HOs who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!

I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was VILE!"
And Dem Left-Wing TOOLS were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"

Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!

And while the King was feelin' down,
Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!

Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while RATS smoked to get high!"
RATS' Antifa Thugs kept takin' innocent lives!!
Singin' "This'll be the day Freedom dies!!
The Sheeple BELIEVE the RATS' Lies!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass!
While DemocRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!

Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'rals tried to take the field,
Good Patriots ALL refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? This day, Fascism died!

We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day RATS conspire!
FEAR will be the way DemRATS LIE!!"

Oh, it's Reality TheWoke cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemocRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!

Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberals' Lies...
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Hunter Biden's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS!
Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"

And in the streets, the children gleamed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's croakin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost...
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Socialism died.

And we were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal LIE!!
Drove our Country to the Devil, but RAT-media, THEY LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll KNOW that Slick LIED!!
History'll know Marx is VILE!"

MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-10   11:47:38 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#508. To: All (#507)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-10   12:06:26 ET  (12 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#509. To: All (#508)

All too true...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-12   11:10:34 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#510. To: All (#490)

"MUDZ Wisdom"

"Freedom is the Way!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")

Right remains divisible...
'Cuz our thinking's FREE!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!

Folks are born with a righteous quest...
Wise hunger to be free!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATS discourage me.

'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, folks...
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...

Walk the walk...stand and fight!!
Freedom is not FREE!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
Marxist Tyranny!!

Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!"
RINOs, they agree...
RATS're hooked...on Guv'ment dough...
That’s not Right for me.

'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears...
Freedom is the Way!!
Media don’t know what’s goin’ on...
Folks, TRUTH shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Yes, it will...yes, it will...
"Freedom is the Way!!"

Mudboy Slim (27 May 2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-12   11:28:27 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#511. To: All (#510)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-12   11:44:42 ET  (13 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#512. To: All (#511)

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...
And tell ya "You're a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...
They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...
I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...
But I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...
They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Biden on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...
I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

Media spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Hunter, he's such a DUNCE!!
Give RATS half YER money...let's put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...
WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!

Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...
First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-12   12:02:05 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#513. To: All (#512)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-12   12:09:14 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#514. To: All (#507) (Edited)

LOL...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-13   10:31:18 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#515. To: All (#507)

"MUDZ Greatest Hits??!!"
You decide...

"This Ain't Right!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")

Country's feelin' down and low...
'Cuz voters despise way Fed's spendings soarin'!!
It ain't Right...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
Left ain't concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!!
They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!

It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!!
RightWing mustn't worry...WE are Right!!

Folks, it's no shame y'can't carry a tune...
RATS just keep on treating US like we're fools!!
Folks, Hunter's slime...Biden crimes...this ain't Right!!
Left ain't concealing what they are...
Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!!
Sosh'list blight...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!

It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke...
It ain't Right to screw...with our dreams like Commies do...
It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!!
Right's TRUTH, it ain't blurry...WE must fight...for what's Right!!

(FReakJam ensues)

It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!!
It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!!
It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!!
RATbots oughtta worry...WE shall fight...Left ain't Right!!

Chorus: RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!

Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)

BTW...Views: 113713

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-13   10:32:22 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#516. To: All (#515)

Trump 2024...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-13   10:42:16 ET  (8 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#517. To: Disco Dave, fingers, The BigMan (#515)

"Nags Head Mud"
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Texas Flood")

Folks, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head...
All Dem lib'ral types are frownin'!!
Yes, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head...
'Tis where the Hildabeast wears Left's crown!!
'Cuz Right's been trying to wake our Nation...
Water and lime, wash this Cuervo down!!

Yes, Dem lib'rals are known fer sin...
Man, Left's "science" drives me insane!!
Y'all, we're PROUD when our side wins...
Folks, devolving Power's the aim!!
Yeah, Mud wants his FReepers a'rockin'...
Damn, it's about to cost me sweet Renee!!

(Disco Dave on lead guitar...ROCKIN' IT!!)

RATS, we're leavin' yer rabies...
Biden, yer going back home to stay!!
Left, yer schemin'...YER CRAZY!!
RATS, Liberty'sFlame don't play!!
Won't condone all yer damn bloody failures...
Patriots, ol' Mud shall sing the way!!

Mudboy Slim (19 March 2007)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-13   10:50:00 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#518. To: pookie18 (#517)

Thank you, pookie...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-13   11:01:03 ET  (11 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#519. To: All (#507)

"Got Issues!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue")

Got issues, how I wish you saw...
Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
"Votes" are LIES for RATS' LeftWing Cause...
What's a word like "fair"?!
Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and...
What's the word on Harris?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!

