Refers to our children in the Teachers Union-controlled public school/propaganda K-12 system. Could also be "Virgin brains washed in Left's WOE" or "Thirsty minds bathed in Left's WOE"...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"I Pity Would-Be Immigrants!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Pity the Poor Immigrant")
I pity would-be immigrants... Who follow our laws and stay home. They are dreamin' of bein' U.S. citizens... While cheaters ignore our borders and roam. Good men whose honor won't let'em cheat... Good Life's what they want best. They wait patiently all their lives... Law-breakers queer their quest!!
I chide those scofflaw immigrants... Who sneak across our plains!! They break our laws and that ain't Right... Borders are Left's bane!! We'll FReep 'til we are satisfied... They won't get amnesty!! Truth haunts the folks who live in stealth... 'Cuz FReedom is not FRee!!
I blame the greedy bus'nessman... Who use folks' sweat and blood!! They fail our youth by cheating... But cheap labor's not enough!! What message does lawlessness send? Left tramples laws en masse!! I pity would-be immigrants... When the scofflaws get a pass!!
Mudboy Slim (3 February 2005)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Tales of Bold Resistors!!" (To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever... But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!
Yes, the Passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATs... As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs... Power's WickedWeilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom... The heroic Reagan's calling you to build a shining City!!
Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!! So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition... Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Sheeple want to inflict Justice... RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!
Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!! Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!! Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty... Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
Mudboy Slim (05/31/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The Marketplace of Ideas!! An Idea whose time has come... Kudos to Trump for his part in this.
Next step...as CNN's viewership continues to tank, a Trump-associated conglomerate shall undergo a hostile stock takeover of CNN and shall then remake the network into a cable news channel to be what FoxNewsChannel used to be before the RINOS took over...
Nostradamus...MUD
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#505. To: Biff Tannen, Fuh Que Punk, Dakmar, TLBSHOW, barkentine, Coral Snake, palo verde (#31)
"Pennsylvania Ave.!!" (To be sung to Heart's "Cherry Blossom Road")
Covid-freak has come and gone... Right sees November comin' on!! T. MacAuliffe cannot win... Lord, I want, though, ANWR drillin' soon begin. Screw the Media and LeftWing RATS... Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!!
Folks, Left's Effete...but Right is Good!! We'll cut Big Guv'ment 'cuz we should!! Right scoffs at LeftWing Media fears... Liars tell us, "When you need it, BigBrother'll be there!!" Don't give yer future to the RATS... Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave...ooooh, yea!!
Good folks, let's WIN!! Just reject the RAT-whore'd!! Forsake RATS' spin!! Yeah... Just walk away from Lib'rals. (Rock with me!!) Just walk away from Marxists. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with me!!) Walk away. (Rock with MUD!!) Oooh, yeah...
(music stops)
Now, in my Richmond city home... We ain't slaves like DemRAT drones!! Right knows Reaganism lives today. And I know that "We Shall Drill, REJECT Left's Stain!!" Let's change it, 'cuz Right rejects RATS... Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!! Oh Ya!
GO VOTE!! We'll win!! Folks, forsake the RAT-whore'd!! Reject Left's spin, just walk away from Lib'rals (rock with me). Walk away, RINOs, (rock with me), Walk away, (rock with MUD)....
Mudboy Slim (11 May 2008)
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#507. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN (#22)
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember... How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile. And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make Dem voters dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATS' Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and Dem boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe RATS didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and Dem HOs who suck, But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But their "One-World" was VILE!" And Dem Left-Wing TOOLS were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a Strength derived from livin' FRee, In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town. The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned. And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while RATS smoked to get high!" RATS' Antifa Thugs kept takin' innocent lives!! Singin' "This'll be the day Freedom dies!! The Sheeple BELIEVE the RATS' Lies!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemocRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'rals tried to take the field, Good Patriots ALL refused to yield! Do you recall how freedom feels? This day, Fascism died!
We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day RATS conspire! FEAR will be the way DemRATS LIE!!"