Patriots, we must stand tall...
Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!!
Callin' all folks like myself...
To fight DemRATS from wasting wealth 'cuz...
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!

(nice guitar break)

MUD's "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall...
Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!!
Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but...
Trust the words I share...
Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons...
What's the word on Hunter? Left's sosh'list fool!!

Ain't jokin' 'cuz Joe broke the law...
Left ain't Right...RATS gonna fall!!
Oughtta FReep...answer the call...
Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!!
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!

(sweet guitar pickin')

Got issues, how I wish you saw...
Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Chi-Com spies and Leftists who baawwll...
RightWing World ain't scary!!
Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!!
RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!!
FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!

Regards...MUD (12/21/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-14   11:55:21 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#520. To: All (#519)


Betcha this guy never gets pulled over...

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-14   12:10:08 ET  (12 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#521. To: the Brainiac from Hell, goldilucky, Biff Tannen, DiscoDave, the BigMan, (#519)

"Liberty is Our Solution!!"
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")

All Right!!
Hey there, all you "moderates"...
Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!!
R-RINOs**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!!
Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!!
'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise...
Our freedoms make good good sense!!
Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!

Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Biden's their STAR!!
RATS been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!!
We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!!
Left Breeds Death...RATS really need to ABORT!!

Yes, more freedom is in our future...
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Protest all unfair taxes!!
Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!

Liberty is MY solution!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!

Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha...

Right, take a look outside Left's Media Whore'd...
Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!!
Well, RATS ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee...
We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"

Yes, more freedom's in our future...
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Reject any more taxes!!
Truth's never gonna die...RATS're gonna FRY!!

[Now. everybody join in...LOL!!]

Liberty is OUR solution!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Liberty's just our destiny!!

(Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam)

Oh Liberty is OUR solution!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!

Liberty is OUR solution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!

Liberty is OUR solution!!
Liberty!!
Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!

Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007)

BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-14   12:20:37 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#522. To: pookie18 (#520)

Thank you, pookie...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-14   12:29:45 ET  (7 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#523. To: Cyber-Band (#516)

Worth repeating...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-15   10:46:58 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#524. To: All (#515)

"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")

You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
From Left's Progressive Hell!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!

DemRATS are greedy...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Marxists they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their RAT-schemes...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment'll take all yer money...
Lord, we'll beat Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!

God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right must RISE UP, Lord...reject Left's Marxist plans!!

Well, now if I were the President of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes, I'd whup Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!

God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"

FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-15   11:02:36 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#525. To: All (#524)


Even better than the Hillary urinal cakes...


Teachers Unions SUCK eggs...

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-15   11:20:45 ET  (12 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#526. To: Jakob S., Jessie L. (#523)

From an email...

"TAXES...What happened?"

At first I thought this was funny then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world at least 10 times.

TGIF, all...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-16   15:03:15 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#527. To: MadIvan, Sultan88, Willie Green, Capt. John, Wilma Sue, GrandmaC, AuntB, Uncle Kenny, Joe (#521)

"We're Wide Awake!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "When You Awake")

ModSquad told me, "MUD's unCouth!!"
So I surfed on 'round the net a while,
Stopped at the place where RightWing's RIGHT!!
Asked about MadIvan's plea...
And what do you think he said to me?

"We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!!
We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've...
Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!!
The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"

Sultan taught me, "Yer work should be bold!!
We must take on the Left and lead straight to the Right...
Work yer days, then serve what's Right!!
Sing Skynyrd and Led Zep...and watch where ya FReep!!
Fight 'gainst Dem Lib'rals and you can't be beat!!"

We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!!
We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've...
Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!!
The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!

Willie showed me, "It's a mean ol' world!!"
Left's freaks beseech you, RATS are screwed...
But what is Right supposed to do?
Teach the RightWing, "Freedom's ALL!!"
I've heard it since I was very small!!

We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!!
We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've...
Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!!
The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"

Right must stand 'gainst RATS' bawlin'...
Right's temptin' fate 'til LeftWing's slaughtered!!
RATS shall LIE and screw their mothers...
Left's sure gonna love our BigBrother...OH!!
Yes, MUD is Right and the Left is Wrong!!
But RATS gonna scurry...hear my songs!!

Left's gonna lie...and the RATS gonna bite!!
Lib-uh-rulls don't like what's Right!!
Now's the season DemRATS soo dread...
Ain't gonna take it...November's NEXT!! VOTE!!
Folks, if I thought it would do any good,
I'd stand and fight like Moses did!!

Mudboy Slim (27 June 2007)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-16   15:17:06 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#528. To: All (#525)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-16   15:27:17 ET  (11 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#529. To: All (#528)

"RichmondTowne"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!

Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...

RichmondTowne's Confederate!!
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...
We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

Me and my pals, we love fun...
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!

RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon...
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz Gov. Cuomo is a FOOL!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!

RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne...
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til RATS're DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD (03/18/2003)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-16   15:37:14 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#530. To: All (#523) (Edited)


Damn straight, Dutch!!


LOL!! Love it!!


Yep...equally applicable to Jeff Bezos...

Have a GREAT weekend, y'all...MUD

BTW...Views: 114135

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-16   15:53:06 ET  (14 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#531. To: All (#523)

It shall be forever known as...

"Bidenflation"

Credit to Dana Perino...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-16   18:00:15 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#532. To: barkentine, goldilucky, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz (#526)

"Hero's Last Letter"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Soldier's Last Letter")

"I'm fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, ma...
'Cuz Warriors must protect the Meek...
The way Grandpa did, when Hitler was big.
Ma, a terror-less World's what I seek!!"

Played football for the Phoenix Card'nals...
But games, they must wait 'til we're through!!
We'll arrest bin Laden the first chance we get...
Uncle Sam, he didn't train no damned fools!!

Then that safety, he led his troops into battle...
A stray bullet turned cheers into cries!!
Next, tears came unashamed...for a hero'd been slain...
Country learned that Pat Tillman had died!!

Then our Nation knelt down by our bedsides...
And we prayed, "Lord above hear my plea...
Please protect all the folks who are fightin' for Right!!
And dear God, keep America FRee!!"

"We're fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, folks....."

Mudboy Slim (5/16/04)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-17   10:37:09 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#533. To: All (#532)


Es perfecto...now ALL PARENTS should demand the right have all their children's classes recorded and available for download by students and their parents at home.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-17   10:52:03 ET  (9 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#534. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, pink floyd (#533)

"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")

Folks, do you think Left can sell...
Progressive Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we quell RATS' vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Your time to be brave...
Won't you fight for your kids?!!

And did RATS force you to trade...
Real heroes for "JOE"?!!
Sweet Justice for "Peace"?!!
Freedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
Joe Biden is the Left's star...
Now ChinaJoe bears RATS' SHAME!!

(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)

How I wish...Socialists were not here...
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they WON'T work!!
Marxists are wimps!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...Freedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!

(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)

Doo doo dah doo......

Mudboy Slim (10/07/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-17   11:14:35 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#535. To: All (#533)


Thank you, Jim...

MAGA...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-17   11:23:12 ET  (6 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#536. To: war, Jhoffa_, Coral Snake, palo verde, TLBSHOW, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, AuntB (#0)

"Guv'ment Man!!"
(To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")

Guv'ment man...why you take our bread?!
We don't like...when you spend and spend!!
Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past.
Market losses...and high-priced gas...
Guv'ment man...

GrampaJoe, you'll tear this country down...
We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!!
Swear by God, Fed budget must come down!
Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing...
How long? How long? How-ow-ow?

(Big Man on guitar)

Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said,
Tyranny blooms when good men dread...
Guv'ment change gonna come at last...
Devolve Power and do it fast...
Guv'ment man!!

It's all rotten...yer spend and tax...
Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black.
Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!!
I hear China and Russia laughing...
How long? How long? How-ow-ow?

(Guitar jammin')

Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said,
Tyranny blooms when good men dread...
Guv'ment change gonna come at last.
Devolve Power and do it fast...
Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!

Mudboy Slim (4 February 2009)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-17   11:32:16 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#537. To: All (#14)

Of course, the Lives of Black Americans--and non-Americans--Matter every bit as much as ANY non-Black Lives. Debate over.

That stated and agreed to...BLM_Inc. is a proudly-Marxist, anti-American, anti-Liberty extortionist organization and its leadership will be exposed as corrupt opportunists and hypocRATS...MUD

BTW...Views: 114531

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   6:46:54 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#538. To: pookie18 (#537)

Muchas gracias, Senor Pookie...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   10:11:50 ET  (4 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#539. To: All (#536)

"Waco, Texas!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")

Just southward from South Dallas...
Was a scary firefight...
Agents, they were slaughtered...
When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!!
F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!!
Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!

Left killed folks 'cuz we're Christian...
And Left cut the Righteous down!!
Just like abortin' babies...
Bill said, "Gun 'em down!!"
Left loathes Righteousness...RATS love Commie SCUM!!
F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!

Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Tyrants run over folks with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Reno's firebombs silenced children's screams...
And Left's LIES were what really stank!!
Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!"
Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!

(Guitar pickin'...)

Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!!
Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!!
Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas...
Help celebrate our wealth!!
We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!!
It's a bold stand...4 Justice FReep!!

Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!)
But I know Willie really good...
And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!"
Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "freaks!!"
Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!!
Waco, Texas!!