Oh, it's Reality TheWoke cannot face, Spoiled generation lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick! DemocRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick, 'Cuz election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, My hands were clenched in Fists of Rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To Fight the libertarian Fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberals' Lies... Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And Hunter Biden's snortin' Cocaine with Spies... Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore the Network News, That's why their ratings're down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleamed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's croakin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost... They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Socialism died.
And we were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal LIE!! Drove our Country to the Devil, but RAT-media, THEY LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll KNOW that Slick LIED!! History'll know Marx is VILE!"
MUD was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Freedom is the Way!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains divisible... 'Cuz our thinking's FREE!! I have joined...in many FReeps... Defendin' Liberty!!
Folks are born with a righteous quest... Wise hunger to be free!! Parents taught, "Never Fear!!" RATS discourage me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, folks... FReedom is THE Way!! Sheeple must learn whats goin on... Truth shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!! Freedom is not FREE!! Left, it tries...to stoke our fears... Marxist Tyranny!!
Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" RINOs, they agree... RATS're hooked...on Guv'ment dough... Thats not Right for me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... Freedom is the Way!! Media dont know whats goin on... Folks, TRUTH shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will... Yes, it will...yes, it will... "Freedom is the Way!!"
Mudboy Slim (27 May 2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back... And tell ya "You're a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look... But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATS, they're pretty funny... They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Biden on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City... I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Media spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Hunter, he's such a DUNCE!! Give RATS half YER money...let's put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say... WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim (09/23/2002)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"This Ain't Right!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
Country's feelin' down and low... 'Cuz voters despise way Fed's spendings soarin'!! It ain't Right...Joe ain't Right...this ain't Right!! Left ain't concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATS love Karl Marx!! They ain't Right...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!! RightWing mustn't worry...WE are Right!!
Folks, it's no shame y'can't carry a tune... RATS just keep on treating US like we're fools!! Folks, Hunter's slime...Biden crimes...this ain't Right!! Left ain't concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!! Sosh'list blight...RATS ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... It ain't Right to screw...with our dreams like Commies do... It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!! Right's TRUTH, it ain't blurry...WE must fight...for what's Right!!
(FReakJam ensues)
It ain't Right to spend...all RATS wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATS' Amnesty!! RATbots oughtta worry...WE shall fight...Left ain't Right!!
Chorus: RATS ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!
Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)
BTW...Views: 113713
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Nags Head Mud" (To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Texas Flood")
Folks, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head... All Dem lib'ral types are frownin'!! Yes, ol' Mudboy's down in Nags Head... 'Tis where the Hildabeast wears Left's crown!! 'Cuz Right's been trying to wake our Nation... Water and lime, wash this Cuervo down!!
Yes, Dem lib'rals are known fer sin... Man, Left's "science" drives me insane!! Y'all, we're PROUD when our side wins... Folks, devolving Power's the aim!! Yeah, Mud wants his FReepers a'rockin'... Damn, it's about to cost me sweet Renee!!
(Disco Dave on lead guitar...ROCKIN' IT!!)
RATS, we're leavin' yer rabies... Biden, yer going back home to stay!! Left, yer schemin'...YER CRAZY!! RATS, Liberty'sFlame don't play!! Won't condone all yer damn bloody failures... Patriots, ol' Mud shall sing the way!!
Mudboy Slim (19 March 2007)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Got Issues!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue")
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all... "Votes" are LIES for RATS' LeftWing Cause... What's a word like "fair"?! Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and... What's the word on Harris?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!
Patriots, we must stand tall... Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!! Callin' all folks like myself... To fight DemRATS from wasting wealth 'cuz... "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(nice guitar break)
MUD's "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall... Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!! Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but... Trust the words I share... Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons... What's the word on Hunter? Left's sosh'list fool!!
Ain't jokin' 'cuz Joe broke the law... Left ain't Right...RATS gonna fall!! Oughtta FReep...answer the call... Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!! "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(sweet guitar pickin')
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Chi-Com spies and Leftists who baawwll... RightWing World ain't scary!! Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!! RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!! FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!