Mudboy Slim (05/08/2004)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   10:23:15 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#540. To: All (#538)

Dittos...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   10:29:15 ET  (5 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#541. To: Coral Snake, Murron, mel (#539)

"Pelosi's Lying!!"
(To be sung to Chris Isaac's "Somebody's Crying")

I know this Speaker and she lies to you.
Gramma's a'fakin'...sayin' she never knew.
We oughtta waterboard dat nasty shrew, 'cuz...
Pelosi's lying.

I know ol' bugeye and she's got no shame!!
$10 Trillion lies...her promises're lame!!
Dem Lib'rals're loving her just the same, we know that...
Pelosi's lying.

So pleee-eease, return the money you took from me!!
Or pleee-eease, reverse big spendin' tyranny, I'll say when,
Liberty's dying...I know when the Speaker's lying!!
Come on...

(MUD on keyboards...chronic on drums)

Lib'rals ain't thinking, Leftists ain't thinking!!
Marxists ain't right...RATS are socialist tools!!
Commies love torture...Left feeds crime, too!!
Dem Leftists cry at night they're silly fools!! We know that...
Pelosi's lying.

So pleee-eease, return the taxes you took from me.
Or pleee-eease, Devolve Big Guv'ment Tyranny!!
I know when Joe Biden's lying, 'tis when his lips're movin'.
Oh I, oh I...

Mudboy Slim (24 April 2009)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   10:40:48 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#542. To: All (#540)


Inflation fears are real...Bidenflation!!

So true...so pathetic...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   10:49:36 ET  (8 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#543. To: All (#541)

[Left's] "Shameless!!"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Shameless")

Biden, Left's shameless when it comes to loving you...
They'd do anything you want them to...
They're just Joe Biden's thralls!!

RATS're pandering fer all the World to see...
Ahhh...Left loves Marxist tyranny!!
Still, Joe Biden's bound to fall!!

We know Biden's a man who must spend and spend...
Insecure about the world he's presidin' in...
ACORN's crush easy...RATS spreadin' crime!!
Left's power-lust must be satisfied!!

Left's shameless!! Nation must now say a prayer...
All this krap DemRATS're spendin' on...
Taxes steal our liberties!!

This is yer changes?!
It's just more spendin'...just more lies!!
Ahh...private medicine's socialized?!
It's Big Government Disease!!

You see, you just ain't Right, yer far too proud...
Free lunches don't exist...waterboardin' don't drowned!!
You could talk yer way outta anything the Press asks you...
But the things that Joe says ain't true!!

I shall never let government have this much control over me!!
'Cuz I worked too hard to call my life my own!!
Lib'rals imagine a world where folks accept tyranny...
Sure, 'tis RAT-world now, Left's fascist tool...
Next November, yer gonna lose!!
Left's shameless!! Yeah yeah!!

(Disco/Bigman freak jam)

You know, Big Guv'ment's sleazy...list of fraud is long...
RATS say, "We're sorry" but the Left is all wrong!!
Big Guv'ment costs everyone a friggin' mint!!
And RATS' ILLEGALS don't pay the rent!!

I'm tellin' my friends!!

Left's shameless, but they've got the power now...
'Cuz Right didn't use it anyhow...
Now, we've got to show some stones!!

Left's shameless, shameless 'bout the LIES they breed...
Is welfare pimpin' Left's eulogy?!!
Right just wanted you to know!!

RATS are shameless!!
Shameless...
Shameless...

Mudboy Slim (9 May 2009)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   11:00:55 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#544. To: All (#542)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-19   11:07:04 ET  (5 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#545. To: All (#539)

"Patriot's Day!!"
(To be sung to U2's "New Year's Day")

Yeah...
Life's a riot on Patriot's Day...
A world that's Right is on its way!!
We got the freedom to...
Sing fer you...Right don't play!!
Righteous ragin' on Patriot's Day...
On Patriot's Day!!

I shall sing fer you again...
Right shall win with Truth, my friends...

Joe Biden always LIES!!
Nobody cares if he's black or white...
Lib'rals whine...RATS' chosen few!!
Left's newspapers're dead, says...
"RATS are fools, they're fools!!"
It's Left's Waterloo...
Lib'ral poltroons...
We Shall Qvercome!!

Right...Right shall now win again!!
Fight...our time is 2021!!

Oh...
Nation, the time is Right!!
Oh...maybe Far Right...

I shall sing fer you again...
Right shall win with Truth, my friends...

And so we're told, this is RATS' Golden Age!!
Left's damned close to treason...folks, become engaged!!
Our freedom depends on you...
We need to...Fight Left's Sway!!
Righteous changes...
On Patriot's Day...
On Patriot's Day!!

Mudboy Slim (8/10/09)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-20   14:01:55 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#546. To: All (#544)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-07-20   14:12:21 ET  (8 images) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  



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