Regards...MUD (12/21/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#521. To: the Brainiac from Hell, goldilucky, Biff Tannen, DiscoDave, the BigMan, (#519)
"Liberty is Our Solution!!" (To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
All Right!! Hey there, all you "moderates"... Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!! R-RINOs**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!! Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!! 'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise... Our freedoms make good good sense!! Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!
Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Biden's their STAR!! RATS been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!! We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!! Left Breeds Death...RATS really need to ABORT!!
Yes, more freedom is in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Protest all unfair taxes!! Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Liberty is MY solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha...
Right, take a look outside Left's Media Whore'd... Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!! Well, RATS ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee... We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"
Yes, more freedom's in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Reject any more taxes!! Truth's never gonna die...RATS're gonna FRY!!
[Now. everybody join in...LOL!!]
Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Liberty's just our destiny!!
(Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam)
Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty!! Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007)
BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... From Left's Progressive Hell!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are greedy...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Marxists they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their RAT-schemes... Ah, but Big Guv'ment'll take all yer money... Lord, we'll beat Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, Lord...reject Left's Marxist plans!!
Well, now if I were the President of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes, I'd whup Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
At first I thought this was funny then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me To my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world at least 10 times.
TGIF, all...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#527. To: MadIvan, Sultan88, Willie Green, Capt. John, Wilma Sue, GrandmaC, AuntB, Uncle Kenny, Joe (#521)
"We're Wide Awake!!" (To be sung to the Band's "When You Awake")
ModSquad told me, "MUD's unCouth!!" So I surfed on 'round the net a while, Stopped at the place where RightWing's RIGHT!! Asked about MadIvan's plea... And what do you think he said to me?
"We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Sultan taught me, "Yer work should be bold!! We must take on the Left and lead straight to the Right... Work yer days, then serve what's Right!! Sing Skynyrd and Led Zep...and watch where ya FReep!! Fight 'gainst Dem Lib'rals and you can't be beat!!"
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!
Willie showed me, "It's a mean ol' world!!" Left's freaks beseech you, RATS are screwed... But what is Right supposed to do? Teach the RightWing, "Freedom's ALL!!" I've heard it since I was very small!!
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Right must stand 'gainst RATS' bawlin'... Right's temptin' fate 'til LeftWing's slaughtered!! RATS shall LIE and screw their mothers... Left's sure gonna love our BigBrother...OH!! Yes, MUD is Right and the Left is Wrong!! But RATS gonna scurry...hear my songs!!
Left's gonna lie...and the RATS gonna bite!! Lib-uh-rulls don't like what's Right!! Now's the season DemRATS soo dread... Ain't gonna take it...November's NEXT!! VOTE!! Folks, if I thought it would do any good, I'd stand and fight like Moses did!!
Mudboy Slim (27 June 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore... We SHAN'T let RATS Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATS come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz Gov. Cuomo is a FOOL!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til RATS're DETHRONED!!
Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD (03/18/2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#532. To: barkentine, goldilucky, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz (#526)
"Hero's Last Letter" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Soldier's Last Letter")
"I'm fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, ma... 'Cuz Warriors must protect the Meek... The way Grandpa did, when Hitler was big. Ma, a terror-less World's what I seek!!"
Played football for the Phoenix Card'nals... But games, they must wait 'til we're through!! We'll arrest bin Laden the first chance we get... Uncle Sam, he didn't train no damned fools!!
Then that safety, he led his troops into battle... A stray bullet turned cheers into cries!! Next, tears came unashamed...for a hero'd been slain... Country learned that Pat Tillman had died!!
Then our Nation knelt down by our bedsides... And we prayed, "Lord above hear my plea... Please protect all the folks who are fightin' for Right!! And dear God, keep America FRee!!"
"We're fightin' this War 'gainst the Left, folks....."
Mudboy Slim (5/16/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"